-1As the S.S. sailed the ocean waters, Flapjack was trying to have a conversation with the other passengers.

"What's up with the world today?" the Waffler rambled "it seems new lands appear every single day. And don't get me started with species, I mean, how really are there?"

But to Flapjack's dismay, Blooey and Luigi were fast asleep. The Waffler sweat-dropped and decided to look outside.

"Hey! What do you know! We finally arrived at the Strudel Continent!"

The other two suddenly woke up, and were so excited they jumped out of a window and swam to shore.

"Uh, bye" Flapjack said sadly.

Luigi and his partner were soon on dry land and were following the compass's directions to Plumpbelly Village. However, they soon stopped when heard nearby explosions. Trying to find the cause of the explosions, the two looked up to see something that Luigi instantly recognized.

"That's the guy who tried to kill me on my way to Waffle Kingdom!" he shouted.

Indeed, soaring on a large flying squirrel was a bomb-touting nut. The plumber and Blooper jumped out of the way as the squirrel swooped at them and crashed into a tree.

"No, bad Spanky!" the nut rider shouted "watch where your going next time!" The nut jumped off his squirrel and faced the man in green. "So you survived my last encounter have you?"

"Who the heck are you, you weirdo?" Blooey asked loudly.

The nut glared at the fried squid and boomed "Who am I?! I am A. Scorn, commander of the Nutty Nation and loyal servant to the great Chestnut King!"

"Wait, your working with the Chestnut King?!" asked Luigi.

"Of course I am, you silly little man! The King is aware that you are trying to claim back the princess, and he has sent me to make sure you fail your quest! Prepare yourself!"

MINI-BOSS: A. SCORN

A. Scorn sneered "face the wrath of the Nutty Nation! AHAHA!"

Blooey says to Luigi "this is guy is nuts! Let's kick his butt and move on!"

Luigi jumped on A. Scorn twice, then Blooey tackled the nut. A. Scorn twirled his arm then punched Luigi in the face.

A. Scorn laughed "had enough yet? Too bad, I'm giving you more!"

Blooey switched with Luigi and drilled the enemy. The plumber took out his hammer and smashed A. Scorn with it.

A. Scorn cried "ARGH! I'm going nowhere with this! Time to kick it up a notch!"

He pulled out a bomb and threw at the others, giggling as they got damaged in the blast. Blooey drank some honey syrup to gain some flower points, and Luigi ate a mushroom. A. Scorn pulled out another bomb and threw it, however this time Luigi sent the bomb back. The bomb exploded and the acorn was unable to fight!

Coughing up soot, A. Scorn yelled in anger "you may have won this round, but I'll be back! SPANKY, COME!"

The squirrel flew next to it's master and the nut jumped on his pet and both took off. Luigi and Blooey looked at each other and shrugged.

Later that day, the two arrived in Plumpbelly Village. The village had pastry-like buildings, animal citizens, and a rather peculiar security force roaming the streets.

"I think something's fishy around here" Blooey said in suspicion.

"Relax, Blooey, I'm sure that just because there some tough guys are everywhere doesn't something's wrong!"

"THERE SHE GOES! AFTER HER!"

The two watched as three alligators wearing shirts with skulls on them chasing after a small pink cat.

Luigi said "it's possible she's a criminal."

The alligators were walking back, with the cat carried on one of the gator's shoulder.

The cat screamed "NO! I DON'T WANT BE A SACRIFICE!"

The alligator carrying her shouted "shut up girl, or we'll make you shut up!"

Luigi sighed "okay, maybe SOMETHING is wrong in this village."

Suddenly, a red Bob-omb with a strange looking fuse came next to the gator carrying the cat and exploded, knocking the reptile out and freeing the kitty.

One of the other gators said "it's that freak again! Get him!"

Not wanting the Bob-omb to get hurt, went and jump on one of the gators. The last gator turned to notice Luigi but was soon defeated by another blast from the walking bomb.

"Hurry, everyone!" the pink cat said "follow me before more Kremlings notice us!"

Not the time to ask questions, Luigi and Blooey followed the cat and bomb into one of the pastry houses. When they got in, the kitten immediately pushed a box in front of the door.

"Phew that was close" the cat sighed.

The Bob-omb said "yeah I know."

Luigi asked "so what's going on?"

"Man, these Kremings are getting more rougher everyday."

"Yeah, tell me about it!"

"Hey, guys, hello?"

"Thanks for saving me back there, Jerry."

"Any time, miss Neow."

"Am I being ignored?"

"So where should I hide next?"

"I dunno, let's try-"

"HEY!"

The cat and Bob-omb soon notice that they weren't alone.

The pink kitten who's most likely named Neow says "uh, can I help you?"

"Yeah" Blooey replies "WHAT THE BLOOP IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN!"

