A/N: Jessica is in Florida right now, so we decided 2 skip her chapter this time and go ahead and post mine. Hey, that sorta rhymed! Wow, Red Bull does weird things to me. Well, it's not my fault I was at a really good part in Carrie by Stephen King at midnight last night. And I have swim team today!
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My Chapter
Dear Diary (puke),
So.. grossed… out… can… barely… write! (puke again) The Thing has REALLY done it this time! Do you have any idea what he did this time? Well, I'll tell you.
This morning, I woke up to the sound of his squeaky little voice. "Benjie? Hey, BENJIE? Could you come in here a second?"
I got up and walked to the bathroom we share (ie: a toilet and a sink. We have separate shower areas, thank the Force). "What's up?" I asked sleepily.
"I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet. What should I do?" he asked. He held up his toothbrush, which was dripping murky water (I REALLY need to clean the toilet).
"How did you drop your toothbrush in the toilet?" I asked, almost afraid of the answer.
"Never mind that. It's a long story, not pretty. So, what do I do with it now?" Force, he talks fast sometimes!
"Just throw it away," I said, trying my best to stay calm with him for waking me up at 7:30 AM on a SATURDAY! "We'll get you a new one later today." At a reasonable waking hour.
This seemed to make sense to him, because he said, "Ok," and dropped his toothbrush in the wastebasket. Then he grabbed MY toothbrush and said, "We'd better throw this one out, too. I dropped it in the toilet last week."
I fainted right on the spot. When I woke up, the Thing came in and said cheerfully, "Don't worry, Benjie! I went ahead and threw your toothbrush out for you!"
I had been hoping it was all a bad dream, like the ones where I show up at the Jedi Temple and realize I've forgotten my pants, BUT IT'S REAL! I GHAD BEEN BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH A TOOTHBRUSH CONTAINING FORCE-KNOWS-WHAT FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! I hate my life.
Obi Wan Kenobi
PS: The Thing just bit me because I changed the channel while his "Angel", Queen Amidala, was giving her opinion about the Separatist Act on the Holonews! I my need a rabies shot!