Vestet All Boys Academy

A/N: Thank you for reviewing and more shall be said at the bottom!

DISCLAIMER: I, Demsa, do not own Kingdom Hearts. Got it? Got it. Good.

Chapter Three: Scolding Hot Emo and Dive Into Heart

Beep, beep, effing beep!

"H-Huh!" Sora shouted as the annoying alarm went off. Their clock didn't have a nifty feature where you woke up to your favorite song or radio station. (Well, they never did check, both weren't good with computers.) It had that annoying as hell beeping sound that no one liked.

Sora, being Sora, didn't connect that the beeping as coming from his clock. He jumped up from his now bare bed, he had kicked off his blanket during his sleep, and pounced Roxas.

"Roxas!" Sora said a bit slurred, half of himself was still in his dream world. He shook the blonde in order to get him awake. "Wake up... Somethings happening!"

Roxas slowly opened one of his bright blue eyes.

"Wha?" Was all Roxas managed.

"Somethings beeping!" Sora said, still half asleep.

Roxas sat up, eyes closed still, and pointed at the clock. "That's what's beeping." He said, a bit annoyed to be interupted from his wonderful dream, which included a lot of ice cream, skateboarding, and messing up his old school, BMS.

"Oh..." Sora got up from his spot on top of Roxas to turn off the annoying alarm. It declared that it was now six past five in the morning. The sun hadn't even came up yet.

Roxas, not being a morning person, slumped back into his bed.

Sora didn't take any notice as he turned on the lights in their dorm. He squinted a bit at the bright light, but soon got used to it.

"Now," he wondered out loud, "if I were a towel, where would I be?" Sora headed toward his desk, finding no towel. Then to the bookcase, bed stand, closet, and drawers for their clothes. Still nothing.

Dumbfounded, Sora pounced on Roxas once again with a different question.

"Roxas, where are the towels?"

"Dang it, Sora, can't a guy get a few more seconds of sleep..." Roxas muttered as he pushed a spiky head brunette off of him. Roxas angrily tossed his blanket off and stood up, eyes only half opened.

"So, do you know where the towels are, Roxas?"

"Ugh..." Roxas muttered as he made his way toward the bathroom, almost routine-like.

"Roxas?" Sora asked as Roxas shut the bathroom door.

"The towels were in the bathroom, dummy. But since I found them first, I take my shower first."

"What!" Sora exclaimed.

Roxas poked his head out of the bathroom and stuck his tounge out at Sora. "They say the early bird gets the worm, but apparently the intelligence level should've been accounted for." He tossed his sleep wear at Sora and asked, "Sora, if you haven't already, try to find our uniforms and lay 'em out, 'kay?" With that, Roxas closed the door and started the shower.

"Hmph!" Sora pouted, but did as he was told. He remembered from last night that their was some clothes that looked like the guy who had helped them, like Leon's. Sora assumed that they were the uniforms and got two of them out, laying one on his bed and the other on Roxas's. The only difference between the uniforms Sora had gotten out was that they had a yellow tie. Sora wondered why they were different, but didn't dwell on it.

Sora went back to the closet and pulled out the duffels he had found and emptied them on his bed. The red and blue duffels were his and the black and white duffels belonged to Roxas. Since Roxas was taking his sweet time in the shower, Sora decided to put their regular clothes away in the dresser.

"Okay, Sora, all yours." said a squeaky clean Roxas, who was stepping out of the bathroom. He threw Sora a towel, and made his way to his bed. "The water shouldn't take long to warm up now."

Sora nodded and started to take off his night clothes as Roxas used a second towel to dry his hair. Right when Sora had stripped everything off, save for his tightie whities, there was a light knock on their door. The boys glanced at each other, and then at their bodies, then at each other again.

"Hey, I think you shoul get it, Sora."

"Nah, you go. I have to take a shower.

Knock, knock, knock.

"But at least you have underwear on!"

Knock, knock, knock.

"Hey, we pretty much have the same amount of clothing!"

Knock, knock, knock, this time a bit faster.

"Here, we'll both answer the door, happy?"

"'Kay..." answered Sora. The two almost naked boys made their way to the door and before the opened it, they could hear some talking going on.

"C'mon! Let me knock! You do it go quietly!" said a whining boy on the otherside of the door.

The light knocking just continued.

"Please!"

"Shut up. Or I shall poor hot, scolding emo on you."

Roxas and Sora exchanged 'What the...?' looks and decided to slowly open the door, only peaking out their heads.

