Khknight: Phew. Finally, some time to tell more of my stories!
Sora: -sticks head out of closet- Are the teachers gone?
Kairi & Riku: -sticks heads out of closet-
Khknight: Si amigos, la coasta es clearo.
Sora: Is that even proper spanish?
Khknight: No, but it sounds cool. We all do that in class. Kairi, would you do the honors?
Kairi: Disclaimer: Khknight doesn't own anything.
Khknight: Quick! On to the show before the teachers come back!
I Must Be Dreaming
Chapter 8 Fandom Is Unhealthy
It was another day at Fukaito High.Sora and Kairi sat on the roof once as they always did when Roxas and Namine were in the A/V Room, working on the following day's newscast. Kairi closely watched the other students below them.
"Sora? Can I ask you a question?" she asked. Sora looked at her and nodded.
"Sure, what is it?" he replied. She leaned back and looked at the sky.
"Why do we always sit up here?" she asked. Sora replied with a confused look. He looked to where she was previously glancing. Then, it occured to him what she meant. He stood up and held out his hand.
"You want to go down for a change, don't you?" he answered. She grinned and took his hand. They walked down the stairs and to the front of the school. They sat on a bench, watching everyone. Unknown to them, was a group watching them from behind the trees.
"Who's that?" one of them asked. The others shrugged.
"I don't know. I haven't seen him all year so far." another replied.
"But he's soooOOOoooo cute!!!!" one added. The others nodded.
"And he shall be ours!" they replied.
Lunch, A Few Days Later
Sora got his lunch and sat at a table with Kairi. Suddenly, a group of girls appeared in front of him.
"Uh, hi?" he reluctantly greeted. The girls smiled.
"HI! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" they all asked at the same time, unusually loud.
"Uh, Sora." he answered, again reluctantly. The girls giggled and ran away. Kairi gave a suspicious look.
"Who were they?" she asked. Sora shrugged.
After they finished their lunch, they went outside again and sat on the bench. Once again, the same group of girls appeared in front of them, this time with more girls.
"We are the Sora Fanclub! And I'm President Rikku!!! Now leeeeeet's go!!!" the president replied. The rest of the girls got in formation.
"GO SORA!!!! S-O-R-A!!!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!" they cheered. As soon as they looked at Sora, he was gone, along with Kairi. Their eyes glowed as if they were flames.
"FIND THEM!!!! DON'T LET OUR SORA GET AWAY!!!!!" Rikku commanded. The fanclub spread out across the school.
Meanwhile
Sora peeked out. He was hiding in a trash can. Kairi did the same. She was hiding in her locker. Sora climbed out of the trash can and dusted himself off. Sadly, he was spotted by a fanclub member.
"HERE HE IS!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!" she called. Sora put on a nervous look.
"Okay, maybe that wasn't a good idea." Kairi looked at him from the locker.
"Ya think?" she replied sarcastically. At this time, the fanclub was at the opposite end of the hallway.
"FANCLUB, CHARGE!!!!!" Rikku commanded. They began down the hallway, towards Sora. Sora ran as fast as he could away from them.
"KAIRI!!!!! ROXAS!!!! NAMINE!!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, ANYONE!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!" Sora yelled. The fangirls squealed.
"He's so cute when he's scared for his life!!!" one of them commented. The others agreed.
Kairi got out of her locker and ran to the A/V Room. There, she found Roxas and Namine cleaning up.
"Quick! Sora's in trouble!" she cried. Namine and Roxas quickly finished their work.
"What's wrong?" Namine asked. Roxas was equally concerned.
"Sora's being chased by a group of fangirls!" Kairi screamed at them. Sora passed by, with his shirt missing. "And, apparently, they're trying to rip him limb from limb!" she added. Roxas and Namine pulled her in the room and closed the door.
"Quick! We need a plan!!!" Roxas replied as he pulled out long, white paper and pencils. The trio thought deeply. Suddenly, Namine's eyes lit up.
