In Which Sara and Sirius are Caught

A/N: Everyone seems to like Sara...she's not one of my favourite characters, but whatever...I like your reviews, so I must give you what you want. Just know that this was labourous.
I've noticed a few people asking for romance between Sara and...well, anyone really.
I'm hoping that now you're quite finished with informing me that I'm high you are all enjoying the story.

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It wasn't as if Sara planned to fall for him.

After all, he was cheeky, annoying, and too damn sexy for his own good. It just happened, is all.

It started when Catherine had Hagrid assist her in her her firearm class. Hagrid had resisted citing the danger of guns. Snape had killed several birds from the Forbidden Forest with errant shots.

"He wouldn't help me until I threatened him." Catherine shrugged, explaining the situation to a group of CSIs and wizards.

"Are you serious?" Sara asked incredulously.

"No, actually..." Sirius flashed a fiendish grin,"I am."

Sara gave him a sidelong look.

"He killed 5 Jobberknolls." Hagrid pointed out feebly.

"Yes, yes...let's not go through the mortalities again." Snape grouched

"Well, they're not dead, really..."Sirius pointed out,"More like...metaphysically challenged."

Sara turned to Sirius, looking down her nose with grave severity. He flashed her a charming smile.

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Days later Sara and Sirius were asked to devise an attack plan on the Riddle House utilizing the skills both sides had learned thus far. After several hours of hard work they decided to break and head down to Hogsmeade for a butterbeer.

They were walking down on of the castle corridors when Sara stopped short as if an idea had just dawned.

"Did I ever tell you that you're beautiful with that evil genius look on your face?"

"Don't say that so loud...voices carry in a building like this." Sara grinned toothily.

"No one's around." Sirius pointed out.

"I just thought of something." Sara whipped out a piece of parchment and a quill and scribbled it down quickly. She shoved the quill and parchment back into her pocket.

"Aren't you going to share with me?" Sirius asked petulantly.

"No." Sara replied simply

"You are a saucy minx..."

And it pretty much went down hill from there.

Including when Peeves came upon them.

Screaming ensued, followed by running, and Sara and Sirius found themselves in a broom cupboard, away from the prying eyes of Peeves.

"Ow! Get off my foot! And your elbow is in my nostril!" Sara squealed.

"You were the one who thought it was a good idea to hide in the broom closet." Sirius reasoned.

"Stop trying to get out of trouble by pointing out that I'm equally at fault." Sara grumbled.

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By evening the entire castle knew.

"Sara is being romanced by a wizard...that seem weird to you?" Greg wondered idly as he and Hodges worked steadily in the dungeons

"Yup." David replied, not looking up from his work.
"Good." Greg nodded.