"Hello." said the boy who said the odd threat. He had lilac colored hair and it looked as though he combed his hair backwards, for it was longer in the front than in the back. One of his eyes was hidden by his hair, but the other wasn't and showed he had bored blue eyes. He wore the school uniform, but with a purple tie.

"Hiya!" greeted the other boy. His hair was of a dirty blonde color and it was styled in an odd way. It looked like a cross between a mullet and a mohawk. He had on a goofy grin, opposite of his companion who just looked bored. His tie, though, was red.

"Uh... Hi..." Roxas said. Sora just kept staring at the two in front of their door.

"I know we came a bit early, but we were asked to show you to your first class! I just couldn't wait! I don't know many freshmen yet." said the dirty blonde haired guy.

"Why?" Roxas asked.

"Because too many new students get lost on their first day. I was one of them, so I should know."

"What's that your drinking?" asked Sora. Roxas looked at where his attention was directed and saw he was asking the quiet boy about his mug.

"It's-"

"It's scolding hot emo!" shouted the dirty blonde.

"What is that?" Roxas asked. He thought that emo was a a term used to describe and stereotype people, not a drink.

"Demyx," the lilac haired boy snapped, "it was a joke. Now then, you two," he said as he turned to Roxas and Sora, "get decent and then come out with your school bag. Then we will show you where your class is."

"Wait, how did you know we weren't ready?" asked Sora.

"It's 'cause Zexion can read minds and stuff!" shouted Demyx.

"No, I did not have to use my power to deduce that they were not ready. One, we came early and I heard the shower going even when we got here. Two, they haven't fully opened the door, only opening it enough to peak out. Three, even though it's not opened all the way, I can still see two sets of uniforms on the beds."

"Wow..." Sora said in awe. "You're so smart!"

Roxas snorted inwardly. 'It wasn't exactly rocket science, Sora...'

The two boys went back inside to finish getting ready, while Zexion just stood against the wall, sipping his mug of 'hot, scolding emo' and Demyx just hummed as he played with his hair.

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"Tie colors?" repeated Demyx. Sora and Roxas had finished getting ready and were now being lead to the cafeteria for breakfast. Zexion was ahead of them by a few steps, followed by Roxas, Demyx and Sora, who were all talking.

"Yeah, why is ours yellow while your tie is red and Zexion's is purple?" asked Roxas.

"I think it's for showing which grade you are in, right, Zexion?" Zexion nodded. "Yeah, but I don't remember each color... Zexion, think you can help out?"

Zexion silently sighed and without turning around, he answered, "Yellow is for ninth, blue is for tenth, purple for eleventh, and red for twelfth."

"Oh yeah! I always forget what tenth graders wore." Demyx said with a smile.

"So, you're a senior?" asked Sora. Demyx happily nodded.

"Then you can answer the question we had with our schedule, why do we only have one class?" Roxas asked as he held out his schedule.

"Ooh," Demyx said, taking the schedule from Roxas, "Keyblade wielders, eh?"

"Huh?" The two said in unison.

"Well, ya see, in your very first semester here you only take one class. That class will be the class you will always have, you can't change it, it's the very reason why you were accepted into Vestet. See, Vestet isn't your normal school, it's for people with talents that can't be honed in a regular school."

"Talents?" Sora asked, barely above a whisper.

"Yup, see, you two," Demyx pointed to Roxas and Sora, "are Keyblade wielders. Meaning you have a strong heart or something along those lines. I wouldn't know, not a Keyblade wielder. You probably haven't even seen a Keyblade, have you guys? Probably don't even know what it is." Demyx stepped between the confused boys and gave them a slap on the back.

"No worries, you two! You guys will get the hang of things in no time flat! Once you get through the first semester, you get to pick some classes that sound interesting to you. I would recommend some defense classes, since Keyblade classes focus more on offense. But anyways, it gets more fun once you get to attend other classes that aren't you're main."

Roxas and Sora exchanged confused looks, both thinking, 'What in the heck is a Keyblade?' .

"We're here." Zexion announced. Demyx happily opened the doors to the cafeteria, which huge.

"Come on!" Demyx gleefully shouted as he dragged Sora and Roxas by their arms. Zexion simply followed at his own pace.

The cafeteria was very large and empty, seeing as it was only fifteenn minutes until seven. Only freshmen classes began early, the teachers knew that freshmen would be picked on by spiteful seniors if they didn't do anything about it.

Demyx told Sora and Roxas to sit down at the nearest table, saying that he would get them breakfast. Zexion made his way to where the beverages were while Demyx made his way to where the breakfast was being served.

Sora and Roxas sat in silence for awhile, just checking out the giant cafeteria.

