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"Are you serious?" The only reply she got was a whimper from somewhere under a pillow. "Oh my god! I'm so so sorry! You didn't actually see anything did you?"
"No thank god, but thanks for the mental picture. I think I'll go gouge my eyes out now, or at the very least squirt some disinfecting soap in them." At that time Dave came out of the bathroom, and before anyone else was able to move she was up off her bed and in the bathroom, locking the door behind her. Staring at the door after her they all looked to Leah.
"Wanna tell us what that was all about. I know I sure as hell couldn't follow it." John said.
"She walked in on Hunter in nothing but a towel. I truly think it'll scar her for life. I should probably make sure she's not actually trying the soap thing, be right back."
"I think you're forgetting something. She locked the door." Randy said, pointing at the door handle. Shrugging her shoulders she grabbed a bobby pin and stuck it in the lock. When she heard a pop, she took the bobby pin out and opened the door. Then walking in, she shut the door behind her before coming back out with all hand soap in her arms. It was then that H burst into the room.
"Where is she?" He gritted through his teeth, not talking to anyone in particular.
"The bathroom. Chill though. I mean let's face it she was the one that was more traumatized by the experience and she didn't see anything so your reputation is safe for now." Leah said looking at him.
"Maybe she should figure out the concept of knocking." Rolling her eyes and muttering a 'whatever', she pushed him towards the door saying,
"Well she should be getting out soon and I highly doubt she wants you to see her the way she saw you. So we'll see you later, Bye." Then shutting the door in his face she said, "Ass."
Later that day the door bell rang so Leah went to answer it. She first straightened out her red key hole tube top and light blue jeans. She opened the door but slammed it shut when she saw who it was. Shea was at the top of the stairs when she saw Leah backing away.
"Who is it?" She asked her friend.
Leah shook her head and yelled, " RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!" With that she ran and hid behind the couch. Where all the men were resting and watching TV.
Shea rolled her eyes and went to answer the door. When she saw who it was she yelled, "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFES!" and ran behind the couch. Triple H got pissed and went to answer it.
He saw a guy standing there with his arms crossed. "Can I help you?" Triple H asked.
"I'm here to see Leah." He said in a stern voice. Triple H nodded him in and called for Leah to come out. She growled and got up from behind the couch.
"What are you doing here?" she asked the man standing there.
"I believe I should be asking that seeing as you stole my car! Where is it!"
"Hey you were the one who was fucking some blonde in MY bed! I had a right to that car you worked so hard on."
"Where is it!" He yelled back. She walked out from behind the couch and got into his face.
"I sold your stupid car and kept the cash. Then I used the cash to move the hell away from YOU!"
"You dumb bitch!" He said about to slap her but he stopped when Shea came up to them.
"What do you think you're doing here?" She asked pissed.
"I have a right to see where my property is."
"Just like you thought she was yours. Listen you bastard back the hell off and leave."
"Shea, leave it alone." Leah said while not letting her eyes leave his face. Shea growled at him and backed away to where the men where watching from afar.
"Who's that?" Shawn asked Shea.
"Leah's ex-boyfriend. He cheated on her with some blonde he found in a bar in her bed so she took the car and sold it." She said while summing it up. "And you." She said while turning to Triple H. "Should have left it alone. There was a reason we yelled run for your fucking life. Its code for that piece of shit."
Leah pushed her ex towards the wall and started to get ready for a punch when Ric got up and said,
"Hold it. You know what McMahon said, No fist fights, they stay in the ring."
"This ass hole doesn't know how to fight. Do you girly. Why don't you go back to your hoe." She seethed. Ric nodded for him to leave so her ex did after glancing around the room.
"I'll come for you later." He growled and left.
"Fucking ass hole." Leah yelled while hitting the wall.
"Did I mention that they were engaged too?" Shea asked the group. Not waiting for an answer, she continued on while Leah stared at her. "Well they were. After she threw his ass out he decided to be a stalker but that all stopped when we Kentucky fried his ass. Now that was funny."
"Thank you for sharing the life story, Shea. I'm sure they all found it fascinating." Leah said rolling her eyes.
"I didn't share the life story. I could have told them about the time at summer camp when you-" at this point Leah had clamped her hand over her mouth and was dragging her up the stairs in a head lock. When they reached the room she let go of Shea and shut the door before walking over to her bed. Looking at her, Shea plopped down on her bed and started petting Batista before she asked,
"Want me to make some calls? Find out how the hell he found you? Keep some tabs on him? You name it I can have it done, you know that?"
"Would ya please?" Nodding Shea grabbed her cell phone and dialed a number. When the other line was finally picked up she said,
"Hello? Oh hey Tony! Can I talk to your dad?... Thanks." Waiting a few minutes someone finally picked up the other end again. "Hi Uncle George I need a favor... Yeah, Leah's the other girl in the house and well Asshole showed up here a few minutes ago and I was wondering... Yep... Yep... Okay thank you... I will... Love you too... Bye." Hanging up the phone she sat it on the night stand by her bed before getting up.
"Well?" Leah said, her voice sounding a little anxious.
"It's done. And Uncle George says to tell you 'Hi'. Now what time is it?"
"Four-thirty, why?"
