"Oh shit! I hit three people!" Sean yelled.
"Yeah, and if you yell about it anymore, everyone in the neighborhood is gonna know. You should run... oh wait, who cares. It's Darla, Kiberton, and Jerry Joemiah. No one will care." Peter said.
"Are you sure, I mean what about their families?" Sean asked, trying not to laugh. They couldnt help it. They burst into laughter and got into their cars, driving off.
"So who won?" Emma asked as they pulled up.
"Fortunately, everyone at Degrassi!" Sean said smiling, looking at Peter.
"God, I dont think I have the energy to blow that many people." Emma said, rolling her eyes.
"No, Em. I hit Darcy and Liberty. And Mr. Jeremiah!" Sean said.
"That is fortunate. But nobody won the race!" Emma said.
They all laughed.
Emma, Sean, and Peter went to Jay's house to tell him the good news.
"What is everyone so happy about? Let me guess, no one won and Emma blew you both?", Jay asked.
"Well, yes, AND Darcy, Liberty, and Joey Jeremiah are dead!", Emma cheered.
Jay had a rather sad look on his face for hearing such amazing news.
Emma confused asked, "Are you upset you didn't get a blow job? Because that's not a problem", as she proceeded to get on her knees. Jay, of course being the gentleman that he is let her finish, before said, "It's not that, I just don't know if I have enough money for all the kegs we'll need for a party this huge"
"Well," Emma said, "That's why we have Peter."
Peter looked a little used, so Emma sucked him off. Then they all laughed as Peter handed Emma a $1000 dollar bill to wipe her mouth.
All of Canada came to celebrate the death of 3 most annoying people that ever walked the halls of Degrassi.
"Was open casket really necessary? This is worst then the time Heather Sinclair spilled gravy on Toby then Terri ate him", Paige said looking disgustingly at Darcy's face.
"I requested it, the inside is more comfortable to have sex then on top of the casket, I was thinking of you", Spinner said sweet.
"Aw, that's so thoughtful of you", Paige smiled then had sex with Spinner on top of Darcy.
"What a good idea! C'mon Mia!", JT said, as he dragged Mia to Liberty's casket and had sex.
"Shit, I can't get this beer open JT", Mia said.
"Here, use this", JT said as he cracked the can open with Liberty's huge lips, "They're good for something, certainly not blow jobs"
"Did someone say blow job?", Emma ran over.