Lincoln and his Crazy Girls

Disclaimer: I do not own 'The Loud House' or any other property in this work that i did not make myself.

A story by coldwarnick

Hey guys and girls it's me again your favorite author! so this story is gonna be a collection of dark romance stories, so i'm giving you all a warning, some of these stories will be dark, but not all of them will be super dark, oh and if any of you have a girl in mind let me know! i will be glad to take requests but i can't promise i can do them right away, but i won't do any loudcest stories, anyways lest get to the first story!

Coming Home Drunk

Lincoln x Ronnie Anne

Ronnie Anne was not happy right now...no that would be a bit of a understatement, she was downright furious right now! she had been waiting for three hours for her boyfriend to come home, now ronnie knew that she could be a bit...possessive at times, but lincoln hadn't been answering any of her phone calls, oh when he got home she was gonna rip him a new one! and just when she thought that, she heard the door to her apartment open up, and she made a b-line to the main hallway, "LINCOLN LOUD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK!" but her yelling was interrupted by a very strong hug by the man she was yelling at, "R-ronnie! i *Hic* i missed you so m-much babe!" lincoln yelled out loud, with a big (Handsome) stupid smile on his face, "H-HEY STOP HUGGING ME! I'M TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW! *Sniff Sniff" are...are you drunk?" ronnie asked after taking a couple of sniffs from him...and there was something else she could smell too, but before she could ask lincoln about it, he let go of her, but he had to put a hand on the wall so he didn't fall down, "M-maybe a little bit *Hic* after work our boss took us all out to drink! something about it being a good year or something i can't remember, i was gonna call you...but i kept forgetting it for some reason" lincoln told her with a tipsy voice, and ronnie had to let out a angry sigh, he was making it hard for her to stay mad at him right now, she knew lincoln was not very good at saying no sometimes...and he was a lightweight too, so his story made sense...but what was that other smell...wait did he say everybody from his work went out drinking, "Lincoln...was cristina there too?" ronnie asked him, her anger beginning to rise once more, "Y-yeah *Hic* she was...why?" he asked confused.

But lincoln in his drunken state didn't know what he had released, before he could even react ronnie smashed him up against the wall, "R-ronnie w-what are you doing!?" he yelled in shock, but that didn't stop her, "Perra better not have touched what's mine..." ronnie talked to herself as she began to take off his coat, and that is when she saw it, a kiss mark on his shirt collar, and for a moment lincoln couldn't understand why it got so cold all of sudden, "That little slut!" she yelled with a voice full of fury, lincoln could feel her hands shaking, and in his drunken state thought she was freezing, so he pulled her into a another hug, "Are you *hic* are you okay hon?" he asked her, but when he didn't hear her say anything back, he pulled back a little so he could look at her, and when he saw the dark look in her eye, he knew even in his drunken state that he needed to be real careful with his next choice of words, "Lincoln...why do you have a kiss mark on your shirt...that i gave you?" she asked him with a tone that promised pain if he gave her the wrong answer, but he had a small problem...he didn't know what she was talking about, did he have a kiss mark on his shirt? "W-what are you talking about? what kiss mark?" he asked her, his voice telling her that he was really confused, making it once again really hard for her to stay mad at him, ronnie took a long deep breath to calm herself down again, she knew lincoln would never cheat on her...but she still wanted a explanation for that filthy mark on his shirt, she had a slight idea who it was...but she had to be sure before she took action, so letting out a sigh she pulled his shirt collar a little so he could look down and see it.

