The S.S. Toaster moved through the northern sea. Wild waters tossed the small boat like a speeding Koopa shell between two pipes.
"Ugh, I'm getting seasick" Luigi said with his face turning the same color as his hat.
"How much longer until we reach Hatesong Tower?" Hayzee asked.
"Perhaps we would get there faster if he who has cooked skin may swim us there" suggested Screamey.
"Me? And what makes you think I can carry all you fatsos?" spat Blooey.
"Well we sure aren't goin' anywhere with this hunk of junk" Torque muttered under his breath.
"I want a taco" Jerry said. Everyone looked at him strangely. "What? I'm hungry."
"People! People!" Flapjack shouted, trying to calm everyone down. "I know my ship can't handle waters like this, that's why I've… upgraded it."
Luigi tilt his head and wondered "upgraded?"
The Waffler had a sly grin and walked to a lever nobody noticed before. As he pulled the lever down, Flapjack boomed "TOASTER, TRANSFORM!!!"
The S.S. Toaster flipped and folded until the transformation was complete. What was once a rusty old boat was now a sleek futuristic ship with rocket boosters on it's sides.
"Woah, this is some tricked out ride you have here" commented Torque "where did ya get the parts?"
Flapjack answered "I salvaged them from the remains of Turbot while nobody was looking. But enough about that, LET'S TRY THIS BABY OUT!"
The new S.S. Toaster fired up it's boosters and blazed through the sea to it's destination. Meanwhile, at the location of Hatesong Tower, the occupants were well aware that Luigi and pals were coming this way, and would make sure they had a 'pleasant' welcome.
"Commander Conker! Commander Conker!" a nut soldier shouted to a higher ranked officer "a boat has been spotted coming this way."
"They're most likely those guys A. Scorn has been warning us about" the nut by the name of Commander Conker said "Private Peanut, how soon will they be arriving."
The first nut named Private Peanut looked into the binoculars he was holding and said "very soon. I never seen such a boat go so fast!"
"Alright, then. Rally the troops and prepare the artillery, we have a ship to sink!"
"That won't be necessary, sir."
"Hmm?"
"The boat went straight in a rock."
"Oh, well, okay. Get everyone ready anyhow, we don't know how long the enemy will take to get here."
"Uh, Sir, they're right behind you."
Commander Conker turned around and saw Luigi's group jumping out of the water.
"Why didn't you mention you had no brakes?!" a dizzy Luigi groaned to the Waffler sailor.
Flapjack says "um… ships don't have brakes?"
While the group was drying themselves off, they were surprised when Commander Conker yelled "ATTACK!!!!!!!"
MINI-BOSS: NUTTY NATION ARMY
"Private! Bring in the tank!" ordered the commander.
"Yes sir!" said Private Peanut with a salute. A second later a large tank rolled in.
Torque started the fight by lowering the tank's defense, and Luigi whacked the heavily-armored vehicle. The tank fired it's large cannon and hit the plumber and Buzzy Beetle causing serious damage to them. Luigi jumped on the tank two times and Torque switched with Jerry then Jerry blew up next to the tank. The tank rattled and fell apart.
"Grr, send in the helicopter!" Commander Conker commanded.
"Right away sir!" said Private Peanut giving another salute. A helicopter flew in close the ground and bumped into Luigi, hurting him slightly.
The mustachioed man tried stomping on the copter but hurt by it's rotating blades. Jerry tossed three mini Bob-ombs and two of them hit the helicopter. The helicopter went high into the air and dropped multiple rocks on Jerry's head. Now all bruised up, Jerry switched with Hayzee and the flower sang a lullaby attack which did not put the helicopter asleep for obvious reasons. Luigi threw his hammer at the flying vehicle and spun out of control before blowing up.
"Argh, these guys are a pain!" grunted Commander Conker "send out the drilling machine!"
"Uh, sir?" Private Peanut said nervously "we don't have anymore combat transportation units."
"What?! All we have is just one tank and one helicopter? What I pay you soldiers for?!"
"Nothing, sir, all soldiers volunteer without pay."
"Oh shut up already! If we don't have any vehicles, I guess we'll have to fight on foot. EVERYONE, FRONT AND CENTER!"
