Part 6

Sarah- I thought it was part 25.

Tara- Who cares?

Sarah- Good Point.

Sara- (points at cheese) CHEESE!

Sara- Where'd the cheese come from?

Tara- Who cares?

Sarah- Good Point!

Harry- So, why were you talking about my dad's butt again?

Nikki- Cause it's sexy like yours!

SILENCE

Nikki- Did I say that out loud?

Everyone else- (nods)

Nikki- Sorry 'bout that.

Sara- Hey, where'd the cheese go?

Sarah- Quit with the cheese.

Nikki- I don't mind.

Sarah- Shut up!

Tara- CHEESE!

Sarah- SILENCIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else-(stares. Then starts talking)

Sarah- Hey, It didn't work!!!

Messenger Dude- I am here to deliver a message…..

Your wand minuets have expires, please visit your local Best Buy to buy more wand minuets.

Nikki- You have a pre-paid wand?

Sarah- Sure. They said these wands were the best!

Sara- They told you that to jip you. I didn't even think (if that's possible) that they sold pre-paid wands in the muggle world.

Nikki- Then where did she get those minuets?

Sarah- They gave them to me free. The wand itself was $1,000.00!!

All- (shakes head in disappointment.)

Sarah- Nikki has an owl…..wait, that's not a bad thing. (sings Hannah Montana)

Nikki- THAT'S MY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sara- (eats cheese)

Tara- Hey I wanted that!

Sara- You snooze, ya loose.

Nikki- she's right ya know.

Tara- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sarah- Stop crying, it's annoying. I don't even know who Hannah Montana is.

Tara- confuzzled.

Harry, GOD, who are you people?

(theme music comes on)…..

All (besides Harry) - We're the goofy loopy people la, la, la, la, la

We're the goofy loopy people la, la, la, la, la

We are….. Vikki+Nikki aka Lary & Lary

Tara + Sara F.

Sarah 1 + Sarah 2 (evil and nice)

We're the goofy loopy people la, la, la, la, la

HEY

Harry- I don't wanna know.

All- Yup.

Tara- I want a pre-paid wand to wave in Sarah's face!

Sarah- That evil thing doesn't work out for you.

Tara- Oh, well. Just thought I'd try.

Sara- Buy me cheese!

Nikki- Stop talking about cheese

Vikki- I like cheese.

Harry- (shakes head sadly) You all need a trip to St. Mungos.

Sarah- Been there; done that.

Nikki- We were stuck in a box with a dead guy, but he grew back.

Vikki- Then we got stuck in a white room.

Sara- Then we ended up here talking about your dad's butt.

Tara- We need to stop talking about peoples butts.

Sarah- But Draco's butt is purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

Harry- You like Malfoy?...

Sarah- He's much sexier then you. Sexy Beast.

Tara- Sarah's a Slytherin.

Harry- Enough said.

Sarah- He's to sexy for his……

Nikki- SHUT UP!!!

Sara- shirt. Too sexy for his shirt.

Vikki- You don't like Malfoy do you?

Sara- No, I just wanted to be included

SILENCE

Tara- Like usual.

N+V- Fred and George are sexy too!

Sara- Haven't decided if Snape of Filch is sexier.

SILENCE

Vikki- Lupin has a sexy stache.

SILENCE

Sara- Definitely Filtch, Snape's too greasy.

Tara- You disgust me.

Harry- Snape is too greasy.

Tara- Oh, NO. You too. I think I'm going to be sick.

Harry- No, I have Ginny.

Gnomey- You have James's nice butt.

Harry- GROSS!!