Once again I don't own any of the characters from Invader Zim (although if I did the show would still be on the air) anyway I suppose ill have to do this every chapter so I might as well grin and bear it.

On with chapter 2.

Both of them quivered under the doom gaze of Mrs. Bitter's thick rimmed glasses. Although she was snarling the two couldn't help but continue their argument until with a wave of her hand she silenced them both.

"Silence the both of you" she rasped out "I've had to deal with a lot of filthy children over the years, but I'm at the at the end of my rope with you two"

"But Mrs. Bitters it was Zim's fault he started it"

"Lies the filthy Earth boy lies he was the one who began the"

"I said be quiet, now as I was saying day after day I have had too endure your constant bickering about nothing" slithering over placing a hand on both their shoulders "If it were up to me I would have you both sent to the Detention Hall of Doom that this school used to have until" snarling, "it was deemed cruel and unusual punishment by the board of education, so I'm going to suspend you two for a week so I can teach my class and while your away from school I suggest you learn too get along or I'll be forced to send you both to your doom, doom, doom,"

This went on for a while until the bell rang letting them both be on their way home. Both were steaming but a week apart gave them time to formulate the demise of the other. Dib could make plans to infiltrate Zim's base and expose him, and Zim could think of more ways to kill, maim, and or destroy Dib to his fullest extent.

Upon reaching his house he really wondered if his family would really even care about being suspended from school knowing immediately that his father Prof. Membrane would be all too busy with some invention or other to really care. Walking in his sister Gaz was where she usually was glued to the TV with the newest version of Vampire Piggy Slayer on her new Gameslave.

"Hey Gaz, man did I have a rough day" throwing his laptop and bag on the chair before going into the kitchen. "First that idiot Zim starts a fight with me and now I'm suspended for a week can you believe"

"Listen Dib I don't care what stupid Zim did today so just leave me alone or I will destroy you" with that she went back to playing her video game. This was not unusual for Dib as his sister was slightly anti social. As he turned the corner a floating screen smacked him right in the face. His fathers face on the screen, his hair the same as Dib only longer, his face hidden by his lab coat and goggles.

"Son I just received a call from your teacher saying that you got suspended from school for fighting with your little green friend"

"He's not my friend dad he's an evil alien bent on the destruction of mankind and the domination of the world" he said non-chalantly "And all I did was throw a stupid muffin at him" smiling to him self.

"Oh my poor insane son, well maybe you should take this week to try and get along with …….. No wait that's not right you've got the mixture all WROOOOOONG!"

The screen went blank and a large explosion was seen across the other side of town. Taking a box of juice with him he headed up to his room. It was dark except for the dim glow of the computer screen with a Bigfoot saver. The night was warm enough so he decided to go up onto the roof and look at the stars as he liked to do. Staring up into the night sky he could only wonder what sorts of people were out there among the galaxies.

Zim reaching his base still extremely perturbed by the afternoon's events entered the house with his robo parents with their usual greeting of "Welcome home son" before returning to the closet. Once inside he could safely remove his wig allowing his thin antennae to stretch out, and removing his contacts to reveal two large crimson eyes.

"Gir come to Zim" he commanded. As quickly as he said it a tiny robot ran up with excitement.

"Hi there master I'm just watching the scary monkey show" pointing to the television depicting a large monkey just staring back at them.

"Gir you know I despise that monkey now turn it off we have much to do" Reluctantly he turned it off and followed his master to the bathroom. Standing in the toilet it lowered them down to the base underneath. Once there he couldn't contain his rage any longer.

"Arrghhh that filthy Earth Dib always in my way with his big head of……. stuff, how I despise him, taking over this planet would be so much more pleasant with out his interfering"

"I like Dib master" the little robot chimed in "His head is big I can ride it like a moose"

well that's the end of chapter 2 so review please I will R&R if you do