"You're late!!"
It seemed like any other day; Kakashi set a training time early in the morning. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura met at the designated time. Kakashi didn't show up until late in the afternoon. Naruto and Sakura yelled at him over it. However, within a few minutes of his arrival, something just didn't seem right…
"Good afternoon everyone. I just thought I'd tell you little bastards that I quit!"
"Wha?!"
"That's right! Sakura, all you care about is Sasuke. You don't care about being a ninja! And don't even get me starts on Sasuke—no, wait, actually, I will get started! Sasuke, from day one I've stressed TEAMWORK, but all you acre about is yourself and killing your brother, Itachi! Well, guess what? Maria went crazy and kill him for you! That's right, she keeps his head on her fucking mantle and laughs about it! And now the world's going to end and that guy" Kakashi pointed to a random passerby, "is going to have to save it!"
"Hey, what about me?!" Naruto asked.
"You?! You can't do anything right! I'm surprised you made it this far; I don't know what idiots let you graduate, but they should be shot! You're a disgrace to the ninja way!"
"What?!" Everyone was in shock before they heard snickers from behind the trees. Those snickers erupted into a laugher as Maria and Amanda jumped out from behind the tree, doubled over. Within m,oments Maria jumped up.
"Whoooo! We stole Ino's ability!!"
"Yeah!" Amanda shouted. "Then we stole Kakashi's brain!!"
"What the fuck are you talking about?!" They yelled back.
"We're in Kakashi's head!"
"…What?" Kakashi asked suddenly. He looked like he just woke up, slightly dazed. "What's going on?"
"You're brain is mine!" Maria yelled She and Amanda jumped up.
"WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, I'm hungry." Maria said suddenly.
"Me, too."
"Sushi?"
"Sure!" And with a puff of black smoke they were gone, leaving Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi wondering what just happened.