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A lot later on, Mark came through the door with a very angry face. "I just got a ride from a man named Dr. Love…" He yelled while getting everyone's attention.
"You liked it huh?" Shea joked. He looked over at her and glared.
"I told you…you were going to love it!" Joined in Leah.
"Listen you little whores. You aren't even worth having a one night stand with."
"Wrong." Leah started in a sing song voice. "You are the one not worthy of our…power."
Mark huffed and walked to his guest room and slammed the door. They rest of the house mates started laughing.
Shea was out in the ring later that day training with Lita when Mark walked out and leaned on the apron, his arrogant attitude back in place. When he finally got their attention he said,
"Ya know I get why your friend didn't hook up with me, she was trying to make Randy jealous. But you, I don't understand why you would turn down something this good." He said pointing at her and then himself. Hearing this she stopped sparring with Lita and just stared at him for a minute. Then climbing out of the ring she stood right in front of him, and crossed her arms over her chest. Leah, who'd been watching from the side of the pool with Randy and Stacey got up and walked over, the other two with her, while everyone else came out from the kitchen. It was then that she decided to start in on him.
"You really want to know why I would turn you down? Fine, I'll tell ya. First off, you're not all that damn good. It's time to face the fact that you look like a boy band member on steroids. And not only that but really... have you never heard of a jock strap? I sure as hell don't want to see you in those wrestling briefs looking like you've got a permanent hard on. I seriously have to look away every time I watch you wrestle on tv. I don't know who's worse... you or Rene Dupree. So boy, next time you wanna come walking up to me all confident, make sure you have something to be confident about otherwise I'ma shoot you down like this again. And just so you know... ass clown is so not my type." Rolling back in the ring she left him and the others staring at her, all except for Leah who was sitting on the ground laughing her ass off.
Soon Lita was back in the ring with her and Shea had just thrown her into the ropes across from her and was about to run and clothesline her when Jindrak tripped her up, causing her to fall. Growling, she saw he was standing directly behind her, a stupid smirk plastered over his face. This sent her over the edge and she climbed out onto the apron and jumped on him, knocking him to the ground. Once she had him on his back she started her attack, saying in between punches,
"You... ass... next time... you... want... to interfere... you... better... pick the... victim... a helluva... lot... better." Realizing she wasn't going to stop landing punches to his face any time soon and that she already had him bleeding John and Triple H went to pull her off him. When they couldn't get her, Dave came over and finally got her away from him, but not before she got a kick to his ribs.
As Mark got up the all got a chance to see the damage she'd done. He had blood dripping from the corner of his mouth and nose, and his right eye was starting to swell as well as the left side of his jaw. By now, the guys had Shea inside, sitting at the table, along with Ric who had followed them in.
"What the hell possessed you to do that?" Hunter asked, looking at her in shock.
"Bastard had it coming to him. 'Nuff said right there." She answered, crossing her arms across her chest.
"You know if any of this gets back to McMahon you're-" Dave began, but was cut short by a new voice in the room.
"If any of what gets back to me?" All of them snapped their heads to the doorway, to see Vince McMahon standing there leaning on the frame. As she looked at him, Shea couldn't keep her mouth from dropping open.
"Vince! What are you doing here?" Ric said, sounding just as shocked as he looked, but trying to cover it up.
"I came to see how things were going. Now back to my question... If any of what gets back to me?" Knowing she'd have to explain it sooner or later, Shea said,
"I can explain... you see-" She didn't get any further than that when Mark walked in with Lita and Stacy, holding his face.
"What the hell happened to him?" McMahon asked, looking at Mark.
"She did." Stacy said, pointing over to Shea who then muttered back,
"Gee thanks for covering for me, Stace."
"Would you like to explain why you did this?" Vince asked, sounding highly agitated.
"Well let's see... he was an ass, called me a whore, was an even bigger ass, and then decided to interfere with my training. I finally had enough. Besides its not like it happened in the house... it was in the... well technically right outside the ring. And ya never said we couldn't fight with anyone not living in the house."
"Did anybody else see this happen?"
"We all did, Sir." John said, stepping up in her defense.
