ARRRRGGG you know I don't own the characters why must we do this WHYYYYYY! Oh that's right so I don't get sued cause their not getting my mini moose EVER! Oh well here's chapter 3 and I have to take this opportunity to apologize to my reviewer because I promised that id'e have more Tak but it just didn't work out so I'm sorry next chapter I pinky swear will be all Tak. So on with the chapter.
(a/n) hope I didn't fall too much OOC in this.
It was hard for Zim to focus on anyone project, his brain being flooded with Dib destroying. Finally not being able to concentrate on his work and Gir constantly playing with Pig he would be a fool for even trying. So he decided to take his aggressions out in the training room.
The room was a large empty dome surrounded by holographic projectors lining the walls. Zim walked into the middle of the room and addressed the computer.
"Computer run training simulation DOOKIE" then the room instantly changed into what looked like the outside of the cauldasak except for one small detail, Dib in the middle of the street holding a club.
"I will make you suffer large alien" said the hologram. Zim only laughed and raised himself up on his PAK legs glaring at his opponent.
"I guess this will have to do for now until this ……suspension thing is over with then I can send Dib to his gooey fate oh such goo there will be" lunging at the hologram with one of his spider legs which the Dib dodged.
The computer had recorded Dibs movements the many times he was in the base since he didn't have any video games to play so he created a very realistic opponent for Zim to train with. This went back and forth for a while until Zim had had enough and incinerated the hologram with a large square laser from the four legs of his PAK. Then Zim's antennae perked up with an idea.
"I know I will call the Tallest up and request a death ray with which I will melt Dib into a smoldering pile of …… not Dib stuff"
He immediately got to the controls and made the call.
Back on the Massive Tallest Red and Tallest Purple were enjoying a box of doughnuts and kicking around a service drone when they were interrupted by one of the ships navigators.
"My Tallest incoming transmission from Earth from Invader Zim"
Red turned with a disgusted look on his face at the mere mention of Zim. "Let me guess (imitating Zim) the mighty Zim needs weapons to conquer Earth for I am Zim" Tallest Purple laughed doughnut crumbs falling out of his mouth.
"Now that's funny (cough) but don't you think this has gone on far enough I mean c'mon huh huh"
"Yes I suppose your right for once the little idiot has gotten on my nerves lately but this could really hurt him maybe even bring him to the point of self-termination" they both just looked at each other until they both burst out laughing at the thought. "Ok commander patch him through"
In a moment Zim's face appeared on the screen saluting his exalted leaders. "Greetings my Tallest just making the monthly report in and asking of your generosity in aiding me in the destruction of the filth worm planet I"
"No Zim" said Red "No tanks no star cruisers no weapons no nothing" Zim looked flabbergasted.
"But my Tallest I'm so close to taking over the humans I can feel it in my squeedily spooch"
"Listen Zim this was fun for a while but now you've become a nuisance so I'm going to say this very slowly you…..are…..not….a….real…..invader" Red awaited for the little failure to start crying and balling but it never came, all there was, was laughter.
"Oh my Tallest your sense of humor fills me with much glee but seriously about those weapons I mentioned"
Red was now agitated at Zim's stupidity while Purple was sitting on a couch with a bucket of popcorn giggling. "Oh Zim your so naïve tell um Red tell um that we only sent him as an invader was for him to die out in space oh boy oh boy this'll be good" Zim could only watch with attention as red spoke.
"Yes Zim he's correct, after your little fiasco in Operation Impending Doom1 where you destroyed nearly half of Irk we needed a way to be rid of you so we told you that you were an invader and blasted you off hoping for your demise which to my dissatisfaction never came….. and to prove this is no joke" pushing a button on his console, a large claw grabbed Zim's hand while another burned an Irkin word into his forearm which caused Zim to yelp a little until he was released, holding on to the burnt flesh and cringing. With a little difficulty he made out the word which sent him straight to his knees tears beginning to form in his eyes.
"Banished" he whispered "But why my Tallest I have done everything for you and the good of the Irkin race" he pleaded for an answer.
"Because you are an embarrassment to us Zim, a blemish on our society" Purple chimed in "Yeah and short too" before Red shoved him out of the way.
"Therefore Zim since you entertained us for so long we will let you live on Earth and keep your base but be warned, you come back to Irk or even enter Irkin territory you will be shot down and executed" Finally finding his voice Zim spoke.
"Mmy Tallest please give Zim another chance I'll do better much better im really good at destroying thing an"
"Your transmission capabilities to the massive and Irk will be disabled after conversation ends which is ……now"
Then the monitor went blank leaving the little Irkin alone to wallow in the dark. How could this be? 'This must be some nightmare, or a side affect from all the human shit food I have to eat' he started to slap himself trying to wake up. But this was no dream, it was real, he was really banished, the burn on his arm was proof of that. His whole life had been a lie, his mission; everything in the past 5 years he'd spent on this planet was all a joke. Just then the computer chimed in.
"Umm sir there is a human girl in a cookie ninja uniform at the main entrance"
"Get the gnomes to deal with her" he said absentmindedly.
"The gnomes seem to be offline for some reason"
"Then have Gir attend to it Gir … Gir where are you" turning around he saw the little robot running on his side in a circle on the floor shouting "Im runnin woo Im runnin woo hoo and now im dancin" as he sat up and began break dancing.
Deciding against it Zim put back on his wig and contacts and headed to the door. Upon opening it he was immediately knocked back harshly into the couch. The little girl then shed her holographic disguise to show the face of a very angry very dangerous Tak.
Well that's it for chapter 3 it's a long one I know but it's a goodin' anyway hope I stayed slightly in character but its hard to let Zim be Zim when his whole life was destroyed in an instant so be gentle if you review thanks for reading HEADLESS CLOWN HEADLESS CLOWWWWN!