Author's Note: Lol. You should all submit questions you'd like answered from the show Naruto. I'm developing some sort of Q & A thing with the characters, where they answer the questions you want to know. Just submit it in a review and I promise to give the memo to the sand sibs. No question will be left out. Cross my heart. x3
NikkyDOOM xox

Characters (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Story (c) NikkyDOOM

Naruto had no idea why he was running, he just knew that work was over and he wanted to get as far away as possible.
He collided into Neji, his books and Naruto's bag flying to the ground.
"You idiot. Can't you run and look where you're going at the same time?"
Naruto helped him gather his things. "I'm really sorry Neji. I was running so fast I didn't think I'd bump into anything."
"Well next time you should be…careful." Neji said. He stood, brushing his polo shirt off. Naruto handed him his books.
Naruto gave Neji a warm smile. "I guess I'll see you around."
Naruto walked past Neji, slinging his book bag over his shoulder.
Neji shook his head. "Naruto, Naruto, Naruto. You always seem to amaze me."
Naruto walked down the hall.
He spotted Kiba talking to a red-head.
"Hey."
Kiba smiled. "This is Tayuya. She just transferred here. I'm showing her around."
Naruto nodded. "That's cool. You should enjoy your stay here."
"You're going to be late to class, Naruto."
Naruto could take a hint. "Right… See you guys later."
"Wait a minute. What class are you heading to…um Naruto right?" Tayuya asked.
"Goin' over to Mr. Hatake's class. And yeah, names Naruto."
"Oh! Hope you don't mind me coming along! That's the class I have right now."
Kiba sighed. "I'll see you later then, Naruto." Kiba stood in the hallway, obviously defeated by his childhood rival, Naruto Uzumaki.
The dope was a charmer and he didn't even know it.

Naruto ran to the next building. Tayuya followed close behind, actually beating him to Kakashi Hatake's class.
"Naruto. How nice to see you." Kakashi said casually. "Ah yes. Tayuya. I was expecting you."
"Yeah. Sorry I haven't been showing up. Things have been…overwhelming you could say." Naruto said softly.
"Well, make sure to make time for this class. You're one of my brightest students."
"You're kidding right?" Neji sat in the front row, a surprised look on his face. "Naruto? Bright. I'd say he's as bright as a wet match in a dark cave."
Tayuya laughed. "Can I sit anywhere?"
Kakashi nodded. "Yes Tayuya you may have a seat anywhere you'd like. And Neji, no Naruto is one of my brightest students. Despite his lack of seriousness, he can be quite tactical."
Naruto grinned. He stuck his tongue out at Neji playfully, before taking a seat.
Tayuya took a seat behind Naruto.
Naruto sat near the window, taking out his book. Kakashi began to write down notes on the board.
Naruto hummed. The classroom door opened, a flash of black stepping in.
"Am I late?"
Kakashi smiled. "Not at all, take a seat where ever."
"Gladly."
Naruto raised his head, to see obsidian eyes looking directly into his cerulean ones.
"You?!" He asked in disbelief.
"Me." Sasuke said smugly.
He sat down next to Naruto. Sasuke took out his book and set his bag down.
Inner Naruto's head exploded.
"Are you followin' me or something? Cause this is starting to get weird." Naruto whispered.
Sasuke smirked. "Not at all. So what if I switched my evening classes to the afternoon? Maybe it suits my schedule better. Or maybe you're so… predictable I just knew you'd be here instead of meeting up with me, Temari and Hinata."
Naruto tapped his fingers on the desk. "If you ask me this is all too coincidental."
Sasuke chuckled. "Believe what you want Naruto. But I know what type of person you are. I can easily read you. I doubt you'll ever surprise me."
"Yeah, yeah. Shut up jerkface. You're making me miss valuable class time here."
"I had no idea you were into physiology, Naruto. Actually, you never really struck me as a scholar."
"Both of you! Shut the fuck up!" Tayuya hissed.
Naruto scowled. "Well I'm really going to strike you if you don't shut the hell up, Sasuke."
Tayuya glowered at the fact that she was being ignored.
"You know Naruto… physiology has a close relation to anatomy."
"Yeah, I did know tha—"
Sasuke's hand lay upon Naruto's knee, slowly massaging up and down.
Naruto bit back his words. His own hand found his way to Sasuke's, creating a killer death-grip.
"I've told you more than once. Keep your hands to yourself." Naruto said bitterly. Naruto regretted the fact that his voice had come out sounding rather hitched, but it was the affect the Uchiha had on him. It was unavoidable. Sasuke brought up new things that hadn't really crossed Naruto's mind.
"Is there a problem?" Kakashi asked. "You two are disrupting my class. I suggest you stop talking, or you take it elsewhere."
"Mr. Hatake, Sasuke is distracting both me and Naruto. Do you think that's fair? Especially for me on my first day?"
"Well, no I believe it isn't. Mr. Uchiha, would you please come back in the evening? To make up for my class? I can't have any distractions." Kakashi said.
"I'm sorry for my perishable behavior, Professor Hatake. Fine. I'll return later on." Sasuke replied, getting up. "See you later." He whispered to Naruto.
"Whatever. Go get maimed or somethin'." Tayuya said coolly.
Sasuke glared at Tayuya before walking out of Kakashi's class.

