A/N: I really don't have a lot to say about the inspiration of this chapter. Savannah gave it to me yesterday, and it's really good, but I couldn't tell you what her motives were. So just read and enjoy.

My review alert thing stopped working for some reason or another, so I'll start posting my review replies. Don't think I've started ignoring my wonderful readers! Just to warn you, my replies will be pretty vague. So if you don't remember what you said, the following replies won't make any sense to you.

Dragoneyes171986: Obnoxious little kids are the best, as long as someone else has to deal with them. ;-)

Padmedelacour: It's ok if you chuckled during this chapter. It's a humorous fic. Our goal is to make you chuckle!

KaylenxRainey: Yay! Glad you like it! Could you send me the link to your profile when you make your account? I wanna read your fics.

Rockyrelay: Yes, poor Obi hates his life, but we all love him anyway!

All right then. On with the show, uh, I mean chapter!

Master Evenstar

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Savvy's (it's a nickname, don't ask) Chapter

Dear Diary,

I'M GOING TO KILL THAT THING!!!!!! Do you know what he did today? DO YOU?!? I'll tell you.

Last night, I called Anne Marie!!! She said that she wanted to get back in touch, so we made plans to see each other soon!!!! I told her how much I love her and that I can't wait to… well, let's just say pick up where we left off.

This morning when I was taking the Thing to train with Master Yoda and the rest of the younglings, he told me that he heard every word of my conversation!!! And if that wasn't bad enough, he started RECITING THE WHOLE THING!!!!! Everyone that happened to be in the hall at the time (unfortunately including Master Yoda and Master Windu) saw it and stopped to point and laugh at me.

After the Thing's little performance ended, Masters Yoda and Windu asked me who Anne Marie was. I lied and told them she was my sister, which, as you can imagine, earned me some pretty weird looks from both of them. I told them that the Thing must have heard wrong. We left it at that because I ran off in the other direction.

When I got home, I put the Thing in his room and told him no TV or junk food for a week. This seemed to make him really made, because now he's running around yelling, "BENJIE LOVES ANNIE! BENJIE LUUUUUUUUUUURVS ANNIE!" I hate my life.

Obi Wan Kenobi