HI people who actually like this. Harry will appear eventually. Thanks for the reviews. And yes, if you understand this, you are insane, join the club. Also, to Vikki, to whom we always spell her name wrong, on purpose. Aren't we great? (Rhetorical question.) And to Tara, who can't spell Gnomey, who spells it Knomey. Oh Well. To Nikki, HI! To Sara, who will answer rhetorical questions. To all our 'rabid readers' (Yes, I know, Rida Skeeter) thank you for reading and reviewing! Even though weare all crazy, can you believe we're all honor students. SCARY!!!!!
I won't say anthing else…… On with the show… I mean fanfic.
Part 24
Sarah- I thought it was part 5?
Tara- who cares?
Sarah-Good point
Sara- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(goes on for 5 mines.)
Nikki- you can stop now.
Sara- NEVER
Vikki- Sara, shut up.
Sarah- Okay! Silenco
Tara-That's one of your favorite spells.
Sarah- Along with Avada Kadavra.
Tara- UMMMMM….nothing
Sara- (Flicks everyone off)
Sarah-(Vanishes Sara's middle finger)
Sara-(Freaks out and tries to curse Sarah but 'accidentally' makes herself grow antlers.)
Nikki- Cheese wiz is good.
Tara- Didn't we go over this already?
Sara- (gasps) WTF?
Tara- Sara?
Sara- Wha?
Tara- Watch your language.
Sara- Hell no!
Tara- Pointless!!!!!!
Sarah- CHEESE!?!?!
Nikki- (Starts laughing)
Vikki- (turns orange…again) WTF!?
Nikki- (laughter)
Tara- (believes herself not stupid enough to laugh. Grins instead.)
Sarah- Yes you are!
Tara- How'd you get into my mind? (remembers 4 year old self)
Sarah- I didn't need to know that.
Nikki- See what?
Sarah- Well…..
Tara- Don't you dare!
Sarah- What's up with the purple caterpillar? Is that your mind's body guard of something?
Tara- I attacked me!
Sara- What did?
Taa- THE CATTERPILLAR!
Nikki- (Turns blue from trying to hold in laughter)
Sara- (sings) Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue
Vikki- I'm still orange!
Sarah- caterpillar!
Tara- (crys)
Gnomey- (regrows in pain)
Tara- (sticks wand up its noes) EWWWWWWWWW Gnomey buggies.
Sara- I could alwas be worse. It could be raining.
CRACK (not the inhailable kind)
RAIN, THUNDER, AND LIGHTNING
Sarah- You idiot. I'm now wet and ARGGGGGGG (gets hit by lightning)
Tara- (Whips gnomey buggies on Sara's face and wand sparks)
Sara- AHHHHHHHHHH (gets hit by lightning)
Sara- HAHA it didn't fry my brain.
Sarah- Because theres nothing there to fry.
Nikki- Still green
Vikki- Still orange…wha rhymes with orange?
Tara- Didn't we go over that already?
Sara- Need a new subject!
Gnomey- OK… How old am I?
Sarah- Pratically prehistoric!
Sara- NO, that's you Sarah
Sarah- Oh, yeah huh.
Gnomey- I miss James, he had a nice butt.
All- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Gnomey- James Potter (sighs)
Tara- Fine, isn't that from my story?
Sarah- OK then.
Nikki- I'm lost.
Tara- Me too.
Vikki- Me three.
Tara- Me four.
Sara- Your already 2 you can't be 4.
Sarah- 2 times 2 is 4. Or is it 5?
Tara- NO, it's 9!!
Vikki- NO it equals 3.14….. (ect)
Nikki- (Sings Hannah Montana theme song)
Sara- (trys to sing. Fails miserabily)
Harry Potter- Why are you talking about my dad?
Sarah- Ummmm… DO you want us to ancwer that?
Nikki+Vikki-(stares)
Sara- Hey, where'd that gnome dude go?
Sarah- Who knows?
Tara- Who cares?
Sara- Good point. Why did he say James Middlebrook had a nice butt?
Sarah- Who knows?
Tara- I KNOW! I KNOW!
Nikki- Please share your knowledge.
Everyone besides Tara- (LAUGHS)
Tara- He said James Potter not Middlebrook.
Sarah- I tested a spell on im and his but disappeared.
SILENCE
THE END (you wish)