Vestet All Boys Academy

A/N: Thank you for reviewing and more shall be said at the bottom! I feel so loved, already over twenty. 3

DISCLAIMER: I, Demsa, do not own Kingdom Hearts. Got it? Got it. Good. Don't own Herbal Essence either.

Chapter Six: Powder-y Goodness

Marluxia sat in the bathtub, carefully washing his hair. He liked taking baths rather than showers, more comfortable in his opinion. Sliding back into the lukewarm water, he silently cursed Demyx.

'Demyx knew what that drink was and knew that if he gave it to Zexion, Zexion would give it to me. Sneaky bastard. How dare he manipulate Zexion's feeling for me and use it for that damn prank war!'

Marluxia continued to curse Demyx for apparently using his poor, sweet, innocent, sexy, hot Zexion and think of ways to rescue him until a loud bang was heard on the door.

"C'mon, Marly! Aren't you done yet! I know you're feeling better now! It's been two days! And the horrible stink is gone! C'mon! I gotta pee!" Demyx whined from the other side of the door.

Marluxia just chuckled evilly. He knew Demyx really had to go, for Demyx had chugged down five whole bottles of water just awhile ago. Which was why Marluxia decided to take a nice, long, relaxing bubble bath. He imagined Demyx hoping around, trying his best to hold it in, the mental image just made him laugh louder.

"Marly! I. Have. To. Pee!" Demyx shouted as he proceeded to bang the door harshly.

"Now, now, Demy. No need to hurt the poor door." Marluxia said with a malicious chuckle.

"Ugh! That's it! I'm coming in! I don't care if you're in there!"

Now, Marluxia didn't expect that from Demyx. Demyx, the one who was always uncomfortable with showing skin, except for when he was swimming. Now Demyx was going to take a piss right next to him? Marluxia didn't believe it.

"Yeah, right. Like you would actually go to the bathr-" Marluxia was cut off by the door opening widely and Demyx running to the toilet, unbuttoning his pants.

Marluxia was astounded and really wished that the bath curtain wasn't blocking his view at the same time.

"Ahh..." Demyx happily said, finally being able to go.

Marluxia, now realizing that his time to see Demyx was growing short, quietly tugged on the shower curtain and peaked through.

'Heh... I'm so naughty...' Marluxia thought to himself as he peaked through.

Demyx quickly finished his business, feeling uncomfortable that Marluxia was right next to him in the bath. Naked. He shuddered at the thought and wished he hadn't remembered the naked part. Pulling his boxers and pants up, he zipped and button up and made his way to the door.

"Hey, Demyx."

Demyx turned around, curious about what he wanted.

"Nice size." Marluxia said with one of his biggest smirks yet.

Though he couldn't exactly see, Marluxia, he just knew that he was implying something. Demyx's face got red and he ran out of the bathroom, slamming the door.

"Aw, it was a compliment, Dem!" Marluxia shouted, but couldn't suppress his laughter.

But Demyx didn't hear it, he had left to go meet up with Sora. Marluxia knew that he had left and silently sighed.

"Oh well... Still doesn't beat me though."

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After his bath, he headed down to the court yard, where Axel had told him and Riku to meet him. He spotted his two friends far away from the other students. Riku was leaning against the trunk of the tree while Axel was sitting on a branch.

"Squeaky clean, Mar?" Axel teased, smelling Marluxia strong Herbal Essence shampoo.

Flipping his hair back in a very girlish manner, he nodded. "Yeah, but that shampoo was a rip off."

"How so?" Riku asked.

"I did not have an orgasm!" Marluxia pouted, folding his arms sullenly. He was quite serious about this, he felt betrayed by one of the things he loved most. Besides his flowers, of course.

Riku raised an eyebrow while Axel laughed.

"You thought that shampoo was going to give you an orgasm? Dude..." Axel said as he laid down on the thick branch.

"Here, let's drop this subject." Riku interjected, not liking where this could go.

"Fine, fine." Marluxia said, muttering something about a refund as he sat down at the base of the tree.