"I got it! We tie a rope from a water fountain pipe, wait for Sora to pass, and then pull! Thus, tripping the fangirls!" she extaticly explained. Roxas shook his head.
"Only one problem." he replied.
"What?"
"What if they trip and fall on Sora? He'll be ripped into soracules!" he cried. Namine giggled.
"Soracules. What a funny word." she commented. Kairi shook her head.
"We have enough time to laugh at Roxas' stupid words later! Right now, we need to save Sora!" she snapped.
"I got it! Come with me!" Roxas replied, leading them out of the room.
"Where are we going?" Namine asked.
"Sewing Club." he replied with a smirk.
Later
By now, Sora had been running for two hours straight now. He was possibly down to his birth weight by this time. He was currently hiding in the boy's locker room. Suddenly, he heard a whistle from up above. He looked up to see a vent. He openned it up to find a clone of himself, causing himself to jump backwards. His clone jumped down in front of him.
"Dude, chill. It's me, Roxas." he replied. He took of his hair to reveal his spikey blond hair.
"Whoa, you look exactly like me!" Sora exclaimed. Roxas shook his head.
"We'll get on that later. Take this." he replied, holding out a radio. "Use it to communicate with me, Namine, and Kairi. I'll go out and be a decoy while you sneak to the Sewing Club." he explained. Sora nodded. They walked up to the door and got themselves ready.
"Wait for it," Sora started, with his hand on the doorhandle. He quickly openned it and Roxas ran through. Sora quickly closed it and put his ear on the door.
"THERE HE IS!!!! GET HIM!!!!!!" Rikku yelled. Sora could hear Roxas yelling like him.
"Wow, he can imitate my voice too." he commented quietly. He silently opened the door and tip-toed to the Sewing Club. He heard foot steps and quickly dove into an open locker. When they were gone, he peeked outside. Nothing was there and he continued his way. Eventually, he hit a fork.
"Kairi? Namine? We have a problem." he said into the radio.
"NOOO!!!! ROXAS!!!!!!" Namine screamed back. Sora stuck his finger in his ear.
"No, Roxas is fine, I think." Sora replied. "I'm supposed to go into the Sewing Club's room, right?" he asked.
"Yeah, why?" Kairi replied.
"Well," he started," there's two sewing rooms."
"...you idiot." she replied. She opened the door and pulled Sora in.
"Okay Sooooraaa, all clear." Namine spoke into the radio.
"Roger." he replied. Roxas ran into the bathroom, quickly took off his wig, stuffed it in his pocket, and casually walked out, where the horde of fangirls awaited.
"Hey, what's up?" he greeted. He continued to walk casually until he found the girls following him. As he approached the room, he ran for his life. At the door, he paniced. "OPEN UP!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN UP!!!" he cried as he pounded on the door. The door opened and Namine pulled him in. She quickly locked the door and set up a barricade to it. Outside, the fangirls pounded on the door.
"WE ARE THE SORA SLASH ROXAS FANCLUB!!! OPEN UP!!!!" they yelled. Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Namine hid in a material closet.
"We might be here for a while." Roxas replied.
"Nice plan, poindexter." Namine commented sarcastically.
Later
It was 4:00 and the girls were long gone. Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Namine got out of the closet, removed the barricade, and left the school.
"Ow, ow. I think that time in the closet rearranged my spine." Kairi cried in pain. Sora, Roxas, and Namine groaned.
"It wasn't a pleasant picnic for us either." Sora replied. He bent backwards and heard his spine crack.
"That looks painful." Namine commented. Sora held his position.
"Yeah, it does." he replied sarcastically. Roxas held his back.
"It goes to show ya," he started, " fandom is unhealthy."
Khknight: Really must suck to have a fanclub.
Sora & Riku: -holding door closed- YA THINK?!
Fangirls: SORA!!!!! RIKU!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!