Me: OK! THE VOTES ARE IN! I THINK THAT THIS ONE WAS RATHER EASY...
Tohma: ME AND YUKI!
Shuichi: WHAT! YUUKKI! WAAHHH!(runs into closet and locks door(A/N idk how the closet has a lock...))
Me: TOHMA! You didn't have to make Shuichi cry! I already hate you enough! Do you know how long I've been planning the destruction of you! Yuki loves SHUICHI, not you, you cold hearted bastard!
Yuki: (notices Shuichi crying in the closet) (turns to glare at Tohma) WHAT DID YOU DO!
Tohma: WHAT! WHY BLAME IT ON ME!
Me: 'CAUSE WE ALL HATE YOU! NOW GO AWAY!
Tohma: How can I go away if me and Yuki one the couple award?
Me: (does something shes always wanted to do. Kicks Tohma in the balls. Suprised to find nothing there)
Tohma:(unnaffected)
Me: SEE! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY BALLS!
Yuki: Ya he does, they're just smaller than a hampsters
Tohma: HEY! IT WAS A BIRTH DEFFECT!
Me: (burst out in laughter) OH YA, FORGOT TO SAY THE WINNERS! Tohma, you can leave now. It's not you and Yuki... it's...SHUICHI AND YUKIII!
Tohma: BUT...BUT! I LOVE YUKI!
Shuichi:(spontaniously jumps out of closet) AND I LOVE HIM MORE!
Yuki: (wraps arms around Shuichi(like in episode one) protectivley) AND I HATE TOHMA! AND LOVE SHUICHI!
Me: wow, Yuki, how uncharacteristic of you, but, all in all, HAPPY ENDING! HAHA, SCREW YOU TOHMA, BECAUSE YOU CANT SCREW, YOUR BALLS ARE TO SMALL!
Tohma: I SAID IT WAS A BIRTH DEFECT!
Shuichi: How does Mika feel about this?
Mika: Not so good...
Me: WOA! Where'd you come from?
Mika: (gone with Tohma)
Me: O.O Did anyone else see that?
Shuichi and Yuki: (Going at it again)
Me: well, they're a happy couple... NEXT COMPETITION! YUKI AND SHUICHI, OR RYUICHI AND TATSUHA?
Tatsuha: OH MY GOSH, YOU JUST CALLED US A COUPLE! (dies)
Ryuichi: (cutely pokes Tatsuha) Tats-chan, nanoda, wakie wakie
Tatsuha: (still dead)
Ryuichi: TATSUHA! WAAHHHH! WAKE UP! I MISS YOUUU!
Me: I got an idea, here say...(whispers something in Ryuichi's ear)
Ryuichi: OK, NANODA! (smiles cutely) Tatsuhaaa...Wakie wakie, lets go and have dirty hot sex in the car...
Tatsuha: (eyes bolt open) LETS GO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! COMMON! (dragging Ryuichi out the door)