I'mback! Yaaaaay! I don't ownthe teen titans, or Billie Joe.Or anything else...I don't thinkI own anything atall.Heres the phrase thingy! Wellit's a thought...Dose it matter?
"I can hear something move around. Wait, My haed it on a pillow, how can I hear something? It sounded like a snake. A pillow snake? Weird... Do you think it can hear me talking about it? I don't know. Hello pillow snake! How are you? Fine! Don't talk back to me see if I care! I hate you!"- me last night...I had a hard time sleeping, ok!
"I would like to give this awarded to the one and only, Robin!" Billie Joe said clapping. Robin walked on to the stage.
"Thank you all! I would like to give a special thank you to my team mates, for helping me kill him!" Robin said referring to Slade. Everyone was so happy and excited he jumped into the audiences, tostarta mosh pit.But, he fell flat on his face. Right when he did, he woke up.
"Awwwwwwww! It was just a dream." CRASH!
"What was what?" Robin ran out of his room to find a big mess in the kitchen.
"What in the hell happened!" Robin demanded. Everyone and everything ( accept Robin ) looked like they got rolled in the garbage, repeatedly. Cyborg was covered in random stuff, Starfire was, too. Raven was soaked to the bone. So was Beastboy.
"Well, it started when I asked Raven to hand me a waffle….
Flash back
"Yo, Raven hand me a waffle." Cyborg said. Raven used her powers to open the freezer door and got out a waffle.
"There." Raven said with her eyes closed.
"Thanks." Cyborg took the waffle, and then dropped it.
"Oooowww!" Beastboy yelled as the waffle bounced off his head, and on to the floor.
"Yo, man! 5 second rule!" Cyborg yelled getting inpatient.
"1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi." Beastboy then picked up the waffle. (Too many i's!)
"Man, what was that for!" Cyborg yelled.
"Dude! Your stupid waffle hit me in the head!"
" Don't yell at her! She's so little." Cyborg tried to reason with him, but, Beastboy got an evil look on his face. He ripped the waffle in half, and then ate it.
"That's been on the floor." Raven said.
"Stay out of this, Raven!" Beastboy yelled with a mouth open.
"You know, it's rode to talk with your mouth's full." Raven glared at him.
"See food!" Beastboy stuck all the food out of his mouth.
"Sigh " Raven used her powers to his seal lips together. Beastboy got mad, and threw the waffle syrup bottle at her.
"Hey!" Raven threw it back. Beastboy threw, it again. Raven put up a little bearer. The bottle bounced off of the bearer, and hit BB, he few back and hit Cyborg. Beastboy got very mad. He was about to throw it again, but, he squeezed it too hard and to rushed out of the bottle and on to Cyborg.
"Man, what areyou doing!" Cyborg yelled as he throw BB off of him.
"It's all Raven's fault!" Beastboy yelled as he helped Cyborg up.
"Why are you always blaming me?" Raven asked as she put her little bearer down.
"It's Starfire's fault!" Beastboy yelled.
"What did I do?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah, stop blaming everybody." Raven said standing up.
"Make me!"
"Fine." Raven took the inside water hoes and sprayed Beastboy.
"Aaaahhhh!" Beastboy turned into a cat and jumped on Raven, which caused her to fall into the sink. ( She was standing on the counter.)He turned on the water and got Raven wet.She took the hoes back and sprayed Beastboy again.
They started to fight. Cyborg just laughed his head off.
"Friend, why are you laughing?" Starfire asked.
"Because it's funny! Come on, it's fun!"
"Ha……Um… Ha ha..Hahaha..Hahaha..Hahahahahah. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"That's right. Keep it up!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" Starfire was now laughing her head off.
"Are they laughing at us, or that Cyborg has waffle syrup on him?" BB stopped to ask.
"No shit Sherlock." Raven replied.
"Which one is it! And when did you start saying bad wards?" Beastboy scratched his head.
"Why would Cyborg laugh at the fact that he has syrup all over himself?" Raven hit BB on the head.
"I was ju—" Beastboy was interrupted by Starfire's laughing.
"How can Robin sleep through all of this?" Raven asked.
"Stop laughing at us!" BB demanded.
"Why should we?" Cyborg asked wiping a tear away from his eye.
"Or I'll dump ice cream on your head!" Beastboy yelled
"Yeah right, like you could!And I know Raven wouldn't do it." Cyborg started to laugh again.
"Why wouldn't I?" Raven asked getting mad.
"Because, you wouldn't do such a childish thing."
Raven used her powers to open the freezer door and take out some ice cream, and dump it all over Cyborg's head.
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" Both BB and Starfirestartedlaughing.
"Yo, Starfire, why are you laughing at me? It's them you should be laughing at." Cyborg pointed at Raven and BB.
"Just like you said, its fun! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" Starfire couldn't stop even if she wanted to.
"Laugh at this!" Cyborg's childish behavior took over and he hurled some ice cream in her face.
"What are you doing? That's Starfire!" Beastboy yelled.
"Will you please shut up?" Raven looked at him.
"You know, you talk big but, you can't do anything to me. I mean, did you even try to beat me?" Beastboy told her.
"Okay, you know I was going easy on you, right?" She said as she pushed his face away.
"Just as I thought, I was right." Before Raven could react someone almost hit her with the May-o. While Raven and BB had there little talk, Cyborg and Starfire was having one of the worse food fights the T tower has ever seen.
"Haha! You almost got hit with may-o!" Beastboy laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Raven got the hoes and sprayed him. ( Again ) And then that started, what was like WW3. ( 4 all you stupid people out there, it means WAR WAR 3.)
End of flash back.
"Look man, we don't know who broke the window but, someone did." Cy said fishing up his story.