But Sora, being a social butterfly as some have put it, had to break the silence.

"Hey, do you think we have to pay for our food here? I didn't bring any money..."

"No, you don't."

Roxas and Sora jumped a little, Zexion had come back from refilling his mug.

"Well, that's good." Roxas said as Zexion sat down next to them. Roxas then glanced to the clock in the cafeteria, which said that it was twelve minutes until seven. "Do you think we'll make it on time?" he asked, a bit nervous.

"You will." Zexion answered calmly.

"'Kay! Back now!" Demyx announced with a cheery air. He placed the trays in front of Roxas, Zexion, and Sora and then sat down next to Zexion.

"Don't worry, this food is way better than public school food." Demyx assured them as he started to eat his eggs.

Sora and Roxas looked at their food and deemed it safe. Sora started to slowly nibble on his toast, but Roxas nudge him in the ribs and pointed to the clock. Eight minutes until seven. Seeing that, both Roxas and Sora started to scarf down their food down.

"Hey, hey, hey! No need to hurry! Your first class is right next door, don't worry!" Demyx said once he saw Sora almost choking on a piece of unchewed egg.

Roxas patted the coughing Sora, who then spat out his piece of egg. "Ew..." Roxas couldn't help saying.

Whiping his mouth, Sora asked, "So, no hurry?"

"No hurry."

Roxas and Sora turned to each other and sighed quietly. They slowed down their eating pace, but not by a lot since both were still a bit scared of being late to their first class.

"Well, I'm finished." Roxas said as he picked up his tray. Sora followed suit and took one final bite out of his eggs and stood up with Roxas. "Um, Demyx, where do we put our trays once were done?"

Without speaking, due to his mouth full of eggs and bacon, Demyx pointed near the doors, which had a trash can right next to it.

"Thanks! See you guys later!" Sora said as they walked away.

Demyx and Zexion watched the two freshmen walk away and sighed.

"Well, maybe they'll get lucky." Demyx hoped.

Zexion snorted at Demyx comment. "They wish, no one can escape the rath of stupid seniors, especially not the seniors this year."

"Hey! We're all not bad!"

"I know you wouldn't, but I can think of a lot right off the bat who would love to torture some freshmen. Isn't that part of the unspoken tradition here?"

"Yeah, it is." Demyx said in defeat.

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Sora and Roxas had emptied their trays into the trash and placed the trays on top of it and left the cafeteria.

"He said right next door, right?" asked Sora as he adjusted his school bag.

"Yup." Roxas answered back. Roxas looked to the left of the cafeteria and saw no door to anything, checking the right, though, he located the door to what he hoped was their first class.

Sora bounced up to the doors and slowly opened it, revealing a gym of some sort. It had the bleachers like a gym, but when Sora looked for the basketball hoops and the taped on dividing lines on the floor, he found none. It was just plain white, with a few skid marks though.

"Hey!" shouted someone from up in the bleachers. Roxas and Sora looked up and saw a boy their age in uniform, wearing the same tie as them. "Hey!" he shouted again. "Sit up here! You must be the new students, right? Well, before class you're suppose to sit up here, so come on!"

Sora and Roxas nodded and stepped up into the bleachers. Making their way up, they sat next to the boy who greeted them.

"Hey, good thing you came to class early, the Dean doesn't tolerate late kids since this is his only class he teaches."

"T-The Dean teaches this class!" Roxas and Sora exclaimed in unison.

"Yup, so you better do good, else who knows what he will do."

Roxas and Sora gulped, now scared.

And their fear increased when they heard a very loud and annoying whistle. Turning, they saw the Dean. (DUN DUN DUN!)

"Now, listen up! You insignificant pawns in my quest for world domination!" shouted the Dean in his very low, creepy voice. "You all have strong hearts, meaning you can wield the Keyblade, making you all Keyblade wielders."

"Wow," one boy said, not the one who greeted Roxas and Sora, "I never would've figured." he said with the most obvious sarcasm.

The Dean, who heard, summoned his Keyblade out of thin air like all Keyblade wielders and threw it at the boy, who went unconscience.

"Someone take this fool out. He shall never be allowed here, ever!" The Dean said. Two boys got up and carried the boy who got KO'ed to the med.

"Now, in order for you all to wield a Keyblade, you must have a near death experience." The Dean put away his Keyblade, meaning it just went 'poof' and summoned Nobodies and Heartless. "Now, attack!" The Heartless and Nobodies ran toward the students who ran like little girls around the gym.