"So, what's the plan, Riku?" Axel asked as he played with some leaves above him.

"Axel, don't set them on fire." Marluxia said.

"Protecting your flowery friends?" Axel snickered, feeling as though he made a very witty comeback.

"Hey! Don't mock my powers, you-"

"Guys! Shut up!" Riku shouted.

Axel and Marluxia stopped their bickering on Riku's command, but kept glaring at each other occasionally.

"Thank you. Now then, when should we prank them back? Well, Axel? Your our pro."

Axel smirked. "I'm flattered, really. Depends, who do you want to get first?"

"Demyx."

Axel and Riku looked at Marluxia, who had suggested the name so quickly.

"Still pissed?" Riku asked.

"Hey, it was your fault, man. You should've known better. Hell, I bet that even the Marlen girls know better." Axel smugly said.

"Oh shut up, Ax. And yeah, I am still pissed, just a little. Speaking of piss..." Marluxia's smirked returned to his almost girly face. "I always though that Demy would be a bit on the short side, but he's pretty decent." He stroked his chin, remembering the events that happened not too long ago.

"Oh my gosh... You mean you purposely took a look at Demyx's penis?" Riku asked, a bit surprised.

"Hey, if you wanted to know that, you should've asked me. I shared a dorm with him one year. Let me guess, he really had to go, didn't he? Ha, some things never change." said Axel.

"You mean he has done that before?"

"You have no idea how many times."

"Okay then, back on topic." Riku said, a bit louder than he needed to. Riku really didn't like the topics that were coming up today.

"Okay, man, we're sorry." Axel said from his branch.

"Yeah, we apologize."

"Enough with those topics, now, you say we should prank Demyx first?"

"Yup."

"Okay, we've decided 'who', now, Riku tell us the 'what'." Axel said impatiently.

"My, my, my, impatient, aren't we, Ax?" Marluxia said.

"Quit teasing Axel and Axel, quit teasing Marluxia." Riku commanded, feeling as though he was watching two little kids, not planning payback.

"Fine." Marluxia said, sighing.

"Why should we just limit ourselves to just Demyx?" Axel asked, getting back on topic.

"Good point, then I'll have to change the prank then. I have something better and it'll work for all of them."

"What, Riku?" Marluxia asked.

"It'll be messy, but worth it. And since they all hang out in those freshmen's dorm, it'll be even easier."

"Messy, eh? Do tell." Axel said, jumping down gracefully from the branch.

Riku smirked and motioned for the two to come closer.

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"Ugh! When will they just get their stupid prank over with?" Demyx whined, lying down on Sora's bed. Roxas was sitting on his bed, paying more attention to his radio than Demyx and Sora's whines. Zexion had sat at Roxas's desk, which was considerably cleaner than Sora's. Sora was sitting at the foot of his bed, playing with his notepad filled with pranks.

"I know, what are they planning that's taking so long?" Sora said.

"Hey, if you guys are done whining, how about we go get something to eat?" Roxas suggested, getting a bit annoyed.

Zexion nodded in agreement, glad to hear something reasonable, though his face didn't show it.

As if on cue, Demyx's stomach grumbled lowly.

Roxas and Sora laughed while Zexion let a small grin slip.

"What cliché timing." Demyx said sheepishly as he got up from the bed.

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"Mwahahahahaha..." Axel evilly laughed as he approached Sora and Roxas's dorm.

"What was up with that?" Riku asked.

"I just felt like doing that. Seemed fitting." Axel said with a shrug.

The three friends had arrived at their destination, the freshmen's dorm. They had seen them leave, probably to go eat something or get some fresh air. Whatever the reason, they were glad because now they had a chance to set up their prank. Riku and Marluxia were carrying some talcum powder, itching powder, and a cereal box.

"Well, what's next? And why aren't you carrying anything, Axel?" asked Marluxia.

"'Cause I was the one who got the stuff."

