Lovely Christine...
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WHEN YOU RECEIVE A TEAR-SOAKED REPLY! I loved you and you chose to go with that empty-headed fop that uses Herbal Essences! You'll regret it in the future because I'm getting married to someone who is sensitive enough not to leave me for someone that has an I.Q. equal to an amoeba! Undo the restraining order and leave the fop or I shall stain your white clothes with pomegranate juice, which is impossible to get out. BUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
-Erik

P.S. In case you haven't noticed, I love evil laughter! It's so flippin' awesome!