"Is this true?" When everyone nodded their heads, Vince looked over at Mark and said, "Well I guess you've learned not to piss her off haven't you?" When he didn't get an answer he prompted, "Well?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good, someone get him some ice for his face and help him get cleaned up. I see everything else is going fine here so I'm going to get out of here. Shea, let's try to keep this from happening again." And saying nothing else, he turned and left. When they all heard the door close, Shea hopped out of her chair and made sure he was really gone before looking at Mark and saying triumphantly,
"Ha bitch! He saw what I did to you and sided with me. I'm telling you now though... you're lucky they pulled me off you or it woulda been a whole lot worse. Oh and make sure that when you go back to SmackDown you don't tell them you were jumped at a club... cuz I'm sure we'll be making a visit soon and I will make sure everyone knows the truth." Then with a smug grin she left the room and called for Batista. When she heard his chain jingling as he came down the stairs she grabbed his leash and hooked it to his collar before yelling, "I'll be back later!" and walking out the front door.
Leah watched her friend leave the house with Batista. She turned to Triple H who was already getting into the ring and climbed on the apron.
"You ready for training?" He asked.
"When do I get to train with someone else?" she groaned.
"When you beat me so get your ass in here." She sighed and got into the ring. After grappling, Irish whipping and a few power slams. Trish ran by the ring yelling something about a spider which caused Triple H to look over at Trish running by. Leah took this as an opportunity to win the training session. She kneed him in the stomach and performed a perfect hurracanranna and flipped him to the ground. She then proceeded with a sleeper hold.
"Tap out Trip…unless you want to go beddy bye!" She said while using all her strength to keep him in the hold. Randy was now leaning on the apron watching his co-worker go to sleep. After a few more minuets Triple H tapped out and she quickly let go. She stood up in the ring with her arms in the air. Triple H slowly stood up and stared at her in shock.
"Rule number one, Never look away from your opponent." She recited to him. He rolled his eyes and climbed out of the ring leaving her in it. She looked down at Randy and smiled.
"That'll teach him to look down on me."
"Pretty hard not too…you're kinda short." He joked. She rolled her eyes and climbed out. She stood right next to him and said,
"Just for that…you're making me lunch." He smirked at her and shook his head. "I'm serious! Let's go…I'm hungry!" She pulled him in by his arm and into the kitchen.
He sighed and said, "What do you want?" She pretended to think about it and said,
"BLT's!" He laughed and started to prepare Leah's lunch.
It had been nearly two hours since Shea had left, and Leah was starting to wonder where she was. Going up to their room she checked to make sure she hadn't snuck back in, but when she didn't find her there she went back downstairs. Grabbing the phone she dialed Shea's cell phone number but hung up when she heard the 'Holidae In' ring tone it was set on play from the kitchen counter. It was then she decided to go out back where everyone was, the guys trying to fire up the grill and the girls watching them. Sliding the door open she stepped out and asked,
"Have any of you seen Shea?"
"No. She's not back yet?" Shawn asked, as he turned around and looked at her.
"No, and I can't call her cell cuz she left it here."
"We'll wait a little while and if she doesn't come back in a half hour then we'll go out and look for her... We'll give her some time to get back." Ric said. Nodding her agreement, Leah went and sat next to Lita in one of the patio chairs.
It was nearly twenty minutes later, Shea walked through the slider door, Batista following her. Looking up, Leah hopped out of her chair and asked loudly,
"Where the hell have you been?" Looking around and seeing that Mark wasn't around she collapsed into a chair and said,
"Believe me... I didn't plan on being gone that long. Do any of you realize just how huge this neighborhood is?" Laughing John asked,
"Did you get lost?"
"Yes!"
"Are you serious? I was just kidding when I asked that."
"I'm dead serious, and with all these huge ass gates its a little hard to ask anyone how to get back. I finally had to flag someone driving down the road down and ask for directions. They were nice enough to just give me a ride back. Lesson learned: Never go for a walk by yourself in this place, it might take two hours to get back." Shaking her head and holding her laughter back, Leah said,
"That or remember to take your cell phone with you." Glaring at her friend playfully, Shea leaned back in the chair and relaxed a little. Seeing the guys at the grill she sighed happily, knowing she was off the hook as far as cooking went for the night.
A/N: Okay, okay… so I know its been… months. But Dr. Love was soo worth it wasn't it? Lol. I loved writing that part. I swear I died when we worked on that part. But yeah… I'm not really sure I have anything else to say. Thanks to those who review. We really love you for it… seriously. So go on and review again. Please? I'm begging here. –grins- I swear I'm going to leave you alone now. Hope you enjoyed reading it and we really will try to update more often. Scouts honor. Alright… so ya got me there too… I was sooo never a girl scout. But whatever. Later!
Jess… The redheaded twin