"This is what i'm talking about? now do you care to explain who gave it to you?" she asked him with a very cold tone, lincoln closed his eyes, trying really hard to remember where he could have gotten it from, and then it struck him on how he could have gotten it, "I think i know who it's from, it must be from cristina when i *hic* pretended to be her boyfriend..." lincoln said out loud without thinking, "YOU WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" ronnie yelled at him, grabbing him by the shoulders and pushing him against the wall once more...very hard, "Le-let me finish babe! there was a really creepy guy at the bar who kept on trying to hit on her, so she asked me for help, so i pretended to be her boyfriend, but i just put my arm around her until the creepy guy left the bar that's all! but now that i think about it she got kinda weird after that, she stuck very close to me until the bar closed for the night, never letting go for a moment, and when everybody decided to go home for the night, cristina tried to get me to come over to her place... i think she wanted to drink some wine and to watch a fun movie or something, but i told her i couldn't, i had to go home to you...i didn't want to worry you...and i really missed you" lincoln said with a drunk smile on his face, and ronnie didn't know what to feel, on the one hand she was downright FURIOUS! on the other hand lincoln was being so cute that he was making it hard for her to stay mad...but her thinking was put on hold when she felt something hard hitting her, slowly looking down she saw what it was...it was his sword, looking back up she saw lincoln looking at her with lustful eyes, "Y-you are so *hic* hot you know that right? you are the most beautiful woman in the whole world and i just can't help myself" he said with a husky voice, and that is when he attacked her neck, kissing and biting, and ronnie couldn't hold back her moaning from his attack, if she didn't stop him soon...she wouldn't be able to stop herself, but when she smelled that horrible smell...the smell of a other female, it snapped her back from her horney mood, and with her mind under control again, she pushed lincoln off her, making him fall down on his butt.

"You stink! you need to take bath" she said with a heavy voice, not taking her eyes of his nice looking sword, so she didn't see the hurt look in lincoln's eyes, "Hey! *hic* that hurt you know! my poor butt..." lincoln said with a child like tone, but he didn't see the dark and lustful look ronnie was giving him, slowly standing up again, lincoln lifted up his arm and took a deep sniff, and it only took a second for him to pull away quickly, she was right he did stink! so without thinking lincoln started to take off all his clothes until he was butt naked in the hallway, "your are *hic* r-right! i will go and take bath hon" he said with the same (handsome) dumb smile that he gave her when he came home, but before he could leave the main hallway ronnie grabbed him from behide and hugged him...tight, "E-ehm babe you said i stink...why a-are you hugging me?" he asked her, but she didn't say anything back for a few minutes, and he was just about to ask her what was wrong, but she cut him off, "You will use MY shower gel and shampoo...got it?" she told him in a very cold tone, and lincoln had to take a deep gulp in fear, "I d-don't mind, b-but can i ask you why i have to?" lincoln very carefully asked her, and once again she didn't answer him right away, but when she did lincoln knew to not go against her wishes, "Because i want my smell on you" she said with a eerie voice, lincoln took another gulp and nodded his head slowly, when ronnie was sure that lincoln understond his orders she let him go, and so lincoln once again went on his journey to the bathroom, and when ronnie was sure that he was out from earshot she let out a angry sigh.

Ronnie slowly looked down at lincoln's bundle of clothes on the floor, specifically his shirt...the shirt that she gave him, she slowly bent down and picked it up, looking it over until she saw that filthy mark again, and for a while she just stared at it, until she let out a scream and tore it apart, an for a couple of seconds all that could be heard in the hallway was her angry heavy breathing, when she was finally done she took three calming breaths, looking down at the now destroyed shirt, "It's a shame...i did like this shirt" she whispered to herself, but she wasn't done, "Oh, cuando le ponga las manos encima, le romperé la bonita nariz" she said out loud, "El es mio... solo mio, ahora y para siempre" ronnie said as she dropped the now destroyed shirt, she always started to speak spanish when she was REALLY angry, but that is when she saw it, his phone was laying on top of his pants, but it was not the phone she cared about, it was the text that lid up it's screen, it was from that women, she picked it up and held it firmly in her hand, and then she started to read through their texts.

*cristina* hey lincoln! thank you so much again for helping me with that guy! i still wish you would have come with me home, but there is always next time~

Oh ronnie was feeling her anger rise again, but then she got a idea...one she wouldn't tell lincoln...her idea was to read through all their texts.

*cristina* her lincoln are you doing anything next week? *lincoln* nothing why? *cristina* wellll do you want to come over for dinner? so we could talk over the next year plan for our department of course! *lincoln* sorry i can't, i'm planning to make a special dinner for ronnie! *cristina* oh...okay i hope you two have a nice dinner.