"Hey, let's just get to finishing this and then you can bitch about Axel not carrying anything." Riku said as he set the stuff down. Marluxia copied what Riku did and watched Riku go to work. First, Riku grabbed the cereal box opened each end, though one end only had a small opening, then set it down at the door crack, the small opening facing Riku. Next he took the talcum and itching powder and began to pour it into the cereal box.

"What exactly are you doing, Riku?" asked a confused Marluxia.

"Just watch him, Mar." Axel confidently said.

Riku stood up and wiped some stray powder off of him. "Now for the fun part..." Grinning, he summoned his keyblade, which cause Axel and Marluxia to look a bit surprised.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Marluxia asked first.

"Yeah, what do you plan to do with that?"

"What?" Riku turned to Axel. "Is it against the rules or something?"

"Well..." Axel said. "No, but-"

"Then stand back."

The two did so and watched to see what Riku had planned.

Still grinning, he squatted down, pointed his keyblade at the cereal box, using his other hand to keep the box in place, and spoke a single word. "Aero."

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"What cha reading now, Zexy?" asked Demyx as they headed back to Roxas and Sora's dorm. None of them really liked what was served that day, country fried steak didn't appeal to their tastes, or Zexion's nose. Zexion disliked that smell almost as much as the gym.

He just looked at Demyx and handed him the book, implying that he should read the title himself. Demyx just pouted and gave the book back.

"I wanted you to talk."

"Hey, Dem, just leave him be. Let him talk when he wants to." Sora said.

"But-! Fine..." Demyx said in defeat.

Zexion gave Sora a quick 'Thank you' glance, which Sora nodded to, as if saying 'You're welcome'.

"So, what's the plan for the rest of the day?" Roxas asked as the walked down the large halls.

"I say we swim in the school's pool! No one barely goes there, so we'll probably have the whole place to ourselves." Demyx happily suggested.

"That sounds good! Then it's settled, we swim!" Sora declared, without asking Zexion or Roxas. They didn't care, though, it was all fine with them.

"We should get our swimming trunks then." Demyx said happily.

"'Kay, here, we'll all go together to each others dorm. Gotta be careful!" Sora said.

Zexion had slowed down his pace a bit to fall in sync with Demyx. "Hey..." he quietly whispered to Demyx.

"Yeah?" Demyx gleefully answered back.

"Do we have to go swimming?" He asked, keeping his voice down.

"You don't like swimming, Zexy?" asked Demyx, a little sad now. He wanted everyone to go, especially Zexion.

"No, I don't mind swimming. I just," Zexion turned away slightly, a bit embarrassed, "don't have any swimming trunks..."

"That's fine! We can skinny dip!" Demyx said, totally serious.

Zexion stared at Demyx with wide eyes.

He just laughed at Zexion's expression and patted him on the back. "Don't worry, buddy! You can borrow one of my pairs! I have a lot of them, no worries!"

Zexion smiled slightly. "Thanks, Demyx." He copied what Demyx had done, a pat on the back, but he let his hand stay on Demyx's back.

Blushing a bit, Demyx glanced towards Zexion, who just looked straight ahead now and then to his arm. "Um... Zexion?"

Zexion turned to face Demyx and raised an eyebrow, silently asking, "Yes?".

"N-nothing..." Demyx said, deciding that he liked this and didn't want it to stop.

Unfortunately for Demyx, the moment was short lived for they had arrived at Roxas and Sora's dorm and the two boys' screams broke him out of his bliss.

"W-what's going- Oh my gosh!" Demyx exclaimed, seeing what they were yelling about. Their whole room was covered in powder, nothing was spared from the wrath of the powder.

"How the hell are we going to clean this up!" Roxas shouted in anger.

"How did they even pull this off!" Sora exclaimed.

"Whoa... This looks like it will take a long time to clean up." Demyx said, still staring at the powder wonderland that was once a dorm.

"We'll help." Zexion said, speaking on Demyx's and his own behalf. Demyx nodded furiously.

"Really? Thanks a lot, guys!" Sora said with relief. Roxas was still screaming obscene things about Axel, Riku, and Marluxia, mainly Axel, though.