While the chaos ensued, the Dean just sat down in the bleachers and had a nice cup of te- scolding hot emo.

"W-What the hell!" Roxas screamed as five Dusks were chasing him and Sora. Both were panting heavily, but not ready to stop and get attacked by those weird things.

"M-Maybe we should fight 'em!" Sora panted as he sped up to run right beside Roxas.

One of the Dusks jumped Sora, who threw the Dusk off but then fell on top of Roxas. The Dusks came closer and closer. When they were about to get attacked, Roxas and Sora shut their eyes, hugged each other and screamed like little school girls.

But nothing happened. Slowly, Roxas and Sora opened their eyes to see they weren't in Kan- the gym anymore. Sorry, wrong story.

The two stood up and looked at where they were on a very high stained glass platform that had a Disney princess on it.

"What in the..." Roxas muttered as he walked around.

"Hey, look!" Sora shouted. Roxas turned around and saw that Sora was pointing to a wand. Next to the wand popped up a shield and then a sword.

Which will you choose?

"Who the crap just said that!" Roxas shouted, spinning around looking for the owner of the voice.

"I choose the badass sword!" Sora squealed as he pranced over to the sword.

Uh... Why don't you choose the wand?

"Swords so own wands, duh!" Sora said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

It's not about what's cool, it's about choosing something that you lack. You, Sora, are a complete idiot and need some wisdon, thus you need the wand. Roxas needs the sword 'cause he's a total pussy.

Sora sighed and nodded. "Fine..." he said with his cute pout. He made his way past the wide eyed Roxas and grabbed the wand.

"How am I a pussy? Come down here and fight!" Roxas screamed at the top of his lungs from rage and anger.

Uh, hello? I'm suppose to be the mysterious voice in your effed up heads. I can't fight. Gosh, maybe you both need the wand. Anyways, just take the blasted sword already, I'm coming down from my high.

Grumbling, Roxas took the sword, still a bit pissed.

A door appeared out of no where.

"And the weirdness just keeps coming!" exclaimed Roxas.

You bet your uke asses. Now, go through the door. Don't be afraid. Be careful... Well, I'm not sure how careful you guys are seeing as you didn't even think of choosing the shield. Using protection must not be at the top of your to-do list... God, that came out wrong.

Roxas and Sora stepped through the big, girly door and found that they were on another platform, but it had nothing on it. They walked around, checking if there was anything at all.

The closer you get to the light, the larger your shadow becomes. Or something along those lines.

Roxas and Sora turned around to find a big, dark Heartless and a large Nobody.

"Double 'u', tee, eff..." Sora said as he stared at the big enemies.

"What the-Hey, wait a minute. Sora, you actually say those annoying internet slang? Gosh, don't you know that literacy is love?"

"Hey! It's is so cool!"

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

The enemies just glanced at each other and shrugged. They started toward Roxas and Sora and slapped the platform, causing it to rumble.

Roxas and Sora turned around and screamed like little girls again. They tried to run away but both almost fell off the edge. So, with no other option, they turned to face their large opponents. Then Sora's wand and Roxas's sword both turned into Keyblades! Roxas and Sora stared at their newly acquired weapons and started to senselessly bash their enemies.

After a few good combos and hits, the things went poof and Roxas and Sora high-fived each other. But their victory was short lived. Darkness started to engulf them, pulling them down. Sora and Roxas struggled, trying to get out.

"Sora!"

"Roxas!"

Hey, apparently I'm suppose to tell you guys something else. So, like, quit acting gay for a minute and listen up. Now you can wield the Keyblade. There. That's it. Oh yeah, this was all in your heads. Ha ha, you fags.

A blinding light appeared and suddenly Sora and Roxas found themselves back in the gym. They blinked and looked around, no other students were there anymore.

"Well," said the Dean, who was standing behind them, "took you two long enough. Now, go back to your dorms. Class is over. Today I only wanted you to dive into heart. Tomorrow we will work on actually using your Keyblade. Now, go."

Roxas and Sora nodded, still a bit dazed. The grabbed their school bag and left to go back to their dorm. The way back was pretty quiet until Sora yet again broke the silence.

"Roxas..."

"... Yeah?"

"... That was weird."

"... Yeah, I know."

"Let's not speak of that again."

"Agreed."

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A/N: Whoa, long chapter, for me anyways. Yes, I did not mean for this to get so damn random, but it just kinda did. I don't think there will be as random things as the Dive Into Heart, but you never know. I blame the Wal-Mart sugar cookies I'm eating right now. So, um, yeah. Reviews are much loved! Until next chapter! ;D