"The village has been taken over" said a fifth voice. Entering the room everyone was in was a really fat orange cat with black stripes on his back.

"Dad!" Neow said "I thought you were taking a walk outside!"

"Neow, look at me!" the father cat said pointing to his huge belly "I can barely get to the bathroom let alone outside!"

Blooey took a few steps away from the large cat, then spoke "so you know what's going on?"

"Yes, yes I do. I'm the mayor Fat Kat, or I WAS the mayor. A couple weeks ago, a giant snake by the name of Hizza came offering a Yoshi cookie for my village, which I agreed on. Now I know it sounded like a stupid trade, but if you smelled that tasty cookie you would probably have done the same. Anyways, it seems that Plumpbelly wasn't good enough, so now he's been looking for a sacrifice for some crazy ritual or whatever. As you can guess, the sacrifice he wants most is my own daughter!"

The Bob-omb proudly interrupts "but I make sure of it that he doesn't get a chance!"

"Ah yes, Jerry. Jerry here is a very honorable Bob-omb, helping to defend my daughter. However, I don't think he can save her much longer."

Blooey then changes the subject by saying "so do you happen to know where any Marvelous Compass is, would you?"

"Compass piece?" Fat Kat asked "hmm, I believe I once heard Hizza complain about having an enchanted shard puncturing him in his stomach…"

"Well Luigi, it looks like we need to defeat Hizza in order to get the next piece" said Blooey.

"You mean you'll help us, strangers?" Jerry wondered "if your going to fight that snake then I want to come too!"

Jerry joined Luigi's party! Luigi can set Jerry on the ground and detonate him remotely!

"It's nice to know your going to help reclaim our home" the mayor said "but how will you get to Hizza himself? The only way to even meet him is if you were a sacrifice!"

"Then I'll be a sacrifice!" Luigi shouted.

"Are you sure?" Neow asked "there's this custom where sacrifices have to be in wedding dresses."

"Then I guess I'll have to wear a dress!"

"WHAT?!" Blooey and Jerry shouted at the same time.

"If that's what I have to do, then that's what I'll do! Bride me up baby!"

Neow took Luigi into the next room and began to doll up the plumber. Within minutes, the work was done.

The pink cat announced "presenting to you is Miss Luigi!"

And out came Luigi, wearing a frilly pink dress, fake earrings, make-up, and bright red lipstick. The other men were very, very shocked. Especially Jerry.

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Blooey muttered "it's not that frightening, sissy."

"Well then, let's go get Hizza!" Luigi shouted to his partners.

The three headed towards town hall, which was now the snake's lair. As they walked towards the entrance, a elephant holding a stop sign named Pak E. Derm stopped.

"Halt!" Pak E. Derm said "no one is allowed past unless they are a sacrifice!"

"Oh, but this fine lovely… lady IS a sacrifice!" Blooey said.

"Really?" the elephant said in surprise.

"Yeah!" said Luigi in a very terrible feminine voice.

"Hmm, well that mustache is a bit of a turn off, but a sacrifice is a sacrifice! Head on in!"

The three entered inside the town hall, noticing how swampy it was. There was some burly Kremlings patrolling around, and one of them noticed Luigi and friends.

"Hey! What are you doing here?!" the Kremling demanded.

"Uh, taking the sacrifice to Hizza?" Jerry replied.

"No outsiders are allowed to bring sacrifices, especially ones that Hizza didn't request! Get 'em boys!"

Then a fight between Luigi and his partners versus a couple of burly Kremlings began. The plumber bride had difficulties with his dress, but in the end he and his friends were victorious.

The next room had a second floor but no stairs to reach it. There was a switch that activated an elevator temporarily, however the distance between the switch and the elevator was too far apart, so Luigi couldn't each the elevator in time. But Luigi then had an idea, by laying Jerry near the switch then running where the elevator. Jerry soon exploded, and Luigi was able to use the elevator to reach the next floor. On the second floor was very hyperactive Kremling girl.

"Omigosh, that dress is sooooo kawaii!" the Kremling giggled.

"Uh, thank you" Luigi said girlishly.

The Kremling soon asked "hey, like, can I have your dress? I sooooo wanna to show it to my friends back at Donkey Kong island because, like, I said I married this awesome hunk and they're like 'uh uh' and I'm like 'uh huh' and they wanted proof so if I show it to them they'll be like 'omigosh!' and I'll be like 'yeah girlfriends!' If you do give it to me I'll give this Super Hammer!"

"Umm… okay!"

"AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!! You are like the coolest person EVER!"

The Kremling gave Luigi a super hammer then skipped in joy wearing her new dress.

"Well that was strange" Jerry said to Luigi, who appeared to have been wearing his plumber under the wedding dress. (Then again, he could be in his undies!)

"This universe is always strange" Luigi muttered as he used his new hammer to break open a stone door.

