A/n: OmiGOD! I just read the last chapter, talk about mistakes! I am SO sorry for those of you who had to put up with my many speliing errors and mistakes! Thank you for reviewing, you guys are so cool! Anyway, here we go. And shout out goes to some people who had offered a few suggestions like.. oh.. the one your about to read.. mwa haha! Lol, hope you enjoy!
Shikamru woke up with a pounding headache. He groaned and then sat up, just in time to see his twin sister walk into the room. "Oh.. so you ARE alive." She smirked, "I was beginning to think you were dead."
Shikamaru rubbed his head and glared, "Shut up.." He looked aroung and found his pants half way across the room. He squirmed as he felt an ache under his arm. "Erm… Saku?... What happened last night? And why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?"
Sakura looked at him for a moment and chuckled. "Well… do you want me to be blunt?" He nodded, she bit her lip. "For out double date we went to a bar and got horrendously drunk. Then you began to make out with Temari… And then somewhere in the middle of it.. If I remember what Asuma had just told me.. in the middle of the makeout session you called Temari… Ino." She winced as Shikamaru fell off the bed. "IO figured you'd do that… but yea.. the result was Temari beating the crap out of you.."
Shikamaru winced as he felt the bruise under his arm. He muttered a few things under his breath before asking, "And what were you doing that whole time?"
Sakura winced a bit, "Well…. I… Was hanging off the chandelier." Shikamaru's mouth fell open, making her frown. "Hey! I couldn't help it! I was drunk! And before that… I was talking dirty with Gaara. After that we got kicked out for being too drunk, loud, so on and so forth.." ."
Shikamaru shook his head. "How is Temari now?" He shook his head again.
Sakura giggled, "How do you think Temari is?" Shikamaru threw her a grin. One of the things they both liked about Temari was that she was not one to mope and stay angry. "She's going around bragging that she'd make you forget all about Ino." She laughed when Shikamaru went white, Lord knew what Temari meant when she said "I'll MAKE."
2 hours later on the other side of town sat Ino. As much as the others tried to cofort her they couldn't. How could her best friends suddenly… not want to be her friend anymore? She sat moping.
"OH COME ON INO! SNAP OUT OF IT!" Screeched Tenten. Ino's head snapped to Tenten. "Come walk with me, do something, JUST PLAEASE STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM!"
Ino grinned at her. Then turned to see Sasuke and Naruto giving her looks of encouragement. She smiled, she really had made some great friends.
Across from her a crowd formed and shouting was heard. Ino and her friends looked at each other before shrugging, but just before they walked away Ino heard some things, recognized voices.
Ino's eyes widened, her mouth trembled. "Shiki?... Sakura?" She started forward, into the crowd. Low and behold, there in the middle of the crowd were the sand siblings standing beside none other than Shikamaru and Sakura.
"You stupid JERK! Gimme back my ice cream NOW!" Sakura heaved in anger.
Shikamaru growled, "Not till you give me back my popcorn!" He glared as she gave him "Are you stupid?" look.
"You said popcorn is too troublesome, that you didn't want it so I can have it!" Sakura snarled.
"I lied!"
"Well I don't care!"
"Good!"
"Fine!"
A strange silence filled the air for a full three minutes before Shikamaru broke it with, "Why do you want the ice cream anyway? Aren't you fat enough?"
Sakura shook, he entire body twitched. "You….. HOW DARE YOU!" Without a second thought she tackled him to the ground.
Shikamaru grunted and struggled as she swung at him. "CUT IT OUT SAKURA!"
The sand siblings chose that moment to interrupt. Gaara snached Sakura off of Shikamaru while Kankouru grabbed Shikamaru.
"LET ME DOWN GAARA! I NEED TO KILL HIM! DON'T WORRY, ASUME WON'T MIND! HE'LL BE GRATEFULL!"
"WHAT! WHY YOU…." Shikamaru growled as Sakura stuck her tongue out at him, he stuck out his middle fin ger making her gasp.
"Ill… incest.."
"you wish.."
"LIKE HELL I DO!"
"INCRST MY ASS! WHO WOULD LOOK TWICE AT YOU!"
Gaara and some men from the crowd rose their hands. Sakura and Shikamaru's sweat dropped as Temari, Kankouru, and Gaara threw some glares at the other men who rose their hands.
"SHIKI I HATE YOU!"
"WELL I HATE YOU TOO!"
"JERK!"
"IDIOT!"
"ASS!"
"SLUT!"
"WEAKLINK!"
Sakura rose a brow at Shikamru, "Weak.. link?" Her face went red, "I'll show you whose weak you dumb, cockles-"
Temari cleared her throat loudly, cutting off Sakura. "Cockless? I don't think so Sakura… I know for a fact that Shikamaru has a cock."
Sweat dropped. Shikamaru blushed as Sakura rose a brow, "Do I even wanna know how she knows for sure that you have a… manhood?"
Shikamaru blushed crimson, "She…… she ….." Sakura peered close, Shikamaru swore under his breath. "SHE WALKED IN ONE ME CHANGING THIS MORNING!" Everyone gaped and turned to Temari who just grinned cheekily.
"I took pictures.. but there MINE!" She giggled madly. Everyone's sweat dropped as she took out her camera and looked at it dreamily.
"You poor.. poor thing… I pity you.." Sakura shook her head as Shikamaru snorted.
"Like your one to talk? Did you forget about how a certain someone made you a shrine and then made your last ESCORT to some dance…. Mysteriously disappear?" Shikamaru rose a brow at the very red faced Sakura. Together they turned to look at a grinning Gaara. Sakura shuddered. "I pity YOU."
Another odd silence passed before Asuma came from out of now where and called, "Guys.. come on or you get no food!"
Kankouru's head popped up. "Asuma?" Everyone froze. Asume went white and slowly started to back away. "A-…. ASUMA!" Kankouru broke out in a dead run, making a bee line for Asuma. Asuma ran into his car.
"Damn if we don't hurry, in his haste to ditch Kankouru he'll ditch US too!" Temari gasped. She looked at the others before they gasped and ran for it.
Swiftly they ran, kind of tripping Kankouru on the way. Sakura fell tot the ground hard as everyone jumped in throught the sun roof into the car. When Sakura looked up she saw the care speeding off being chased by a blushing Kankouru. Sakura stepped up, preparing to run when suddenly a sharp pain had her gasping for breath. Falling to the ground she panted.
"Sakura…" She looked up to see a concerned Ino. "Are you ok?" Ino bent down.
Sakura looked down and shook her head, "No… I twisted my ankle…"
Ino nodded, "Ok…Naruto.. Sasuke? A little help?" Sasuke stepped forward and gathered her up. "You'll be fine now. We'll take you home… but first…" Her face grimed. "We need to talk." Sakura gulped.
"How about no…" They looked up to see Gaara standing over them, his face grim. He picked up Sakura and held her possessively. Sasuke looked at them silently feeling an odd twitch in his heart. He shook his head thinking that the twitch was nothing.
A/n: A bit short but I promise in the nest couple of chaps.. people will know jealousy! Heehee.. ok I'm gonna stop that now.. I'm scaring myself. Anyway someone suggested that Ino and the twins run into each other while on their OWN dates, that will happen soon! I promise that! So thanx to te one who suggested it!Anyway I hope you'll review but remember , NO FLAMERS! Thanx!
