A/N: It's my turn with the folder again. But, I promised everyone I'd post their chapters before starting mine. So, don't be surprised if I update this one several times this week, then stop posting for a while. I'm doing the best I can, ok?

Disclaimer: We own nothing except our OC. In fact, she's not OURS, she's Jessica's. Brynna and I own absolutely nothing!

Jessica's Chapter

Dear Diary,

Today has been one of the most relaxing days I've had in a LONG time! You see, I have come up with a master plan. After I'm done training the Little Blonde Thing (they make me train him for 2 FULL HOURS each day!) I am sending him to a day care! Unfortunately, they'll only take him for 4 hours a day and I have to pay by the hour plus damages. C'MON! I already have to pay the damages the Thing does to my apartment!

But still, 4 hours to myself! Four long, peaceful, lovely, wonderful-

"BENJIE! Oh, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENJIE! I'm home!"

Oh no. The Thing is back! And he's calling me Benjie. I hate it when he calls me Benjie!

"Benjie? I thought you said his name was Obi Wan."

That was DEFINITELY not the Thing's voice! More later.

Later

Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT! I need to calm down so I can write… Ok, I'm ready!

It turned out that the director of the day care decided to drive the Thing home today. "This is my new friend Diamond," said the Thing.

"Hi, I'm Diamond," said this really HOT woman. "I hope you don't mind, but I decided to drive Little Ani home today." She ruffled the Thing's hair. Eww!

I tried to say hi, but my mouth wouldn't listen. I just sat there, gawking like an idiot.

"Benjie? BENJIE!" the Thing shouted. It wasn't until he whacked me that I spoke.

"H-h-h-h-hi," I managed to stammer.

"Oh, Ani. You know you shouldn't whack people like that!" Diamond giggled. She has a most melodious laugh. She said some other stuff, but I didn't notice.

Finally, she said, "Well, I'd better get going!" and walked off.

I can't believe it! She must think I'm some sort of idiot! I hate my life.

Obi Wan

A/N 2: All of the author's notes will be from me, since I'm the ones posting them. Now I can start my chapter! YAY! Read and Review! XOXOXOXOXOXOX