"No problem, Sora. Hey, one of you should go get some cleaning supplies." Demyx said.

"Where are they?" grumbled Roxas, still mad about his dorm room.

"Well, one should get the vacuum. The vacuum is in the closet that is in the hallway right next to this one. Just head to the left and go down it until you find the room labeled 'Cleaning Products', hard to miss." Zexion informed.

"I'll go get the vacuum!" Sora said as he started down the hallway.

Roxas looked at his room and groaned, he hated how messy it was. He took off his shoes, placing them right next to the door, and walked inside. He went to the closet and pulled out a trash bag.

"Good idea." Zexion said, knowing what Roxas was going to do.

Roxas pulled off his bed sheets and stuffed them into the bag, and did the same with Sora's. Tightly closing the bag and dusting off some powder, he slung it over his shoulder and slipped his shoes back on.

"The laundry room his on the ground floor, there's a sign over the entrance of it, so you don't need to look hard for it." Demyx said, just as he realized what Roxas was going to do.

Roxas muttered a jumbled 'Thanks', making his way to the ground floor.

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Sora hummed quietly as he made his way to the cleaning supply closet. Humming helped quell his anger.

"Now, let's see here..." Sora said to himself. He glanced from left to right, looking for the closet. He kept walking for a good few minutes until something in front of him caught his eyes, but it wasn't the sign he was looking for.

It was something different than a sign, for it had silver hair and pale skin.

"Hey, you're Riku!" Sora blurted out.

"And you're Sora. Glad we got that accomplished." Riku said, leaning on something.

Sora walked up to the senior nervously and looked at what exactly he was leaning on.

He gasped and pointed at what was keeping the silver haired teen up. "The vacuum!" Sora shouted happily.

"I bet you want this." Riku said.

"Yeah! So, um, could you please let me borrow it?" Sora asked shyly.

Riku laughed at Sora's timid approach, which made Sora cringe a bit. "Aww, little freshmen wants this to clean up his messy wessy woom?" He asked in a baby voice, just to mock him.

Sora folded his arms and pouted. "Come on, I need it because you guys did that!"

"Aw, little freshmen gonna tell?"

"Of course not!"

Riku blinked, very surprised. Normally, freshmen jump at the chance to tell if they were picked on. This kid had just had his whole dorm covered in powder, but he didn't want to tell? "How come?" he asked, curious to see what this kid had in mind.

"It's against the rules!" Sora said, as if someone had seriously insulted every single one of his family members.

Riku laughed again, but it was a different kind of laugh. This laugh was out of pure humor, no hidden motive behind it what-so-ever. He walked up to Sora and lifted his hand.

Sora immediately tensed up, thinking that Riku was going to slap him for being into some silly prank war. But instead, he felt his brown spikes being gently ruffled by a large hand. Relaxing slightly, he looked up at the senior. He was smiling with a high and mighty feeling to it, but Sora didn't mind.

He kind of liked his smile. It was strong, yet soft at the same time.

"Uh... What are you staring at Sora?" Riku asked.

Sora gasped and blushed slightly, just realizing what he was thinking about. He quickly grabbed the vacuum from under Riku with a new found strength, causing Riku to fall flat on his butt.

"I'm-so-sorry-but-I-gotta-go-later!" Sora said in one breath, dragging the vacuum as he ran away.

"What was that all about?" Riku asked no one in particular, since no one was around. But Riku really wished someone was there to explain why seeing Sora just made him feel much happier.

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"Damn, damn, damn..." Roxas repeated as he made his way to the ground floor. At first, the bag was barely heavy, but after holding it for awhile, it started to feel as if it got heavier and heavier with each step he took.

"Damn bag... Damn prank... Damn Axel..." Roxas muttered as he shifted the bag on his other shoulder.

"What about Axel?"

Roxas quickly turned around, dropping the bag in the process, but he ignored the bag. His angry, bright blue eyes narrowed as he saw who had spoken.

"You..." Roxas growled.

"Oh, can't say my name now? You just did, so why not now?" Axel said as he walked up to the blonde. "Or are blondes really that forgetful?" he said jokingly as he tapped Roxas's head.

