A/N: Wow! 3 chapters posted in 1 day! That's gotta be some kind of record! Well, for me at least. Right now, Jessica's in Florida for a wedding, so after this chapter, it will be my turn again.
Disclaimer: How many times do we have to say that we own nothing?
Brynna's Chapter
Dear Diary,
I've made a decision. I'm going to grow a beard! It'll make me look more manly and Jedi-ish. Isn't that great! Maybe the Council will give me a better position! Wish me luck!
Obi Wan
LATER THAT MONTH
Dear Diary (sob),
My beautiful beard!
Today when the Thing came home, he showed me what he learned at day care.
"See Benjie!" he said, holding up a pair of scissors. "When you add scissors plus hair, it makes it disappear!" He cut the tip of his padawon braid off. "But you don't want to run with them cause then you won't cut the right thing."
'Great,' I thought. 'Scissors. Oh well. He might poke his eye out, but what's the worse that could happen to me?' I thought too soon.
Later, when I ordered Tattooine food for dinner to make the Thing feel more at home, I called him down to eat.
"Coming Benjie!" he shouted. He came running down the stairs. I didn't notice until it was too late that he was STILL HOLDING THE SCISSORS!
"NOT SO FAST!" I shouted, but it was too late. SNIP! "MY BEARD!" It was gone! And all my beautiful chance of being promoted gone with it. Why couldn't I have gotten a normal padawon! I hate my life.
Obi Wan