Beyond the door was a large dark room, perfect for a giant snake to hang out in. Which in fact one WAS hanging out in.

"Who daresssssssssss to disssssstrub Hizza?" questioned a gigantic snake creature.

Luigi stuttered "umm, people w-who want t-to take back Plumpbelly Village."

"Ah, we sssssssssee. You want to protect the girl, yessssssssssss?"

"Yeah we do!" Jerry shouted.

"If you musssssssssst know, we have nothing againsssssssst her. But the thing isssssss, we are alwayssssssss hungry, sssssssso very hungry. Thissssssss village with food-ssssssshaped buildingsssssss attracted usssssssss. We thought if we ruled thissssss tasssssty place, we would be happy, but no. But then we sssssssssssaw the girl, the innocent little girl. Then we knew ssssssssshe could filled our appetite. Oh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."

"Hey!" Blooey shouted "what do you mean in 'we?' There's only one of you!"

"No there issssssssssssn't" said another snake as it came out from the shadows. It was then that they all realized Hizza had two heads! Luigi fainted on the spot. When he woke up, he noticed he was in a battle!

BOSS: HIZZA

"About time you woke up!" Blooey muttered.

Luigi chuckled nervously and double jumped on one of Hizza's heads. Blooey went and drilled the other. The first head bared fangs and bite Luigi who blocked it, but then the next head did the same thing and poisoned Luigi. Blooey went up front and gave his partner a Super Shroom to eat, then Luigi used an Ice Storm which nearly froze the cold-blooded creatures before the poison damaged him.

"We are sssssssso hungry!" said one head.

"Mmm, that Blooper lookssssssss tasssssty!" said the other head.

Like lightning the second head gulped Blooey in one bite!

"BLOOEY!" screamed Luigi.

"You'll pay for that, snake-creature!" Jerry shouted as he went to Luigi's side.

Because Jerry had no way to hit the two-headed snakes, he used a Fire Flower instead. Luigi double jumped on the head that ate Blooey. The plumber then took damage from his poison.

"Mmm, cherriesssssssss" drooled head number one. The head soon ate Luigi's other partner!

"NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!" cried Luigi. Now he was all alone against Hizza! As he sobbed, he noticed a bandage on the snake's skin. Curious, the plumber whacked the bandage with his super hammer. Hizza roared in agony.

"THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!"

"DON'T THERE! THAT'SSSSSS THE SSSSSSHARD'SSSSS SSSSSPOT!"

"SPIT OUT MY FRIENDS!" Luigi shouted, now cleared of his poison.

"NEVER!" the two heads said in unison.

Luigi got bitten by both snakes, but guarded against their attacks. He whacked the bandage again and Hizza couldn't take anymore. He spit out Blooey and Jerry and his heads fell to the ground.

Blooey groaned "urgh, somehow I KNEW my fried skin would lead me inside something's gut."

"Alright, I defeated Hizza!" Luigi cheered.

However, the two heads rose back up, and looked very hungrily at the plumber. The heads reared back ready to strike, and when they charged forward, Luigi dodged left. The snakes bite into each other, which caused Hizza to poof into smoke!

"What the heck was that?!" Jerry shouted.

Luigi didn't know and didn't care, as he saw the compass piece lying on the ground. He placed into the compass piece and watched as it glowed and pointed east while showing an island with race tracks.

While the compass activated, Luigi heard a female say "Help… me…" Was that Princess Éclair. If it was, she sounded lovely!

"Luigi! Hey!" Blooey shouted while waving his tentacles.

"Huh? What?"

"I that the location the compass made is Circuit Break Island! What's wrong with you?"

"Uh, nothing, nothing, let's go see how the village is now."

Back outside, everyone was cheering as Luigi and Blooey waved to their adoring fans. As they went to leave the town, blocking there way was Fat Kat!

"Thank you for saving us, dear strangers! As a token of our appreciation, you may stay here and marry my daughter!"

Luigi said politely "thank you, but-"

"The green one has accepted! The wedding shall be tomorrow!"

"WHAT?!"

Everybody cheered in celebration, and Neow kissed Luigi in the cheek. In the Plump And Cozy Inn, Luigi and his partner couldn't sleep.

"We can't stay here!" whispers the plumber "we have a quest to do."

"Yeah" whispered the squid "plus I think the mayor wants to eat me."

So it was decided, they were going to leave. Luigi opened a window which he and Blooey would leap through.

"What are you guys doing?"

The two escapees nearly screamed in surprise, but calmed down when it was only Jerry.

Luigi whispered "don't take this the wrong way, but we have to go."

"Okay" whispered Jerry "could I come with you guys?"

"Why?" Blooey asked quietly.

"I have my reasons."

Luigi shrugged and leaped out of the window. As silent as Squeeks, the three heroes snuck out of the village to pursue their adventure.