Suddenly, hundreds of various nuts came and beat up Luigi and Hayzee. Luigi jumped twice on one group of soldiers and Hayzee slapped another group. The army pulled out their slingshots and fired thousands of pebbles in Luigi's directions, most of them missed or were blocked by Luigi. The plumber ate an ultra shroom to heal the many wounds he got from the battle, and Hayzee performed his Amazy Dayzee song which was strong enough to defeat the entire army!
"Man down!" Private Peanut shouted in pain.
"Urgh, forgive us, Chestnut King" Commander Conker groaned before fainting.
"My, that was a thrilling and dramatic battle!" Hayzee exclaimed while wiping the sweat from his forehead "let's get out of here before reinforcements come!"
Flapjack spoke "you guys continue on, I have to take care of my poor little broken Toasty. Those tank and helicopter parts may be useful, hehehe."
So the rest of Luigi's team went passed the field of unconscious nuts and continued on to Hatesong Tower. They soon noticed the tower in the distance, but the only way to get to the tower was through a very tall and dangerous-looking cliff, which made very scary noises when the wind blew on it. And the only way to scale such a cliff would be to dodge cleaver traps, solve brain-scratching puzzles, battle ferocious and strong monsters, and the of use all of Luigi and his partners' abilities! But then they found a secret elevator and used that instead.
Now that they passed through the cliff, there was nothing preventing the adventurers from entering the tower… except maybe A. Scorn who was blocking the entrance to Hatesong Tower.
A. Scorn saw Luigi and said "hello again. Normally I would fly in on my squirrel, however, Spanky's veterinarian said if he crashes into something one more time Spanky might suffer severe brain damage, so my squirrel won't be with us today. But enough about that, you are here and that makes me very angry. I shall make sure that you don't get any further! I know I say that a lot, and I never manage to stop you either, but this time it's different, want to know why?"
A. Scorn glowed as he floated while his skin turned green and he grew spiky purple hair. "THAT'S WHY!"
MINI-BOSS: HYPER A. SCORN
"Oh yeah baby this is gonna be gooooood" Hyper A. Scorn said in amusement.
Hayzee tried to do his Amazy Dayzee song, but failed and did nothing. Luigi used his ultra boots to jump up really high and did a special burning ground pound called the 'meteor ground pound' on the acorn. Hyper A. Scorn flew in front of Luigi and did a multiple punch combo at unnatural speeds. The plumber bopped the nut on head and the flower slapped the nut in the face. A. Scorn finished his turn by doing nothing except suddenly glowing for some reason. Hayzee slapped A. Scorn again, but Luigi didn't like the looks of the glowing and used a Boo's Sheet he carried to become transparent.
"Now to taste my hidden power" Hyper A. Scorn shouted "NUTOKEN!"
Hyper A. Scorn produced a large fireball from his hands and threw at his enemies. It passed through the transparent Luigi and hit Hayzee straight on, causing extreme damage. Hayzee was on the ropes now, so Blooey took his place and squirted ink into the acorn's face while Luigi jumped on A. Scorn twice. Hyper A. Scorn charged up again, ready to do another Nutoken in the next turn. Luigi did another meteor ground pound and the Blooper drilled in the nut's head. Hyper A. Scorn stopped glowing, then fell to the floor, then his body became brown again while his spiky hair disappeared.
"You defeat me ALREADY?!" A. Scorn shouted in anger "NO NO NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU LOSERS! GRAAAAAAAH!"
The furious nut came after Luigi, but Luigi tripped him and he fell off the cliff instead.
"He's finally gone" Luigi sighed in relief "now we-"
"Wait! WAIT!" shouted A. Scorn's voice. The group looked to see A. Scorn clinging on the cliff wall, frantically trying to get up. "I WILL NOT GIVE UP THAT EASILY, AND ONCE I CLIMB UP THIS UNCLIMBABLE CLIFF, I'M GONNA-"
Blooey knocked A. Scorn off the cliff wall with a thrown rock and everyone turned their attention to Luigi while ignoring the acorn's screams.
Luigi said "we finally made it, after all we've been through we still made it. I know some of you despise me, but I'm glad you're all still by my side. Behind this door is the last compass piece, and who knows what. Our adventure might not make it in history books or even in fairytales, but it will be in my memories forever. Let's finish this!"
Blooey jumped and said "for action!"
Jerry jumped and said "for justice!"
Torque jumped and said "for fortune!"
Hayzee jumped and said "for drama!"
Screamey jumped and said "for truth!"
Luigi jumped and said "for the Princess!"