"Good, go order take out and tell everyone that we're going out. Tell 'em if they wanna come they better be ready to go by eight, I ain't sitting around waiting for anyone. Now I'm taking the shower I was deprived of this morning." And grabbing a towel she walked into the bathroom leaving Leah by herself. Sighing she got off her bed and walked down the stairs into the living room. Standing in the front of the tv so that she had everyone's attention she announced,
"Shea says we're going out and that if you want to come that you better be ready by eight cuz she's not waiting around for anyone." Then walking to the kitchen she grabbed the phone and dialed the number to a Chinese take-out place.
A few hours later everyone but Shea was down in the living room. Looking at the clock Randy said,
"Wasn't she the one who said she wasn't waiting for any of us?"
"Hold on, she's still got twenty minutes till she said she was going to leave." Leah answered. Not long after that they all heard Shea yelling,
"I'm ready!"
"It's about time! We've been ready!" Dave yelled back.
"What can I say, perfection takes time." This time she was talking regularly and everyone turned their heads to look at her. She was wearing a black halter dress that stopped about mid-thigh and a pair of black strappy heels that tied around the ankle. She'd left her hair down, curling the ends. Her make up was light with eyeliner, a shadow that matched her skin tone and some lip gloss. Grinning she said,
"You can all stop drooling now."
Leah rolled her eyes and checked out her outfit in the mirror. She was wearing a royal purple suede halter dress with matching suede boots. "We ready?"
Everyone nodded and out they filed into one of the big black SUV's in the driveway. "Where are we going?" asked Stacey who had also followed.
Leah laughed and said, "If I know anything about Shea its that we're probably going coyote ugly."
"Coyote Ugly?" Shawn asked also in the SUV.
"Clubbing." Trish said while making Shawn go 'Ohhhh.'
They pulled into a small club. It looked packed but that didn't stop them from getting a VIP room. Upstairs in the VIP room, Batista, John, Randy, Ric, and Shawn sat on a leather couch while drinking beers. Stacey, Lita, Trish, Shea, and Leah looked out the secret window and down at the crowd who looked to be having so much fun.
"I'm Bored!" announced Leah. The women nodded in agreement until Leah said, "I have a game…lets go party with them down there and see how many numbers we get and whoever wins doesn't have to do the dishes but whoever gets the least has to do them."
"I love it!" Shea said while walking towards the door.
"Wait! It has to be guys…Trish." added Leah. Trish flipped her off with a scowl. The five women walked down the steps and out of the VIP room to party with the people.
Leah picked out a guy right away and started dancing with him. He offered to buy her a drink so when he did she asked him for his number. He gave it to her and she lifted it up in the air with her middle finger to the rest of the girls. Rolling her eyes, Shea walked over to the bar and leaned on it giving the bartender a good look at her cleavage. Then giving him a smile she said,
"Hey, I saw you when I came in earlier, and well... I was wondering if I could get your number." Smiling back he said sure and grabbed a napkin and wrote his name and number down.
Grinning she held her number up before looking back up at the VIP room. Seeing all the guys up there gave her an idea. Walking up the stairs and back into the room. Looking up and seeing her Ric asked,
"Give up already?"
"Pfft, hell no. I'm just working faster than them." She said, looking smug.
"How do you figure that? You're up here with us." Randy said, pointing out the obvious.
"Yeah, but there's a reason for that. Can I have your numbers?"
"Wouldn't that be cheating?" Shawn asked.
"Nope. The only rule is that they all had to be guys' numbers. Never said it couldn't be someone that you knew."
"She's right you know."
"Does that mean I can have them?"
"What the hell. Here ya go." John said handing her his number on a small piece of paper. That was followed by four others.
"Thank you! Oh and promise me you won't give them to the other girls, please?" She said, sticking her lower lip out into a pout.
"We won't." Dave reassured her. Grinning she turned to leave saying,
"Well I better get back to work down there before they see me up here. See ya'll in a little bit, laters!" Hurrying down the steps she got back to work, this time hitting the dance floor.
Leah watched Trish try to flirt with a guy but she knew she hadn't asked for his number yet. So Leah walked over and tapped the guy on the shoulder. She smiled and asked him to dance. He nodded right away leaving Trish very angry.
She danced with him for awhile and asked him for his number. He gave it to her in a hurry so she gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked back over to Trish who had been watching. She shoved the number in her face and said,
"That's how its done kid." She then slid it down her shirt for safe keeping. She looked up to see Shea coming down from the VIP room and smirked knowing exactly what she had done. She looked around the club for another guy and spotted Stacy dancing with someone. Getting another idea she walked over to them and tapped Stacy on the shoulder and told her that Trish wanted to see her. Stacey walked off and Leah took over. She quickly got another number and put it away for safe keeping.
Shea saw what Leah had been doing and walked over to Leah and the guy she was dancing with. "The bartender wants your number." She lied causing Leah to roll her eyes.
"Nice try. I've already played that game twice." She smirked at her twin. Shea smirked back and turned to the guy.
"Can I have your number?"
Leah rolled her eyes and looked at the guy. "I can go twice as long…"
"And I look twice as good." Shea countered.
"But I fight a hell of a lot better."
"And I…" Shea started but were stopped when Stacey and Trish walked up to Leah.
"You cheated!" whined Stacey. Trish nodded in agreement. The guy walked away not knowing what was going on. Lita walked up to see what was going on.
"Hey its part of the game. The only rules were that you had to get men's numbers. You ready to count?" They all walked up to the VIP room and took a seat on the floor. The men watched them and waited for the numbers.
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