Navi drifted in lazy circles in the air, as she had done since he had first met her. Then, without a word, she faced away from him, and floated higher and higher, towards a window located high up in the chamber.

Then, she floated back down.

"...Couldn't leave without saying goodbye?" Link asked.

"No, the window's closed."

Navi floated towards the Door.

"...Wait, so no goodbye?"

"Nope."

"Why not?!"

Navi stopped, turned around, and floated back to Link.

"Bye."

Navi turned and floated towards the Door again.

"That's it? I'm not worth anything more to you?"

Navi stopped and turned around, and then rapidly floated back to Link.

"Listen up, brat. I didn't join you because I wanted to. I only did it because the Great Deku Tree told me to. Because you obviously lack a brain, I had to float near things just so you'd notice them, explain every monster and puzzle to you, and walk you through just about that whole damn adventure. Now that you're finally out of my life, I just want to go home, get drunk, and get laid. You got a problem with that?"

Link stared blankly at the fairy.

"What? You should be happy now that I've taken all this time to give you a proper goodbye. Ingrate."

The fairy flew off, muttering about fairies being the real heroes.