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Leah got dressed in a short jean mini shirt with a purple belt, She wore a studded white tank top with her purple boots that said 57 on the side. She straightened her hair and flipped out the front that framed her face and angled bangs to the side. She put on a dark lipstick and highlighted everything else, especially her bright blue eyes.
Shea put on her favorite white leather hotpants jumpsuit and matching boots. She put her hair in a high ponytail with little wisps falling out to show off her big silver hoop earrings. She finished up with some Smokey eye shadow, black mascara, bronzer and light brown lip gloss.
The two women walked down stairs to be greeted by the rest of the house. They all got into the black SUV and off to the club. When they arrived they didn't go to the VIP room right away. Some went to the dance floor, Mark was with Leah, Lita was with Dave, John was with Shea, Randy and Stacey, Trish and Ric. Triple H and Shawn went up to the VIP room.
Act a fool came on by Luda which left Leah and Mark still on the floor. Shea, John, Randy, Trish, and Ric went to a booth to drink some beers. Shea looked over and saw Randy watching Leah and Mark dancing and laughing together.
Later, Leah and Mark joined them in the booth. "You two had fun." commented Shea when she saw Mark's arm go around Leah's shoulders. Leah laughed and nodded while taking a corona.
After sitting there for a little while Shea started to get bored just sitting there. Between that and Mark looking between her and Leah with a sleazy look on his face every now and then, she got up and went to the dj booth. After saying a few words to him, she walked over to the bar and stood on it when 'Dirt Off Ya Shoulder/Lying From You' by Jay-Z and Linkin Park started blasting through the club. Grinning over at the table, she waved up to Shawn and Triple H, and started dancing. Seeing what she was doing and not wanting to be out done, Leah grabbed Lita's hand and drug her to the bar where the joined Shea. When the song was over the girls all got off the bar and headed back towards the table, but before they got there Shea headed towards the bathroom, pulling Lita with her. When they were finally inside, and the door swung shut, Shea said,
"I got a question I need to ask you."
"Please say it isn't that you're wondering if Mark is single." Lita said, wanting that to be the last thing she heard.
"HELL NO! That's so GROSS!" Shea yelled out, then realizing what she'd just done, lowered her voice, "I was wondering if you've noticed what's been going on at the table. And I don't mean the fact that Randy is going insane with jealousy."
"Oh so you're talking bout the way Mark keeps looking at you and Leah like you're a couple pieces of meat and he hasn't eaten in years?"
"Yup. That would be the topic."
"It's pissing you off huh?"
"Uh huh. I'm ready to grind the heel of my boot somewhere rather unpleasant."
"Well the bright side of that would be he'd have no use for the jock strap he needs to buy."
"Oh shit, you're right. I'll be right back." And turning on her heel, Shea went to leave the bathroom when Lita grabbed her arm.
"Hold on, it was a joke! If he keeps it up I'll help ya come up with a way to burn his ass."
"No need I've already got one. We can go back out there now." And with a sadistic grin on her face and walked out of the bathroom, Lita right behind her. As they got back to the table Shea slid in next to John and made sure she pressed close to her side, hoping that Mark would stop. When he didn't she got more irritated and with a low growl, she signaled Lita and both women got up, Shea grabbing John's hand and Lita grabbing Dave's, and heading over to the bar. Shea and John had already reached it when Lita and Dave were about halfway there.
"What's got her so pissed?" He asked, looking at Lita with an eyebrow raised.
"I'll give you one guess. He's blonde, young, and doesn't live with us." She answered.
"Oh so she saw the way he was looking at her and Leah?"
"Damn, that boy is really bad at hiding shit. Most guys I know don't pick up on that stuff unless its really obvious." By now they were at the bar and could hear John trying to calm Shea down. Nothing he was saying was making a change in her temperament though. Walking over to them Dave sat at the bar next to her and ordered her a shot of tequila. When she got it she downed it before chasing it with a lime.
"Feeling any better?" Dave asked, hoping it had calmed her nerves at least a little.
"Nope. But that's okay, pay backs a bitch. And believe me, he's got it coming to him. Do any of you know how long he's staying?"
"Yeah, tonight and tomorrow night." John answered. "Why?"
"Good, now the question is, who wants to help me nail his ass?"
"You know I'm in." Lita said, "I've been wanting to know what you got planned since we walked out of the bathroom."
"Us too. Whatever help you need we're in."
"Fine, I'm sure Randy will help, and Leah will too. When we get back to the house I'll need all of you in mine and Leah's room." After sitting there for a little while longer they went back over to the table to find that everyone was ready to go home for the night.
