A/N: Thanksgiving is next week, so I decided to do a Thanksgiving special. I wrote this chapter a week ago so I could give the story back to Brynna, but I wanted to wait until closer to Thanksgiving to post it. So this week, I'll post 2 more chapters in the next couple of days.

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Master Evenstar

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My Chapter

Dear Diary,

Well, today's Thanksgiving. However, I don't feel very thankful. I don't care if it was "too easy". IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY!!!!

Anne Marie called about 2 days ago and asked what my plans were for Thanksgiving. I told her I'd just be at home arguing with the Thing (I used his proper name when I was talking to her) about whether we watch pod racing or Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving (it's an Earth cartoon, Diary. Don't ask) after eating microwave turkey TV dinners. She said she'd be in town for Thanksgiving, so I invited her over!

I got really excited and told the Thing to help clean the apartment so it would look somewhat presentable. He, of course, got all annoyed (he claims that the mess in his room is just his "own personal ecosystem") and asked why he had to. I told him that somebody very important was coming.

"Who is it? Your GIRLFRIEND?" he asked in a singsong voice.

"Yes," I admitted, which made him start rubbing his hands together and muttering to himself. If I had been thinking, I would have been worried that he was plotting something sinister, but I was too excited to notice.

Anne Marie showed up early this morning with an actual turkey that she had cooked so we wouldn't have to eat TV dinners. Wasn't that nice of her? I guess it was a bad move on my part to leave it within reach of the Creature from the Sand Lagoon.

Anne Marie and I curled up on the couch together and watched pod racing just like old times. After an hour or so, the Thing came in and politely suggested that we "hurry up and eat that turkey while we're still young."

We all gathered around the dining room table and were about to say a blessing (I've heard that's what people on Earth do before the Thanksgiving feast) when I heard this strange beeping sound coming from the turkey. It sounded dangerously like a

"Thermal detonator!" Anne Marie shouted. We all ducked under the table right as the turkey exploded. The walls were completely covered in pulverized turkey.

We all just kinda stood there in shock for a moment. Then the Thing started laughing hysterically. "I can't believe you" giggle "fell for it! That" laughter "was too easy! The thermal detonator in the turkey is" fits of laughter "the oldest trick in the book!"

Anne Marie stayed long enough to apologize for bringing the turkey and tell me it was nice seeing me again. She said she'd call me tomorrow if she got the chance.

I made the Thing clean all the turkey off the walls. He ended up eating it off the walls instead claiming it was the best turkey he'd ever had. Eww!

Pod racing's over, so now we're stuck watching, you guessed it, Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving. I hate my life.

Kenobi, Obi Wan Kenobi

A/N: In case this chapter was misleading, I love Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving!