Ok, no flames!

Draco lay in the hospital bed, tears rolling down his cheeks. Harry was filling out paperwork, and the nurses had informed him that he was going into premature labor.
They could'nt stop it, it was way too late. Harry had carried Draco with much difficulty up the steps, and the nurse had took it from there. The fertility potion that he had took allowed a vagina to grow where the penis usually was. He sighed... it was going to be a long night.

" Push, honey, Push!" " I swear Harry, if you ever come near me..."

" Come on, honey, only six more.." " I want PAIN POTION!"

" One more! One more!" " I'm going to kill you!

Draco flopped his head down on the pillow. He had just given birth to nine babies.
There had been mistakes on the ultrasound, however. He sighed, and just took Harry in his arms, and both of them wept for joy the whole night.

Ok, hello to: Peter, Olivia, Wendolyn, Edward, Tory, Holly, Carey, Micheal, and Samantha!