When they pulled up in front of the house, the last ones out were Mark, Leah, and Shea. They had almost reached the door when Mark stopped Leah and pulled her close. He was leaning in for a kiss, when Shea saw the horror on her best friend's face and hurried to get over to them. Just as their lips were about to touch she slipped her hand in between and pushing his face away from hers said,
"Sorry playboy, me and her gotta talk. You can try that some other time." And grabbing Leah's hand pulled her inside and up the stairs. Going into their room, Shea saw everyone waiting for them, Randy sitting there looking confused. Closing the door, she then ran to the bathroom and turned the hot water on before sticking her hand under it. When she came back out her hand was bright red.
"Can I ask you what the hell you did that for?" Randy asked, pointing to her hand.
"That worm's, sorry I know he's your friend and all but he's slime, lips touched MY HAND! And all to keep them from touching HER mouth!" She said the last part pointing to Leah. Not bothering to say anything about that, Leah looked around the room and asked,
"What are all of you doing in here?"
"I invited them. I'm planning a little something cuz the sleaze ball pissed me off tonight."
"That brings us to the question, What exactly do you have in mind for him?" Lita asked, she'd been wondering since it had been brought up.
"Well... I got to thinking bout that comment he made about me in a sleazy strip club and it gave me an idea. What if we dropped him off at a Male strip club? And I'm not talking bout no Chippendale's."
"He would totally flip a lid."
"That's what I thought. That's what we're doing."
"One problem. It's not like he wouldn't have a way back. All he'd have to do is call a cab." Randy said, thinking logically.
"See that's where you boy's come in. Tonight when he's asleep I need you to make sure that you get all his credit cards, cash, everything out of his wallet and hide it. The watch too... don't need him trying to trade it for a cab ride. Then in the morning me and Leah will tell him we have a surprise for him and that we need to take him somewhere blind folded."
"Do you really think he'll go for it?" John asked, looking a little skeptical.
"Trust me, he'll go for it. We'll take him inside, tell him he can take the blind fold off when someone taps him on the shoulder, pay some guy to give him a lap dance and get the hell outta there as fast as possible."
"Oh shit! That's gonna be hilarious. One question though, who's going to pick him up? I ain't being on the receiving end of his anger." Shrugging her shoulders, Shea said,
"I'm sure he'll find a way back." Looking at her in shock for a few seconds Leah and Lita fell back on the bed laughing so hard they both nearly fell on the floor. The men in the room just looked at each other and before Randy said,
"Remind me never to piss her off. Her mind is cruel." The other two just nodded in agreement.
The next morning came quickly, Leah and Shea woke up and got dressed in a simple pair of tight jeans and a couple of tank tops. They walked down the stairs to see Randy sitting at the kitchen counter sorting through his credit cards and money. Leah sat next to him and smiled.
"You've been busy." He smirked and handed her everything. She took it and put it in one of the kitchen draws for safe keeping. Leah nodded towards Shea so they went up to go wake up the lucky man.
He got up with an excited look thinking that he was getting a gift or something. Leah put the blind fold over his eyes and giggled,
"I'm sure you're gonna love this."
"If it includes you two…I'll love it." he smirked.
"Oh it does." Shea said with a smirk to match his. The two women took him downstairs and opened the front door. Shea lead him to the SUV while Leah was still in the house. She grabbed the car keys and said bye to Randy.
They drove down to a run down club that looked like a no tell motel. They opened the door and Leah lead him to a booth while Shea went up to one of the male strippers. She handed him some cash while Leah sat Mark down in the chair.
"I'll be right back…" she whispered in his ear. She then walked over to Shea and they hurried out of the joint and back to the car. When they reached their vehicle they couldn't hold it any longer but started cracking up.
"Wait…do you have a camera?" Leah asked Shea. She shrugged and looked around the car and found a disposable one and handed it to Leah. Leah got out of the car and went back in just in time to see Mark getting his very own lap dance from the male stripper. She took a couple of quick pictures and ran back to the SUV and told Shea to drive.
Back at the house, Leah and Shea were telling Randy what had just happened. All three laughed together. When everyone else woke up they heard the same story.
"I can't believe you pulled it off!" giggled Lita while sitting on the couch. Shea smiled triumphantly while Leah laughed.
"Thank god we did though. I don't think he's gonna be happy when he finds out his pieces of meat have pulled a rib on him." Leah said while letting another laugh go.
A lot later on, Mark came through the door with a very angry face. "I just got a ride from a man named Dr. Love…" He yelled while getting everyone's attention.
A/N: Hey guys. Tonight we're updating this story as a tribute to the great Eduardo Gory Guerrero. We've lost a great wrestler, father, icon, and man. We will miss him tremendously, but he will always live forever in our hearts. Viva La Raza!
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