Me: OHDANG! ITS A TIE! should we do it again? idk, i could just say my vote, and the tie would be un-done, but i REALLY dont know!
Shuichi: (cough) ME AND YUKI! (cough)
Me: You really gotta do something about that cough, Shuichi!
Yuki: Oh ya? Well, i vote for me and Shuichi!
Shuichi: (gasp) YUKI! Thats so sweet!
Tatsuha: WELL, I VOTE FOR ME AND RYU!
Me: Shit, were back to a tie!
Noriko: I vote for Ryu and Tats!
Me: TATSUHA AND RYUICHI WI-
Hiro: I VOTE FOR SHUICHI AND YUKI!
Me: ITS A TIE AGAIN!
Suguru: (ehem) I...ano...vote for Shindou-san and Yuki-sensei
Me: SHUICHI AND YUKI WIN!
Tatsuha: HEY! NO FAIR! WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM, ANYWAYS!
Me: (looks around quizicaly, noticing the whole Gravitation cast there) Hm, i hadnn't noticed...
Yuki: You never notice anything, Baka!
Shuichi: (sniffle) Y...YUKI! I THOUGHT I WAS YOU BAKA!
Me: Gosh, Yuki, you're such a bastard! Ye, i AM flattered, but HELLO! Shuichi is RIGHT here!
Yuki: (loss for words)
Me:...
Shu: ...
Noriko:...
Hiro:...
Suguru: ...
Tohma:...
Me:...
Me: HEY! TOHMA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE! GO HOME AND GET YOUR BALLS ENLARGED!
Tohma: ITS WAS A BIRTHDEFECT!
Me: (cough) no balls (cough)
Tohma: (runs away with pride lost)
Me: YAY! THE NOT-SO-GREAT TOHMA DEFEATED AGAIN!
Shuichi: YAY!
Me: (ehem) Now that we have that settled, next contest! Which is better, Nittle Grasper, OOORRRR ASK?
Shuichi: Thats so easy! NITTLE GRASPER!
Taki: No, ASK
Shuichi: (jumps at the sound of Takis voice) HEY! WE HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER!
Taki: (scoots away 5 feet) Yes, but only for 6 feet! SO, HA!
Shuichi: HAHA! YOU CANT RAPE ME FROM OVER THERE!
Me: Taki! GET OUT OF HERE, NOWWWWW!
Taki: Crap, forgot about the restraining order with you, too, butthat ones a mile...
Me: YES, SO LEAVE!
Shuichi: What did he do to you! Cant be worse than what he did to me!
Me: Yes it can! MUCH worse!
Shuichi: Soooo, what'd he do!
Me: Well, it all started 2 years ago...
Shuichi: (starts to drool over my looonnnggg and pointless story)
Me: And all I wanted was that betty wetty doll, and it was POORING down hard, but, yet, i still wanted that betty wetty doll
Shuichi: (drools)
Me: So, i drove there, and, like I said, it was pooring down hard, and pitch black outside...(goes on with pointless story)
Shuichi: You know what? I dont want to know anymore...
Me: But I was almost done! Ill just say it REAL quick, ok? ok! soooo...hehadrobbedmyhouseandstole$60kdiamondearringsthathadbeenpassedsownin myfamilyforgenerations! THERE!
Shuichi: WHAT THE HELL DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE BETTY WETTY DOLL!
Me: Oh, nothing, I was just deppressed that I didn't get it...(sniffle)
Shuichi: (dies)
Me: Well, If you actualy read all of that pointless junk, i feel bad and pity you, because i started to read it over, and fell asleep...lol! WELL, DONT FORGET THE CONTEST!
A/N: I am starting an R/P on livejournal, for Gravitation. If anyone would like to join, private message me, and ill give you the link! thanks, ja!