Ronnie was growing more and more angry, but at the same time a part of her was really happy, because through all the texts lincoln always said no, okay ronnie knew that lincoln was loyal...and he belong to her and only her, but she now knew she had to take care of cristina, "It looks like i have a cat to declaw..." she said out loud, her voice cold as ice, but she was pulled out from her bad mood when she heard the water running, and that lustful feeling came back...hard, she put lincoln's phone away and slowly made her way through her apartment, dropping pieces of clothing until she stood naked in front of the bathroom door, she slowly pushed the door open, and she saw him in all his naked glory, and she had to let out a predatory grin, he hadn't see her...she slowly sneaked up to the bathtub, lincoln had forgotten to close the curtains so she could see it all, and she was liking what she was seeing, and before lincoln could realize it she had sat down in the bathtub with him, "hey there handsome~" she whispered out to him, and when she saw him open his eyes and look all over her, she felt a warm feeling inside, "H-hey beautiful" he said back, his lustful eyes meeting her own lustful eyes, and that is when she got a really good idea, she used her foot to play with his amazing sword, and when he started moaning she had to let out a perverted smile.

"You know babe i love you so much" ronnie said as she kept playing with his sword using her feet, and the only thing she got back in response was a small"I l-love you m-more!" from him, "Hmmm...nooo i think i love you more linky~" she said with a possessive tone, "You know lincoln...i'm so grateful you are mine linky, i knew from the day i saw you that you were the one for me, that you were mine" she told him with a loving voice, and thanks to lincoln being drunk he couldn't hear the dark undertone in her voice, and after a few minutes of her rubbing his sword with her feet, she stopped and pulled her feet away from him, and lincoln moan out in disappointment from the loss of touch, but he wouldn't be for long because ronnie had moved over to him and now sat on his lap, "Linky when are we getting married? because if you don't ask me soon, then i will ask you~" she said to him in a tone that told him that she was not joking around, but what she didn't know was that lincoln had a ring ready and he was gonna ask her soon...but she couldn't know that right now, his plan was still not ready! but the look she was giving him told him he had to answer her, "S-soon" was all he said, she give him a odd look for a couple of seconds until she lean into him, "i'm gonna hold you onto that, because i'm never letting you go, you are stuck with me forever linky" she whispered into his ear and started to lick him all over, and lincoln knew one thing...

He was not gonna get alot of sleep tonight.

Scene Change

Ronnie smiled as she played with lincoln's hair as he was sleeping, after their lovemaking last night lincoln fell asleep right away, and she had to giggle from the memory, she was gonna have to order pizza later, she knew lincoln was gonna have a hard day today, he always had a hard day after drinking, her plan today was gonna be to cuddle with lincoln all day...and maybe play some games and eat pizza...but first she had a cat to declaw, so slowly she got up from the bed, but before she left she gave him a little kiss, she got dressed in complete black, and then she grabbed her brass knuckles, when she was completely sure she was ready for what she was about to do, she slowly gave herself a nod, "I'm ready..." she said to herself, grabbing lincoln's phone she send a text to the kitty cat.

*Ronnie/Lincoln* Hey cristina it's me lincoln! do you want to meet up at the red light district? just you and me~

Now all ronnie had to do was wait...but she didn't have to wait for long.

*Cristina* Wait really? yeah no for sure! i will get ready right now, dose 10 minutes sound okay?

Ronnie could feel her angry rise once again, oh she was so ready for this!

*Ronnie/Lincoln* Yeah that sounds great! i can't wait to see you~

And when ronnie was sure that cristina saw the texts, she started to delete the texts to make sure no one would know what she was about to do, putting his phone back in place, she gave the sleeping lincoln another small kiss before she made her way out from their bedroom and into the main hallway, opening the door and leaving her apartment, closing the door behide her, she let out a dark giggle, "Time to take care of the kitty cat" she said out loud with a bit too happy voice.

End

I hope you all liked this oneshot, anyways i hope you all have a great day!