The gang cheered and entered in Hatesong Tower, right after they healed themselves. The place was completely dark and totally silent except for the cliff's howling outside. Luigi would have screamed like a baby right now, but he was too close to give up and run away now.
Jerry looked around in the darkness and said "I'll go look for the light-switch."
"You do dat, I'll just go sit on this couch" Torque as he sat on something "hmm, it's kind of hard."
"Found it!" Jerry shouted as a sound of a switch being pressed was heard.
The Hatesong Tower was soon filled with light, and everyone could see perfectly. It was a fancy looking place, with all sorts of art and Nutty Nation architecture, but everyone was currently looking at something else.
"T-T-Torque" stuttered Luigi "t-t-that's n-n-not a c-c-couch y-y-your s-s-sitting o-on."
Curious to what Luigi was scared and looked down to see he wasn't on a couch, but rather something that alive and very angry. The Buzzy Beetle was knocked off by the creature and fell next to his friends. The creature was dark brown and ape-like, had bulky muscles and sharp teeth, had green ooze coming out of his mouth, and wore a cape and crown. There was a ninety-nine percent chance this was without a doubt the terrible Chestnut King!!!
BOSS: CHESTNUT KING
The king roared and stomped on the ground, cracking the very floor beneath him. Luigi was pale at the sight of such a beast. The plumber shook himself and was prepared for battle.
Luigi whacked the Chestnut King with his hammer, not doing much damage as the king's body had a great defense. Blooey switched to Screamey and Screamey made a defense-piercing scream at the king. The Chestnut King ran and jumped over Luigi and landed on Screamey, temporally flattening the onion-thing. Luigi used a Thunder Bolt item to strike the king with lightning, then Screamey did another scream at the Chestnut King.
The Chestnut King made a howl to match the one outside. It oozed more green stuff from it's mouth and cling himself on the roof. While up there, the Chestnut beast spat the green goo at Luigi, poisoning the plumber.
"YOW! IT'S LIKE ACID!" the plumber yelped in pain.
Screamey gave Luigi a Tasty Tonic to cure the poison, then the man in green decided to get revenge by throwing his hammer at the Chestnut King. The monstrous nut fell to the floor with a boom, but quickly got back up for more. He walked up Luigi and flatten the Italian with one stomp. Luigi performed a ground pound on the Chestnut King's head, then Screamey switched to Torque and Torque hit the chestnut with his wrench.
The Chestnut King howled again, but this time it was more like agony than rage. The king panted for a moment, then let a barrage of toxic goo at Luigi and Torque, damaging them quite a bit but not poisoning them. Torque made Luigi's boots and hammer covered in spikes, increasing their attack power, and the mustachioed man whacked the king with his upgraded hammer. The Chestnut King roared and tried to bite Luigi, but missed thanks to a Pretty Lucky badge Luigi forgot he had on. Luigi did a meteor ground pound and when he hit his target the Chestnut King howled loudly then fell to the floor.
The king was lying on the floor, struggling to attack. But he was too weak, and just laid on the floor, breathing heavily. Luigi couldn't believe he defeated such a foe, and confidence began to grow inside.
"Alright, you no good Chestnut King!" shouted Luigi "I'm going to make sure you never do another evil deed ever again!"
With a war-cry, Luigi charged towards the ruler of the Nutty Nation with his hammer in hand. He got closer and closer, sweat pouring down his head, and his grip tightening around the ultra hammer. The valiant plumber swung his hammer, ready to crack the chestnut wide open. Then he heard a familiar voice.
"STOP!"
He stopped just as the hammer was between the Chestnut King's eyes. Luigi turned around and there she was, Princess Éclair. She, like Peach and Daisy, was human, and had short black hair, lovely brown eyes, a light blue dress, and a gold tiara with the last compass piece on front.
"You!" Éclair shouted in anger, pointing right at Luigi "how dare you barge into private property and nearly kill an innocent being!"
Luigi was surprised and confused by the princess. "B-But what do you mean?" Luigi questioned "the Chestnut King is evil and he kidnapped you!"
"Kidnapped?!? He didn't kidnap me, and he would never do such a thing, not when he's my true love!"
Luigi's eyes popped wide and jaw dropped to the ground. "TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Blooey whispered in a sing-song tone to the partners "awwwwkwwwwward."
The poor plumber was confused and heart-broken. "But if he- then how come- if you- why is- THEN WHY WAS I SUPPOSE TO RESCUE YOU?!"
Éclair was now the one confused. "What you mean rescue? The only one who would say that would… be… oh NO! Please don't tell me HE sent you!"
"That I did, my fair princess" said an evil voice. Appearing in a poof of smoke was cabinet minister Crepe!
"No! Mr. Crepe found us!" Éclair shouted in fear. The Chestnut King growled at the Waffler, but was too weak to do anything else.
"Thank you, Luigi Mario, I appreciated the work you have" Crepe said shaking Luigi's hand, "you shall be rewarded soon enough, but for now I must punish this naughty little girl."
"Wait a minute" Luigi shouted "what the heck is going on?!"
Éclair spoke "I'll tell you what's going on, as Mr. Crepe will tell you nothing but lies! You see, a month ago, I went to the Nutty Nation to discuss territorial issues between my kingdom and theirs. I meet Chester, the Chestnut King, and we soon fell in love with each other. When I told Mr. Crepe about it, he became enraged and said I should never see the king again. I agreed, but one night I snuck out and left the Waffle Kingdom to meet Chester. Mr. Crepe noticed I was gone and when he was looking for me he saw me kissing Chester. He was so furious he turned my beloved Chester into the monster you see before you. Even though Chester was different on the outside, he was still my little nut on the inside. When the attempt to lure me away from Chester failed, Mr. Crepe convinced the entire Waffle Kingdom that the Chestnut King was a heartless beast. I became scared of Mr. Crepe and his personality I've never seen before. I began to wonder if I would never become happy again, then Chester busted in through a window and took me out of my palace. We've been hiding here since, while Chester's soldiers went to fend off any mercenaries that were looking for us. But one thing I never got was why Mr. Crepe hates Chester so much!"
"Why I hate Chester?" Crepe spat "WHY I HATE CHESTER?! I'LL TELL YOU WHY I HATE CHESTER, BECAUSE IF YOU MARRY HIM THEN YOU BECOME A QUEEN, AND WHEN YOU'RE A QUEEN I HAVE LESS POWER, AND WHEN I HAVE LESS POWER I CAN'T RULE THE WAFFLE KINGDOM! I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO RULE SOMETHING, THEN THE CHESTNUT KING COMES ALONG AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED! I ONCE HAD A CHANCE OF BECOMING EMPEROR TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, BUT I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I GET ANOTHER CHANCE THROUGH THE CRUMMY WAFFLE KINGDOM!"
Screamey heard an interesting part of Crepe's rant and said "emperor to the entire world? Are you by any chance he who was prince of the Luff empire?"
Crepe turned into his real form and said "you got that right, freak! After that stupid compass was cursed I was knocked out for nearly nine hundred fifty years! I wake up to in this strange new world to find the Luff empire practically wiped out from existence! Luckily, I've been training in magic to help get through in life. So I blend in, brown nose the right people, and I'm Mr. Crepe the cabinet minister guy! You guys may think I'm going a little crazy and power hungry, but you don't know what it's like to be the son of a guy who has the world bowing to him! I should have slit my father's throat if when I had the chance."
"Mr. Crepe… or whoever you are!" the princess shouted "what makes you think you'll achieve anything over ruling the Waffle Kingdom? My kingdom doesn't have the power to go up against the rest of the world! Please, consider your actions!"
"SHUT UP GIRL! I AM SICK OF BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO! I HAVE WAITED FOR TOO LONG FOR POWER UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT BUT NOW I WILL BRING THE LUFF EMPIRE BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND MAKE YOU ALL MY SLAVES! NOW WITNESS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES COME ALIVE!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT LUIGI IN A DRESS!" Jerry gasped, then said "uh, I mean, err, giant rotting demon that eats babies, yeah."
The prince closed his eyes as he floated while a portal opened below him. Evil Luff spirits came out of the portal and skittered throughout Hatesong Tower. The furniture and everyone else were lifted off the ground and spun in an invisible tornado while was tower was ripped apart. Liuigi, his partners, the king and princess landed on a large chunk of flooring was now in the sky with spirits and bits of the tower circled around while a giant portal circled below. The prince of the Luff empire opened his eyes and screamed as he shape shifted into a humongous skull with blue flames for eyes and thousands of black tentacles squirming out of his mouth!
FINAL BOSS: CREEPY CREPE
"KRAHAHAHA" laughed the skull "ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO THE LUFF EMPIRE!"