"Cough Raven cough " Raven just glared at Beastboy. Robin did not look pleased.
"Okay you made a big-o-mass in the kitchen just because of a stupid WAFFLE?" Robin yelled as he waved his arms up and down.
"Yes." Beastboy said stupidly. Robin picked Beastboy and said:
"Now if you're going to act like 5 year olds you're going to be treated like one."
"What? Are you going to shank me? Ha!" Beastboy laughed.
"No, am going to put all of you guy's in the corner." He said with his eyes closed.
"Even Starfire?" Cyborg snickered. Robin turned his head and said:
"Yes everyone was a part of this mess." Poor Robin he had a little crush on her.( Ok everyone knew that.)
"Now everyone try to get whatever's is on you off. And change your clothes."
"Into what?" Raven asked.
"Um… Good point. What did you all wear last night?"
"Robe." Everyone answered. Robin could see that they where still wearing them.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. What about those one out fits those one kids wore, in that on play." Robin said looking around for an answer. The titans had to do a play for a kindergarten class.
"You mean 'New kids on the block'?" Cyborg asked.
"Yeah! Thank you!" Robin was so happy, he thought he remembered. But he don't.
"You guy's have to get into those clothes." Robin said still proud of himself.
"Who gets what?" Raven asked.
"Does it mater?" Raven give Robin a death stare.
"Right, will draw straws."
5 min later.
The kids had there clothes. Most of them there happy about what they got but, one wasn't. Cyborg was wearing a black and white jersey with matching shorts and shoes. Beastboy was wearing a white shirt and baggy blue jeans. Raven was wearing a plaid skirt with a shirt, covered over with an old light blue sweat- shirt, with socks that covered her knees. Starfire was wearing a jean skirt, with one of those mean bunny shirts that said: You Suck!. And pink socks. They had there own little corner.
"Ok, you guys stay in there until I said so." Robin said as he went to clean the kitchen.
20 mins. later.
"Okay guys you come out now." Robin called. Raven walked out of the room.
"I am the sorry for you Robin." Starfire said shyly.
"That's ok Starfire." Robin smiled.
"Yo Robin, can we play?" Cyborg asked holding the PS2 controller.
"Sure." Robin sat on the couch.
"I Cyborg, VS. you, Robin!" Cyborg pointed at Robin.
"Fine! Bring it on!" ( Man, they can be cheesy )
1 hour later
Raven came into the living room.
"Hey, I have to tell you guys something."
" What is it?" Robin put the game on pause, and turned to Raven, as did everyone else.
" Well, since we're going to be stuck as 5 year old for a long time, we're going get a lot more childish. Just for a heads up." Everyone nodded there heads.
Bep…Bep…Bep! Robin's communicator went off.
" Hello?" Robin asked.
" Robin, we need your help over here!" It was the titans East.
" Um…." Robin looked over at his team mates, they shrugged. "I can't really help."
"Why not! Robin you wouldn't say that! Who are you?" Speedy yelled.
"Well, if you want to let me bring 4 5 year olds, then fine!" Robin said getting mad.
"What are you talking about! We need your help!" You could see Bee fly by.
"Everyone, accept me-"
"I don't want to hear it! Tell me later!
"Fine. I'll be over there in a sec."
"What do you mean? Where is everyone else?" Crash! Something exploded in the back around. And then they lost connection.
"Ok. I'm going. You guy's should be ok by yourselves." Robin was about to leave when he heard:
"We can fight, too!" Cyborg yelled.
"Just stay here!" Everyone gets scared when Robin yells like that. Robin ran out of the tower before anyone could do anything. Everyone looked at each other.
"What should we do?" Beastboy asked.
"I think we should try to see what's going on with the titans east." Raven said putting down her book and running over to the computer, even though she could bearely reach it.
"Good idea, Raven!" Starfire said as she ran over to the computer. As did everyone else.
"Its Slade." Raven looked at everyone else.
"Titans go!" Cyborg said playfully.
"Did you have to do that?" Raven asked him.
"Yes, when Robin doesn't say it, I do." Cyborg smiled.
Raven just looked at him with pity. She felt bad for Robin having to say it, but, saying it on own free will was just stupid.
"Let go people!" Beastboy yelled.
When Robin got there the titans east were, they were pretty much beat.
"What happen?" Robin asked stupidly.
"We got our ass kicked! What do you think!" Bee yelled from behind.
"Whoa! There did you come from?" Bee just stared at him, she wanted to see if he could get any stupider.
"Who did this?" Robin waved his hand in front of Bee's face to see if she was awake.
"Well, you were so late Slade got away." Bee put her hands on her hips.
"Damn! Why didn't you tell me it was Slade!" Robin yelled.
"Does it make a difference which bad guy it is! We needed your help!"
"Bee calm down!" Cyborg jumped up outta no where.
" What the hell." Bee was taken back at the sight of a little Cyborg.
"It's me, Cyborg. Jeez, what an idiot." Cyborg said the last few words under his breath.
"What was that?" Bee hit him in the head.
"Awwww! What a cute couple!" Beastboy jumped in.
"Shut up, Beastboy! You wouldn't know a couple if it came up to you and slapped you in the face!" Cyborg hit Beastboy on the head. Then they started to fight about that.
"Where's Slade?" Raven and Starfire came up to Bee.
"Oooookkkkaaayyy…Weird… He got away." Bee was so confused.
For the rest of the day they went to the mall, for more clothes. Lets just go to day 2, because they don't do any thing at the mall that was inserting enough to tell you.
Ok, I know, it boring,. But, just you wait! Mahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh yeah! I want to thank to all of you who reviewed! Thank you so much! I was in a bad mood today til' you guys made me so happy! I don't know if I can do this so am just ganna do it. Here are the responses to the reviews! Yay!
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