The Next chapter has officailly been let out of my hands. I wrote half of this while I was at school, and then kinda added some things when I got off work to type it. I really like this chapter. And i hope you all like it too.
Andrea: That's a lot of rules. Good luck trying to find them all. And that is a good saying, my friend needs it. Procrastination if my friend. I love it.
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Ya know, trying to find a criminal is hard work. And yes, a person making a wish is a criminal. And yes again...That would make me one. Cool! I'm Baaaaad. Hmmm...Sounds like a sheep. Baaaaad, Ha!Ha!
Anyways, us three Musketeers have intimidated, yeah I actually intimidated someone, Investigated, and Interrogated. And yet, still no success. I need to know who made that flippin wish before I go crazy.
Too late, cause I think I'm seeing things. its gotta be just a prank toy. Yeah that's it. Just a furry, eight legged the size of my hand toy...That was left in the lobby convieniently when I was alone. Maybe I should touch it. Just to make sure it is fake.
Oops...It just twitched its leg. And now is moving towards me at an unnatural speed for a toy. Are toys supposed to do that?
"Abort Mission! Abort! Mission has been deemed ALIVE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ok so the toy is actually a spider. A freakin huge one though. Its the size of my hand. Yes! That Big! And as I'm jumping from piece of furniture to piece of furniture, its matching my movements.
Ok don't freak out Ma, don't freak out. Its just trying to... Trying to memorize your face...For later when it comes back to EAT YOU alive! Freak out mode has now been initiated.
Where in the hell is everybody. They just all seemed to disappear when I said I was going to clean up the lobby a little. Even Kloppman was gone from the LH. I wonder if they turned invisible on Purpose! Those little Cleaner Haters. I at least wanted to clean the place up a bit, so it wasn't so dusty. Maybe smack the couch cushions a few times so they don't reek of Dust bunnies. I even swept up the floor, making the other kinds of dust bunnies disapp- AHHHH!
I completely forgot about the spider, and it just jumped onto the couch I was standing on. Ok...Calmly get off the couch, before it decides to plunge its fangs into your neck and suck all your blood out...Wait, Huh? Oh...That's vampires isn't it? I must really be scared shitless right now to even think of mixing Vampires up with Spiders. I wonder what will come out of my mouth next.
"Eeek. No...Go that way...Gaaahhhh. You freaky little... freakin eight eyed, eight legged, freaky wonder. Scratch that, your not a wonder, your the freakin pet from hell. Yes, your must be Satan's pet. And we all know who Satan is ( Its Candy from B.T.I.R.) and her little Heiress must have sent YOU!! NOOOO Leave me Alone!!"
"Umm...Should I just come back later when your finished yelling at the floor?"
I gave a scream of surprise, jumped off the couch, and ran right into Lovers arms. Well, actually it was onto his back, but you get it.
"Kill It!"
"The floor, or a dust bunny?"
"The Spider you Idiot can't you see it?"
Lover took a quick glance around the floor from where he was standing. Then looked to where I was pointing over his shoulder. "I don't see anything."
"Its right there! Its freakin Huge!"
"Where, I still don't see it?"
I took his head and pointed it into the direction of where the Spider was sitting and watching us. "AHHH!!"
I think he saw it. "What the hell is that thing!"
"My point exactly, its from Hell. Its Satan's pet and Mandy sent it to eat me alive!"
The Spider started scurrying its way towards us.
"Move your feet Lover! Its getting closer!"
And he just had to go and let me slam to the floor on my butt, only four feet away from the furry thing. Lover took off running in one direction, and I quickly got up and ran in the other. We ended up on the opposite sides of the room, with me on A shelf on the wall, and Lover on the couch. The Spider didn't know what to do with itself. It seemed to be thinking, 'The screaming boy, or the weird talkative girl.'
It went for the screaming boy. Lover gave another yell, and launched himself over the Spider, landing near the shelf I was on. And the Spider changed directions towards the both of us. "You lead it over here you Bum!"
I quickly thought of a plan, "Ok Lover you ready for the plan?"
"What do you have in mind?" He took another step back as the Arachnid duplicated him, taking a step forward.
"You stay here while I go and get help."
"Wha-" I took off running for the door before he could finish the sentence. Lover stood there for a second, then finally got the idea in his head and leaped over the Spider and out the door behind me.
As I opened the door and jumped off the steps, I knocked into somebody, pushing them onto their back and me on top of them. I opened my eyes to see a smirking Spot.
"Oh thank God. Spot I just about DIED!" Ok I am exaggerating a little, but oh well, he'll get over it.
"What's wrong?" His face got a worried look to it, kinda like if I told him Sandy had decided to come back for property she doesn't own.
Both me and Lover answered at the same time.
"There's-" Me.
"A thing-" Lover.
"Huge-" Me.
"In the-" Lover.
"Lobby-" Me.
"Just about-"Lover.
"Killed me-" Me.
"Could've-" Lover.
"Sucked my Body dry from all BLOOD!" Me of course.
"Go kill it Spot!" We both whined.
Spot sighed deeply, and stood up, with me still clutching onto him. He walked up the Lodging House steps and opened the door. Checking for our little nightmare bringing, blood sucking, huge Thing.
I saw something move out of the corner of my eye and turned towards it. The Spider was headed directly for the three of us. And Me and Lover were both frozen in fright. Spot just looked at our pale faces, and what we were looking at, pulled his foot up, and stomped down over the Spider.
"It was only the size of a normal small baby Spider. And it was that easy to kill, you guys are pansy's."
Lover and I exchanged glances, then said simultaneously, "You Suck!"
