A/N: Wow, how long has it been since I've updated this? Oh, well, I'm updating now and that's all that matters.
A lot has happened since I've updated. And not just with the story, but with the authors as well. You guys remember Jessica, right? She's the one that wrote chapter 2 "Meet Diamond". Well, that was the only chapter she actually wrote, and Brynna and I already had ideas for our story. So I'm sorry to say that we've had to fire her from the staff.
But don't worry. This story will still have three authors. I have asked my friend Savannah to help us out with the story. Savannah is my twin sister, separated at birth to protect our identities from the Dark Side of the Force (don't ask how we figured that out. We can just tell through our Force bond.). She lives kind of far away and doesn't have an email address, so we're going to have to snail mail the story back and forth. But we'll figure it out in the end!
Here's Brynna's chapter! Hope you guys like it!
MTFBWY (May the Force be with you)!
Master Evenstar
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Dear Diary,
I'm so tired I can barely write. The blonde creature kept me up all night.
I was happy to be able to go to bed after a long day of attempting to train the boy (if you can even call him human). I collapsed onto the bed and fell asleep almost instantly. But then I awoke to the sound of the Creature calling me. "Benji… Benjie… BENJIE!"
I glanced at my alarm clock. It read 12:23 AM. This had better be good, I thought grumpily.
"Benjie? I (sob) had a bad dream about a scary man in a black suit that had a breathing problem! (sob) Can I sleep in your room? Just for tonight?" He did the puppy dog pout. I couldn't resist.
"Fine," I sighed. He climbed in bed next to me and fell right asleep. I however did not. I was kicked approximately 18 times, whacked about 22 times, and had the covers stolen from me twice. Finally, at 2:33, I woke him up and asked if he could go back to his room.
"(Yawn) Ok Benjie." Finally, sleep! But it didn't last long.
At 2:57 AM I was woken up again. But not by a quiet sad little voice. "BENJIE! THERE'S A SITH LORD UNDER MY BED!" He darted into my room.
"There's no Sith Lord under your bed," I assured him.
"Yes there is! Will you go kill him?"
"No."
"But he's gonna kill us!" He did the puppy dog pout again.
"FINE!" I shouted. I grabbed my lightsaber and looked under his bed. "Nothing."
"AHHH!" he screamed.
I banged my head on the bed. "Ow! What?"
"He just went in the closet!"
I walked into the closet, but again, saw no Sith Lord. CLICK! The door closed behind me.
"I just saw him run out. I locked us in the closet so we'd be safe!" the Creature said.
I was horrified. I would have to spend the night locked in a closet with a little blonde monster who was afraid of imaginary Sith Lords in his room!
It was 8 in the morning when Yoda finally found us. I had been kicked 41 more times, whacked 65 more times, and had a large bruise on my head.
I wanted to go back to sleep, but nooooooooooo. The day had to go according to plan and I still had to give the demon child lessons today. So right now, he's watching Queen Amidala on the news and I'm half asleep on the couch. I hate my life.
Obi Wan Kenobi