Eggman was running back to his headquarters. His plan? To launch the Egg Carrier 3 (which was the size of a flying house) and high tail it somewhere. Anywhere his mom wasn't. He took about 5 hours to get home from running. He would have taken only 2 hours, but he stopped every 2 minutes to catch his breath. The funniest part was that, upon return, Eggman realized he could have used the flying vehicle he used to get to the buffet in the first place. Really smart, Eggman.
He slapped himself in the head and ran to a launch panel to start up the Egg Carrier 3. He launched himself far in a random direction. Eggman tried to relax himself while flying by playing cards against himself.
"Got any threes? Go fish!"
After an hour, Eggman peeked out and found himself above Station Square. Not the place he wanted to go. Smart move, Eggman. Because at that time, Eggman's momma was coming to. She got up and saw the Egg Carrier 3 clear as day in the sky.
"EGGIE-KINS! You nearly made me lose weight with that Slim-Fast! That is the worst thing you've ever done to me! When I get you, you'll be grounded forever, and you'll have to shave my legs each week, and you'll have to eat salads!"
"NO! The cruelty!"
Eggman's momma walked to a skyscraper nearby, then started running into it with her fat. After 3 hits, it fell over and nearly landed on the Egg Carrier 3. What made it worse was that the Egg Carrier 3 wasn't very fast.
"No, don't do this to me mother!"
It was there that all the things Eggman's mom would overeat finally reacted with her brain, and she formulated a plan. It seemed like a long shot, too. Eggman started heading in a direction where a building would have been just to the left of the Egg Carrier 3, and there was another building just to the left of that one.
Eggman's mom ran to the building further from the Egg Carrier and knocked at it at an angle. She made it fall. She was going to miss, but she hit the other building, and it landed straight on the Egg Carrier 3.
"OH NO! Start the escape pod!"
Eggman shot out of an escape pod, but a fourth building fell on it for apparently no reason. He was completely fine, but just stuck underneath the building's rubble. Eggman's momma approached the pile of rubble and started digging.
A few weeks later.
"EGGIE-KINS! When you're finished eating your salad, you can start shaving my legs!"
"I long for death..."
"HURRY UP! Get the shaving cream NOW!"
THE END