Roxas slapped Axel's hand away harshly, leaving Axel's hand slightly red. "Hey, that hurt."

"I don't care." Roxas said as he went to pick up the bag, but Axel was too quick for him. He reached out one of his long arms and grab the bag right under Roxas's nose.

"How about I do you favor and wash these for you?" Axel said with a wink. Roxas just gave him a look of disgust.

"What? Trying to make up?"

"Nah, my make ups are make outs. Which," Axel's eyes glanced over Roxas, "I would not mind doing with you..."

"Well, keep dreaming. Now give me the bag. Now." Roxas said, extending his arm to Axel and waited for him to place the bag in is hand.

Well, Axel wasn't exactly on the same wave length as Roxas and interpreted it in another way. He grabbed Roxas's hand, Roxas tried to get away, but Axel's grip was too strong, and swiftly kissed it. Roxas's faced turned a deep red, causing Axel to chuckle a bit.

"W-wha... W-why.." Roxas stuttered as he back away from a grinning Axel.

Axel couldn't help but find Roxas's moment of confusion the most cutest thing he had ever seen. He laughed a bit a placed his hand on Roxas's shoulder. Roxas's bright blue eyes met Axel dark indigo eyes and he let out a gasp of breath, his blush only deepening.

Oh my gosh! Why's he so close! What does he want! Why did he kiss my hand! Why does he smell so nice! Wait... What the hell!' Roxas's mind was thinking way too many things at once, which made him not hear what Axel was saying until Axel poked his head.

"H-huh?" Roxas said, still feeling a bit uncomfortable that Axel was so close, in his opinion at least.

"I said, go back to your dorm. I got this." He repeated. Axel waved bye to Roxas and headed toward the laundry room, bag over his shoulder.

Roxas watched Axel walk off and couldn't help but think, 'He has a cute butt...'. He blinked and slowly realized what he had just thought and mentally gave himself a slap. 'Not now, now is not the time for that.'

"W-wait!" Roxas shouted as he caught up to Axel. He grabbed Axel's free hand to stop him, much to Axel surprise. "Why?"

Axel raised an eyebrow at the blonde. "Why what, Roxas?"

"Why are you so willing to wash those sheets for me? And why..." Roxas blushed, "why did you kiss my...hand..."

Axel laughed softly and bent down so he could be eye level with Roxas. "Heh, guess I'm just a bit old school." He gave Roxas a quick peck on his cheek, making Roxas's blush deepen. "Now, I won't do anything funny with your sheets. Promise. Now if it was you undies... Well, how about we don't go there." Axel winked, straighten up and started to make his way back to the laundry room.

"Meet me back here at nine, to get your sheets back. They should be done by then." Axel shouted over his shoulder.

Roxas stiffly nodded, deciding to trust Axel. Though he was still confused about what had happened, he slowly walked back to his dorm.

"How am I going to explain that Axel has our sheets..." Roxas asked himself as he took his sweet time.

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"What's taking them so long?" Demyx asked Zexion. Zexion leaned on the wall, arms folded in their normal fashion while Demyx chose to sit next to Demyx, tired of standing. Their freshmen friends had been gone a good twenty minutes.

Zexion shrugged, wondering if the vacuum was too heavy for Sora.

"Hey, Zexy." Demyx said, looking up at Zexion.

Zexion looked down at Demyx, wondering what silly, childish question he had now.

"I wasn't exactly joking about the skinny dipping thing earlier." Demyx said with a mischievous grin.

Zexion immediately turned away, but this time Demyx saw his blush and just smiled.

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A/N: Sixth chapter up so quickly, I'm a bit proud of myself. :3 Anyways, I can't believe I added some action, even if it was a little. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I cant wait to see those lovely review e-mail thingies in my inbox.

Yes, Riku-stalker, that was what Sora put in the drink.

I hope you all kindly review, it makes me very motivated. See, I even wrote this whole chapter in one day because of the reviews. o

Until next chapter! ;D