The Dark Lord Who Came To Breakfast

Rune Alchemist Kaori

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

A/N: Ok, I decided to add to it. Hopefully it doesn't suck, since I wrote the first part so long ago.

Warning: Yaoi (boyxboy) references in this chapter and more possibly to come.

Chapter 2

Draco Malfoy woke up around noon after a horrible morning with You-Know-Who. By now he had completely forgotten about what had happened. Sleepily he walked to the bathroom, still in his silk boxers. The door to the bathroom was closed. He leaned against the wall and waited... and waited... and waited. The blond ground his teeth in annoyance. Who was in there that was taking so damn long?! That was when the door opened.

"It's about time!" Draco said, "You've been in there for..."

The youngest Malfoy froze completely in terror as the chilling figure walked out. How could he have forgotten. Life was out to get him wasn't it. He was finished more than likely. You weren't allowed to talk to You-Know-Who like that! He was so scared that the Dark Lord would just curse him and toss him aside that his knees almost began to shake.

"Get out of the way brat," the Dark Lord said, pushing Draco down the stairs, to which he tumbled head over heels several times. He landed at the bottom with a thud. Why did the Dark Lord have to be here. It was just stupid. He was supposed to be this horrifyingly frightening being and he had just been in his bathroom! Draco wiped blood from his mouth since he had bashed his mouth on one of the steps.

"Draco you completely forgot didn't you?" Narcissa asked her son, she looking immaculate as ever.

"Hey, you don't wake up expecting You-Know-Who to be in your bathroom," Draco muttered, "I didn't think he ever used the.."

"He's still human, as amazing as that may seem, which means he still needs food and he still needs to use the bathroom Draco now go clean up and get some clothes on," Narcissa said, looking angrily at her child. She wasn't really. She was just scared. Draco had to remember to behave... If the Dark Lord took the life of her only son, she wasn't sure what she'd do.

Draco pouted angrily, the whole thing was stupid. Didn't You-Know-Who have some sort of evil lair where he hung out. Why the hell was he here in Malfoy Manor?! The blond went back up to his room and cleaned up. Magic was so wonderful for clearing up cuts and bruises.

As he went downstairs for tea he was greeted in the parlor by You-Know-Who. He looked helplessly towards his parents but they didn't do anything. It was strange how when someone so terrifying was in your midst, care for one another didn't seem to matter. At least, not to a pure-blood Slytherin bred family.

"I've heard some interesting stories about you Draco Malfoy," the Dark Lord hissed out. His mother mouthed the word "kneel" to her son, to which the blond quickly obeyed, kneeling down on the floor. He didn't say anything in return, it wasn't a question and not necessarily an accusation there was no need to turn it into one.

"Those stories," the Dark Lord continued, "Involve you and Harry Potter... sneaking off together."(A/N: I couldn't resist. -snicker- Voldie got on and read HPxDM stories! XD)

"WHAT?!" Draco suddenly exploded. Where on earth had You-Know-Who heard such utter nonsense. He'd rather get hit with the Cruciatus than to be sneaking off with Harry Potter and doing... things. This was stupid, what the Dark Lord trying to accomplish?

End Chapter 2

A/N: This whole thing might turn into a drama for HPxDM but I haven't decided yet. If it does it'll have very short chapters (obviously) If you'd like that tell me. I'm not precisely sure how to keep the story going without involving Harry in some way. Ideas are welcome! Review please!