Dear Diary,
I found my mommy today! She is one of the sexiest mommies you'll ever find! Her favorite colour is pink, and she likes to wear make-up and cross dress like I do! She wears really bright and flash clothes, I asked her if I could wear any, but she said no. She won't let me leave the house at night either.
I HATE HER SO MUCH!!!:-0
Other then that, I made a new friend today. I think we'll be friends forever since he likes my 'nu' hankie! I met him at my the Jump, Jump, Shut Up (my favorite band Squee!) concert. He was suprised to see jelly with such fine taste. kukuku. Come to think of it, he was suprised to figure out he was jelly. Everything was fine and happy until then. Then, he said something unimaginable, "Ew, I hate jelly"
I fell into a spiraling depression, no one in the right mind hates jelly! I jumped up on the stage and grabbed the mike with my braveness. I shouted a new great people that I came up on the spot,
"Jump, Jump Shut Up is my favorite band.
Their best song is, 'I kick your can'
Anchovies and tuna taste real bad,
They make me really sad.
This must be my best poem yet!
You're all just jealous.
Stop throwing tomatoes at me.
Gosh!"
-Jellious Maximus
R&R!