Title: Not Again!! (One Shot)
Author: Sakura
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Summary: What are Clark and Lois really talking about? Clois
Genre: Humor/ Romance

Hope you enjoyed this little fan fiction it was something on my mind and I thought I'd write it up.

"Clarrrrrrk what the hell are you doing" replied a ruffled Lois well she sounded ruffled Jonathan thought.

"What does it look like I'm doing I'm correcting your mistake" replied a very irritated Clark. Jonathan didn't want to admit it but he had been listening in on there conversations for the past week it was mainly to make sure he won the bet that Clark and Lois would never get to gather in this life time, but Martha giving him the old a mother knows best look had him worried and he should have been because of the things he had been hearing this past week alone.

'That's all wrong you shouldn't put that there' or 'it doesn't work that way' had him speculating and once he heard lets get Chloe to help she is more experienced at this thing he thought he'd have enough and retire early for the day. Before he could move he heard a mumbled "I'm hungry" which sounded a lot like Lois God she must be hungry after all that. Some hurried foot steps and the opening of the barn door were he being so shocked at what he had been hearing and contemplating it that he hadn't realized he had to get out of the way. Now he was sat on his butt staring in shock at the two teenagers in front of him and once he had gathered his thoughts got himself of the ground and stared openly at the two people before him he decided to voice his thoughts before he spun around and shot straight back in the house which was.

"Martha's going to have a field day once she knows she won the bet blast that woman sometimes"

And to Clark and Lois

"I don't want to know"

Lois and Clark stared opened mouthed at the strange behavior Clark's dad just shown. Coming back to there senses Lois went back in doors to gather her things.

"Thanks Clark for helping me study math's I know I'm a real pain most of the time but I appreciate it" she told him with her famous smirk planted on her face and winked before heading to her car.

"Your welcome same time tomorrow" he shouted

"Yeh see you, Smallville" she shouted back

'Now' Clark thought 'lets see what the matter is with his father" all the while heading back to the house.

THE END