A few days later, our hero Luigi was back at home in the Mushroom Kingdom, still rather down in the dumps. He was so depressed he didn't even notice that the house was a mess, half the furniture was gone, party decorations were everywhere, and a drunk Bandit was lying under the table.

The Bandit woke up and mumbled "urg… how long have I've been passed out? OH SNAPZ, TEH OWNER IS BACKS!" The close relative to the Shy Guy then stood up and jumped through the window.

The plumber was snapped out of his unhappy trance when he heard someone say "mail call!" outside. Getting out of his chair, Luigi went out to check the mail the Mario Bros. received. There was only one letter, and it was addressed to him! He opened the envelope and read the message:

Dear Luigi, it's your sailor friend Flapjack. Thank you for saving the Waffle Kingdom and Princess Éclair. I'm sorry you had to do Crepe's dirty work, I didn't know he was evil and crazy. Besides that, I just wanted to report in on how everybody's doing.

Blooey has become a model for 'Mermaid Magazines' and he's quite a hit thanks to his crisp tan. He's considering going on an adventure for his vacation, and he invited you to come if you don't throw him into lava.

Jerry decided to become a police officer in Plumpbelly Village. There has been Kremling criminals going about in the Strudel Continent and Jerry has been making sure justice is served. I hear he has a girlfriend too, some cat named Neow, I think that's pretty cute.

Torque gave up trying to get you to pay up when you obviously didn't have the money. Besides, he has a new business making battle boats. Maybe I should enter the S.S. Toaster in a battle boat contest someday.

Hayzee Dayzee and Pierre Piranha worked things over and are now practicing for a new play. It's called 'The Girl And Her Boyfriend Who Turns Into A Monster Because A Wizard Did It.' Yeah, I think Hayzee needs to think of better titles for his plays.

Screamey said to me he was going back home with the Marvelous Compass, about how it he has to deliver it or whatever. His friends later came and picked him up after we were done talking. Hey Luigi, while I'm writing I just want to know if there's any country that uses UFOs for transportation.

And as for the Princess and the Chestnut King, they're going to be getting married! Everyone in the Waffle Kingdom and Nutty Nation are so excited, including me! It's going to be so beautiful!

Me? I'm just doing what I usually do, sailing and all. We may never see each other again, so I guess I should say it was an honor to serve you in your quest. You are a great man, Luigi, and while you have your flaws you also have your perfections.

Going back to duty, Flapjack.

The hero in green smiled as he finished his letter. He went into his secret room underneath the him and his brother's bedroom and opened up a chest. It contained items that were a part of his special memories. He put the letter in with the other objects and closed the chest. After leaving the secret room and going into the living room, he saw Mario come in.

"Your back from your treasure hunt are you?" Luigi asked "how was it?"

And so for the rest of the day, the two Mario brothers told each other their crazy adventures.

THE END!