Kakashi's class had ended and Tayuya filed out behind Naruto.
Naruto stopped for her. "Hey, I want to thank you for you know…saving me."
Tayuya grinned. "No problem. Trust me, I've dealt with guys that can't get a clue."
She took a seat on a bench, motioning for Naruto to join her.

"I don't know what to do about Sasuke though. I mean…I've had guys hit on my before, but it's….well, too complex for me to explain."
"I get ya'. I mean, you're a boy and he's a boy. Seems pretty wild, sure. But you know you shouldn't let any one take advantage of you if you don't like them."
Naruto scratched behind his head. "It's sorta difficult. We work together. I'm his photographer. And now he has the same class with me."
"…He's Sasuke Uchiha right? The blown-out-of-proportion model?"
Naruto nodded. "Yup. The one and only."
A slight wind picked up, brushing Naruto's hair off of his face.
Tayuya shook her head. "Well that won't do. I think he might have a thing for you Naruto. If he's willing to come out as gay for you, knowing the media is as exaggerative as it is; that's a pretty high stake."
"I know. But…Well I don't know. Couldn't he just talk to me instead of groping me all the time? Or can he at least try and not be a complete jerk-off?"
Tayuya giggled. "Don't you like him? Not even a little?"
"He is attractive…B-but his personality is..."
Tayuya raised an eyebrow. "Sasuke's not going to stop harassing you. So I guess you should sit him down and talk to him."
"You know you're good at this advice stuff. You don't even know the whole deal, and you're helping me out already. Why?"
Tayuya shrugged. "I don't know. I guess I feel bad seeing how you're so clueless and all."

So clueless, you're playing right into the palm of my hand Naruto Uzumaki.

"M-me clueless? Yeah, right."
"Naruto do you have any experience with boys? At all?" Tayuya asked.
"W-well… not really. But… you uh..em well, it should be the same as being with a girl right?"
Tayuya looked around.
Naruto panicked. "Right?!"
Tayuya pet Naruto's head. "You're silly. Well. I have another class to go to." She handed him her number. "Be sure and give me a call so we could continue our talk. Give the number to Kiba too; I want to save him the embarrassment."
Naruto laughed. "Alright. Thanks."
Tayuya got up from the bench and leaned over. She kissed Naruto on the cheek before walking away, swinging her hips slightly.
Naruto stuffed the paper into his pocket, his blush leaving his mind at a blank.

Tayuya is pretty hot. Her hair is awesome looking too. Pig tails, mini skirt; turtle neck with pumps and lacey knee-highs? Dirty thoughts, Naruto! Dirty thoughts man! Snap out of it!!!
Wait a minute? Was she just…flirting with me?

