Me: Well, the votes are in, and the winner is...

Shuichi: I VOTE FOR YUKI! (wearin a "Vote 4 Yuki" T-shirt)

Yuki: Ya, well, I vote for me, too

Shuichi: B..but, YYYUUUKIII! (sobs) YOUR SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR MEEEEE

Yuki: Says who?

Shuichi: Thats just the way lovers are supposed to do it!

Yuki: Well, not how I do it

Me: Well, since Yuki and Shuichi both voted for Yuki...We have a TIE!

Shuichi: YAY! TIE TIE TIE!

Yuki: But I'm so much hotter, i mean look at the eyes, this skin, my face, my body...

Me: Oh...I am...(drools)

Shuichi: Uh...Yuki, um, want to go into the closet with me? (horney)

Yuki: For what? (acts all stupid even though he knows)

Shuichi: Just...COMMON! (drags yuki into closet)

Me: (Covers up my virgin little ears)

Me: Any day now...

Shuichi and Yuki: Moans...

Me: OH! I got a new contest! Which couple is the best!

Shuichi: (comes bursting out of closet butt naked) OHHH! YA! SINCE ME AND YUKI TIED! WOOHOO!

Me: Ok, then, whats another couple...I'll do...Tohma and Mika against Shuichi and Yuki. I 110 vote for ShuXYuki... Well, everybody vote, and we'll see who wins! (Shuichi and Yuki...)