A/N: -Ducks vegetables thrown at head- Sorry people! I…um…don't have an excuse. Sorry! But to make up for it, I'll put Meathead's evil plot in this chapter! Does that work?
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Midwinter Ball
Kel: Ugh…I am so bored. If another sixty-year-old man comes to ask me to dance I will…not be happy!
Yuki: "If that's the case, then I suggest you walk away very quickly."
Old Guy Who's Name Doesn't Really Matter: Oh look, a pretty, unmarried girl! I better ask her to dance before she's betrothed!
Kel: "Gods! Not another one!" –Runs away-
OHWNDRM: Darn! -Walks away-
Meathead and Dom:
Dom: " Poor Kel. Maybe I should ask her to dance…"
Meathead: "No! That would ruin my plan!"
Dom: "But Meathead…Look at her! It's pathetic! The only people dancing with her are twice her age! Probably more!"
Meathead: "No!"
Dom: "Fine!" –Sitcks tongue out- "I got it! You dance with her! She is your best friend!"
Yuki: "Ya! What he said!"
Meathead: "Fine…" –Goes to dance with Kel-
Two Hours Later:
Kel: Soo…bored…must…stay…awake…
Daine: "Quieter Kel…"
Kel: "Well soooorry!"
Daine: "Someone's cranky when they're at a ball full of really old men! Luckily, I have my wittle Nummykins!" –Stares at Numair-
Kel: "Eew..." –Backs away slowly- "I think I'm gonna leave now…"
Meathead: -Walks onto stage- "Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!"
Everyone: "What do you want Meathead?"
Meathead: "Rude! But I would like to sing a song to my dearest cousin," –Points at Dom- "And my best friend!" –Points at Kel-
Kel: "Oh dear…This is not good." –Trys to run away-
Neal: "Oh no you don't! Raoul? Alanna?" –Raoul and Alanna grab Kel and hand her to Dom-
Dom: "Would you like to dance fair maiden?"
Kel: "Uhh…Sure."
Neal: -Clears throat- "This song is called Accidentaly in Love."
"So she said what's
the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe
I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about
it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it
take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's
love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't
know nothing 'bout love
Come on, come on
Turn a little
faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come
on, come on
Cause everybody's after love"
Everyone: -Claps-
Kel: -Blushes-
Dom: " I thank thee for thine dance fair maiden."
Kel: "Erm…You're welcome. I have to go now…Bye." –Runs away-
Dom: "Wait! Allow me to escort you to your room!" –Runs after Kel-
Goddess of All Things Pie: "Told ya he could do it!"
Everyone: "Umm…sure."
Me: "And now we leave you until our next episode where we will find out what Kel thinks about Meathead's little plan!"
Thank You's:
Appy4la: -Tornados whirl around the screen- Oopsie! Sorry! Thank you!
Mysterylegend: Was the evil plan evil enough? I know it wasn't very good…Sorry. I just…-Starts crying-
SOPROL: What else can I say, but thank you? So…thank you!
Gypsy Wolf: Confuzzled is an awesome word! Thanks for thinking my story is spiffy!
Lady Starbright: Thank you! I thought it was pretty ugly too!
JaDe-ViPeR08: Erm…I have no idea. What do you think?