"Yeah right!" Torque shouted "come on, Luigi! Show this punk who's boss!"
Luigi nodded and agreement and jumped on Crepe twice. Torque made Luigi armor to increase the plumber's defense. Creepy Crepe shot laser beams from his eyes and hit Torque, flipping the Buzzy Beetle over. While his friend was trying to get back on his feet, Luigi whacked the skull with his hammer. Crepe licked Luigi with his thousand tentacles, not doing much damage as Luigi had his armor on. Torque finally flipped himself up, then Luigi ground pounded Crepe.
"My, what fierce fighters you are" Creepy Crepe said with a chuckle "this shall be a fun battle!"
The skull used some magic to confuse Luigi. Torque hit Crepe with his wrench, then Luigi took out his hammer and whacked Torque!
"Oops, sorry!" Luigi apologized.
"A fun battle indeed!" Creepy Crepe laughed.
Crepe shot eye lasers at Luigi. Luigi's armor disappeared, and the plumber tried to jump on Crepe but defended due to his confusion. Torque switched with Jerry and the red Bob-omb tossed three mini Bob-ombs at the giant skull.
"Wait a minute" pondered Creepy Crepe "why should I fight you if I have minions of my own? LUFF SPIRITS, I SUMMON YOU!" Four Luff ghosts came to the skull's side. "I have to make plans for when I'm Emperor of this world, you just play with my friends for just a minute."
Crepe left Luigi and Jerry with the ghosts to fight against. Three of the ghosts attacked the plumber, and the fourth ghost attacked the Bob-omb. Jerry caused a giant exploded which eliminated the spirits easily. The giant evil skull came back, and noticed his minions were gone.
"Oh boo hoo, you destroyed all of my servants" Crepe sobbed sarcastically "BAH! Doesn't matter, I can just bring out more!"
And he did, four more ghosts appeared by his side. The skull then used a spell that boosted his attack power and defense. Luigi defeated the Luff ghosts with a multibounce, then Jerry blew up next to Creepy Crepe. Crepe did a magic spell that burnt Luigi and Jerry with flames. Luigi ground pounded Crepe while Jerry tossed three more mini Bob-ombs. Crepe left the battle as more minions came to be his replacements. Jerry drank some maple syrup, then Luigi tried to multibounce on all the Luff spirits, but lost momentum on the third. The remaining spirit disappeared then reappeared as four spirits. Luigi jumped on one, but went through it as it was just an illusion, Jerry gave Luigi a Super Shroom to heal some wounds. The other three spirit images attacked Jerry at the same time. Jerry switched out with Screamey, who used a scream to attack all the Luff ghosts. The real ghost was soon revealed, and Luigi jumped on it and it was defeated.
Then Crepe came back again. "It seems my minions are too useless to fight you. Perhaps they are better shields than weapons? Let's find out! LUFF SPIRITS, PROTECT YOUR MASTER!"
Hundreds of spirits surrounded Creepy Crepe, making a ghostly bubble around the skull. Luigi jumped on the ghosts, then Screamey screamed at the ghosts. Their attacks defeated a couple of spirits, but there was still hundreds more protecting Crepe, who licked Luigi with his tentacles. Screamey swapped with Blooey, who drilled into the ghostly group to knock off a couple of poltergeists by the second. There was now a huge gap in the shield, and Luigi used that gap to meteor ground pound Crepe directly.
"ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!" Creepy Crepe yelled as he tentacle-whipped away all the Luff spirits. "I SHALL SHOW NO MERCY TO YOU NOW!"
Blooey taunted "Oh yeah? Give me your best shot!"
After the squid said that, a large laser beam came and fried him more than he already was.
"Ouch" said Blooey before fainting.
"Anyone else want some?" the skull sneered.
Luigi swapped Blooey with Jerry and Jerry blew up next to the creep while jumped on Crepe. Creepy Crepe fired another beam and knocked out Jerry. Torque replaced Jerry and whacked the skull in the skull, then Luigi did a ground pound on Crepe. Once again, another beam came and defeated Torque. It was Hayzee's turn as he sang a lullaby and failed while Luigi whacked the skull with a hammer. Crepe fell down, and when I say Crepe I mean Hayzee as he got hit by a laser beam. Screamey came to the plumber's side as he screamed at Crepe, then Luigi meteor ground pounded Creepy Crepe. Do I even have to explain what happened to Screamey?