His phone ringing disrupted his mindless train of thought.
"H-he-hello?"
"Naruto?"
"Oh. Hi Hinata."
"Naruto! Where are you?!" She asked.
"School. Sorry I had to go."
"Next time you should say something instead of just taking off!"
"I'm really sorry. Are you mad?"
Hinata calmed down. "No, no. Just next time you know… me and Temari were left waiting for you and Sasuke for like ever."
Naruto sighed. "Trust me. I know where he's at."
Hinata simpered. "Jumping off of that subject, I was wondering what are you doing tonight?"
Naruto scratched his head. "I don't know yet. Sort of wanted to stay in."
"That's no fun and you know it! Temari's having a get together at her house. I wanted to know if you'd like to come with me? I have no date."
Naruto blushed. He was incredibly lucky Hinata couldn't see his face. "U-um I guess I could stop by for a while…--"
"Great! Pick me up at 8 okay?!"
"Wait! Where?!"
"Meet me in front of Orochimaru's agency! Alright I have to get ready, bye!"
"Hinata! Wa—"
She hung up.
Naruto stretched. He had no idea how he got himself into these problems. It was sometimes way too much to handle; especially on his own.
Naruto got up, walking over to his dorm.

Naruto looked up and down the hallway.
Not a soul was in it. Just Naruto.
"Okay, this is getting pretty 'horror movie' on me."
He heard a pace, but he didn't really care to look at who it might be. It was most likely one of the girls that lived on the floor coming back from the showers.
Naruto turned his i-pod up, blasting Fall Out Boy into his ears.
Naruto got pushed, his books falling to the floor. He got pinned against the wall by a very aggravated Uchiha.
Naruto's headphones fell out of his ears.
"Who was that girl?" Sasuke asked.
His eyes flickered with something that wasn't lust this time. It was…jealousy?
Naruto couldn't help but feel intimidated, even if it was mildly. Sasuke was glaring into his eyes with pure venom.
"That's none of your business, Sasuke." Naruto let his i-pod fall on to the carpeted floor. "You don't own me."
'Dance, Dance' continued to blast out of the headphones on the floor.
Sasuke scoffed. "So what? It'd be best you answer my question Naruto; or I will have to hurt you."
"What is your problem? I don't even know you all that well and for the past two weeks you've become my curse. Why don't you just leave me alone?"
Sasuke's grip tightened on Naruto's shoulders. "Because, you interest me. When I find something I want for myself I don't hesitate."

You're my disease, Naruto.

Now Naruto was getting angry. "WELL CAN'T YOU FUCKING ASK FIRST?!"
Sasuke laughed.
"What are you laughing at?!" Sasuke laughed even harder. "Hey! Bastard! I'm talking to yo—"
Sasuke had stopped Naruto's rants with a mind blowing kiss. His lips covered Naruto's perfectly. It was like Naruto's lips were a gift. Meant just for Sasuke.
Sasuke kissed him softly, parting away slightly to nibble on Naruto's bottom lip.
Naruto heaved a sigh.

Sasuke…I… don't want to give in…

Sasuke reached in again, this time kissing Naruto hungrily; salvaging his lips for his own.

But… it's too hard.

Sasuke's hand fisted into Naruto's blonde hair; loosening his grip on Naruto's shoulder.

I don't care any more.

Naruto cooperated, kissing Sasuke back. They fought for control of the kiss. Naruto was about to part his lips open to allow Sasuke entrance with his tongue when a very loud thump interrupted them.
A hesitant Sasuke backed away from Naruto, looking Kiba in the eye.
"Woah…"
Kiba had dropped his textbooks on the floor.
Sasuke picked his bag up, taking Naruto's i-pod with him.
"Fuck. This is starting to get very hindering. We can pick up where we left off some other time Naruto."
Sasuke smiled and winked at Kiba before brushing past him, walking back down the hall.
Naruto followed Sasuke with his eyes; watching him disappear into a room only three doors down from his own.
Kiba smirked.
Naruto slumped down to the floor; his breath coming back slowly, after being sporadically broken.
"Okay Naruto. Now I really know you regret being interrupted."
Naruto just glanced over at Kiba, before getting up and pacing away.