Im glad that ppl liked the first chappie, I was worrid that ppl were gonna hate it! One-sama no baka, thanks for ur review! Ill add in some more humour in this chappie and the others, although my humour is sad lol.
My sweet shadow, im glad I made you laugh, I tried to make this chapter funnier.
Ive written and uploaded this in honour of you guys!
Ok.…on with the story!
Cross-dressing ninjas?
Iruka woke up and stared at the white ceiling, he turned his head to the side and looked at the white walls, he looked down and saw the white sheets that were covering his body, damn he hated hospitals, he had always hated them, yet he was always there, either visiting someone or there for himself it didn't seem to matter, he was always there.
Kakashi woke up to a similar situation, except for the fact that there were 3 coloured blurs leaning over him.
"I just hope kakashi-sensei isn't acting strange like the other jounin…" "YEAH! That was like weird man" the orange one half shouted "NARUTO! Be serious!" the pink one said before bopping the orange thing on the head, as kakashi's eyes came into focus he recognised his gennin team stood over him.
"naruto, take your jacket off, its hurting my eyes" the jounin managed to croak out before the pink monstrosity with a big forehead threw itself onto the jounin teachers chest.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!!" it screamed " weve got to ask you some things! Are you feeling ok?. How old are you? Can you count to 50? And do you know what photo synthesis is??…oh…and what volume of the icha icha series are you on"
" I'm 26, I can count to 50 in 7 different languages, photosynthesis is the method that plants use to make their own food from sunlight and im re-reading icha icha paradise for the 21st time because jiraiya is taking so long to write the next book, and no im not alright because I have a head ache and a broken wrist, Naruto's jacket is blinding me, your crushing me and im wearing a dress!" mumbled gesturing towards the hospital gown.
"nihihihihihi…iruka-sensei is gonna hate that" naruto said "last time he was in hospital after the whole mizuki thing, he caused such a fuss about the gown that they had to out him into a medically induced coma until he recovered so he wouldn't complain about it!" naruto giggled 'that doesn't sound like something iruka sensei would do..he seems to sensible and uptight to make a fuss about a hospital gown but then again I don't lke them too much either..' kakashi continued thinking along these lines until he was interrupted by…
"GYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" came the voice of a very irate iruka.
"ha ha…looks like he's awake then…ill go calm him down…BYE SENSEI"
"no need to shout dobe"
"SHUT UPP ASSHOLE!"
Well….that's the second chapter done, I dunno what you think of it but the whole concept of iruka in a dress seems rather amusing to me…well…review if u like it..or if u don't like it…or u can email me at include the underscores dammit! Well…byzie for nowz.