Disclaimer: I own nothing. Yay for me!

A/n: Yay! I'm so happy! I got straight A's on my report card, and I got more than my one requested review! Woot! So to celebrate…

Midwinter Ball

And now, for the scene you've all been waiting for! Dun dun dun dun! The Ball! YAAAAY!

Everyone: -Gasps-

Roald: "Uh oh. Dad is going to kill her…

Jon: "What's everyone staring at?

Alanna: "You!" –Starts laughing hysterically/evilly-

Me: "Indeed they are. I mean honestly, who wouldn't stare at a hideous dress like that?!?!"

Alanna and Jon: "Hey!"

Me: "For all you readers out there, allow me to describe this dress to you. It is purple with orange and lime green polka dots. It has a large train connected to the dress by a huge orange bow. And I mean HUGE. Can you picture it? Good."

Everyone: "Umm…Who are you talking to?"

Me: -Coughs- "Nobody silly..s." –Winks-

Everyone: "Sure."

Dom: "Can we please ignore the annoying narrator?"

Me: "Hey! Don't make me tell everyone about your plan!"

Dom: -Panics- "Plan? What plan?" –Starts hyperventilating-

Me: "Fine. I won't tell them. Continue one with your…whatever you were doing."

Neal and Dom's Magical Corner of Confusion:

Neal: "Ok, now you're going to have to be waiting by the stairs when she comes down. It's very important for you to stay in the shadows. If she sees you my wonderful, slightly evil, plan will never succeed!"

Dom: "Fine, but why are we doing this again?"

Neal: "Because you are both very near and dear to my heart, and I distress at seeing you so unhappy!"

Dom: "Why didn't you become a Player again?"

Neal: "Because I…Wait, why didn't I?"

Dom: "I think I asked you that."

Herald: "Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan!"

Dom: -Runs to hide in shadows-

Neal: Mwahahaha. My evil plan is working!

Raoul, Buri, Alanna, George, Daine and Numair's Hallway of Happiness:

Everyone: -Looks at George-

George: "What?"

Alanna: "What's the plan?"

George: "Plan for what?" –Is confuzzled- (Yes, confuzzled. I like that word.)

Alanna: "Well, as Ex-King of the Thieves and current Tortall Spymaster, we expected you to come up with a plan."

George: "It would really help if I knew what I was supposed to be planning!"

Buri: "A plan to…" –Is interrupted by a the Goddess of All Things Pie-

GoATP: "Say no more! Meathead has a plan!"

Everyone but George: "They're doomed."

George: -Is still confuzzled-

GoATP: "I know, but…Just give him a chance, ok?"

Everyone: "Fine…"

Jon's Throne of Thoughtlessness:

Jon: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Thayet: "Yes."

Jon: "Really?"

Thayet: "Yes."

Jon: "Really?"

Thayet: "Yes."

Jon: "Really?"

Thayet: "Yes."

Jon: "Really?"

Everyone: "YES!!!!"

Jon: "Fine." –Sniffles-

A/N: Yay! You'll find out about Meathead's evil plan in the next chapter. I couldn't give away all my awesome stuff at once, now could I?

Thank You Time:

SOPROL: No, thank you!

Mysterylegend: Aaww! Thank you so much!

Appy4la: Thanks! The loud thinking thing was just something I randomly came up with, but I used it in Pie Domination too. )

Lady Starbright:: Don't worry, I am thinking up Meathead's evil plan as I type! –Grins evilly-