Before he knew it, Luigi was all alone against a scary looking skull. There was no way he could finish off Crepe now, so he defended and hoped for the best. Creepy Crepe fired another laser beam when something knocked Luigi out of the way. Luigi wondered who saved him, and was shocked when it was the badly hurt Chestnut King!
"Chester!" Éclair gasped.
Crepe growled "the Chestnut King! You disgusting beast, don't interrupt!"
The beastly king stood up, blocking Luigi from the angry skull.
"So you want to be a hero, eh? Let's see how good of a hero you are when your DEAD!"
"NOOOOO!!!"
Princess Éclair jumped on top of Crepe and attempted to stop the skull from hurting her true love.
"GET OFF GIRL!" Creepy Crepe shouted.
"NEVER!" replied Éclair.
The skull shook itself, trying to lose the princess off of him. The only thing that fell off was her tiara, which landed next to Luigi. As Crepe shook, he was so busy he didn't notice the Chestnut King grabbing some of the skull's tentacles and pulled on them. Creepy Crepe had enough of this, so he quickly spun around, knocking Éclair and Chester to the ground. The couple didn't even get a chance to scream when a laser beam sent them lying down motionless.
Crepe took a deep breath and said "now… where were we…"
He turned to face the man in green, and gasped in utter shock. Right in Luigi's hand was the Marvelous Compass, glowing a glow Crepe has only seen a thousand years ago. The skull wondered how that was possible, then he looked at Éclair's tiara on the ground and noticed the compass piece was gone!
"You repaired the compass" Crepe said in amazement, then he snapped himself out of his trance and spoke gruffly "SO WHAT! I'll still destroy you!"
Creepy Crepe launched a laser beam, and Luigi easily dodged it.
"Grr! You were lucky that time, this time you're a goner!"
The skull shot another beam, then another, then another, then another. The plumber jumped around and dodged them all.
"So you can avoid my lasers, big deal, I have plenty of other attacks I'll gladly use!"
Crepe used magic spells, Luigi dropped them. Crepe sent out Luff spirits, Luigi evaded them. Crepe threw pieces of Hatesong Tower, Luigi avoid them. Crepe used every attack he heard and not one of them hit Luigi. The skull's fire eyes burned brightly.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I. WILL. CRUSH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Creepy Crepe then used himself to destroy Luigi. The skull charged at the plumber, but Luigi gets out of the way and Crepe ends up crashing into the ground instead. This goes on repeatedly, and the predator was hurting himself instead of his prey. In a mere ten minutes Creepy Crepe was exhausted and his skull was badly cracked. Taking the advantage, Luigi walked up to Crepe and poked him. The skull screamed in complete pain as it broken apart. The spirit of the Luff prince came out of the skull and flew around, wailing in agony. The ghost fell off the platform that was currently in the sky and fell down to the portal down below.
The Luff's last words in the living world were "I can't believe I gotten beaten by LUIGI!"
When the prince went through the portal, all the other ghosts that were floating around went into the portal too. The objects that were spinning in the air lowered to the ground, and Hatesong Tower formed itself back together as if it was never torn apart in the first place. Everyone else soon woke up, completely healed of all damage. The only exception was Blooey's double fried skin.
"Sorry that you got roasted again, Blooey" Jerry said in a comforting voice.
The Blooper looked at his skin and shrugged. "You know what? I actually like this body extra crispy! Yeah, plus girls love a guy who's tan and handsome!"
"Well that's good to know."
The princess stood up, looking around and not finding the Chestnut King anywhere. She called "where's Chester?"
"Here I am!" said a cute-looking nut wearing the king's clothing.
"Chester! You're back to normal!" Éclair shouted. The two ran up to each and hugged, then they kissed.
"How romantic!" swooned Hayzee.
"Yeah" Torque replied "I wonder if we'll get paid."
Screamey walked next to the plumber, who was stilling holding the Marvelous Compass. "Congratulations, he who saved the day! The compass is completed and our quest is over! If you don't mind, I need the Marvelous Compass. I have been sent here to protect it and I must fulfill my purpose."
Luigi gave Screamey the compass without looking at him. The Mario brother was currently too busy staring at the loving couple of Éclair and Chester.
"Let's go" was all Luigi said as he walked out of Hatesong Tower. He stood near the edge of the cliff and saw the sun rising. The plumber sighed, now wishing he had the compass for a little longer. He wanted to look into the future and see if this journey was worth it, because the only reward he gained was misery.