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Dear Diary,

Enrty 2

Dear diary, Today...

Oh wait. That's a header. Anyways, Sorry I haven't written in you for a while.

I was watching a documentary on sharks today, and everyone knows that sharks don't like jelly that much, so I felt safe knowing I wouldn't be eaten! Then the tv told me that sharks DO eat jelly ever since they became vegitarians. When did this happen? So what if I've been living under a rock? The monthly payment is so much cheaper than an apartment with a bathroom and bedroom! I don't need those luxuaries, I'm a simple jelly!

I watched as the sharks talked about their days and ate my brothers and sisters. That was when I realized that I have a twin sister! I decided to send her a letter to see how she was doing. I hope I get a responce soon, I'm really looking forward to it! Um... That's it? Oh, yeah! A poem!

Jelly for the shark

Vegitarian is shark

Please do not eat me

"nu" yay!


Now you guys know I'm continuing! Sorry for any bad spelling, I didn't have time to look over it! --;