A/N:This one's actually quite short. I'm not trying to cheat you folks or anything, it just happened. Thank you for the lovely reviews!
In Which Snape Masters A Firearm
Dumbledore had finally been exhausted from Snape's insistence that someone must be removed from the lab. Snape had meant that those someones should be Greg and Hodges, but Dumbledore had better idea.
He sent Severus to work with Catherine.
Being a mother, Catherine put up with much less from Snape than Hodges and Greg had.
Unfortunately for everyone, Catherine was in charge of teaching the Order how to properly handle a firearm.
Even the bravest get a little queasy imagining Snape with a gun.
As Sirius aptly put it when he heard about this foolhardy scheme, "Well, that's it, the War is over. We're all going to die."
This sentiment was quite likely, seeing as Snape was a terrible shot.
"If it's this bad with Snape, I'd hate to see what Neville would do with a gun." Hermione said to Harry, as the Golden Trio watched the spectacle from a safe distance.
Another cloud of birds rose from the Forbidden Forest as another errant shot fired from Snape's gun.