The next morning Naruto got up and did his usual routine and ate breakfast then walked out the door. Remebering what happend yesterday he decide he was going to spend sometime at Ichiraku's.
At Ichiraku's
"Come on Ayame ever since Naruto left we been losing more and more money" said the Ramen Chef (A/n can some body give me his name)
"So I guess this is it" sighed Ayame"After all the years we finally shutting this place down"
"WHHHAAAAAAAATTTT" screamed Naruto causing Ayame and the chef to turn around
"ICHRAKU'S IS SHUTTING DOWN! I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN OLD MAN GIVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! NOW!" screamed Naruto for the whole section of Konoha to hear.
"Naruto?" Ayame questioned until she noticed the whisker marks on his cheeks."It is Naruto. Dad open this place back up. We're going to be rich again"
3 hrs. Later(only because it took so long to cook the noodles)
When he got to the training grounds he noticed that Kakashi was there." So how many minutes did you guys wait?"
" About 5 minutes dobe"
" Sasuke really you need to get that tree out of your ass"
Kakashi was chuckling and Sakura just hit him upside the head.Sasuke just returned with a glare." Alright now before Sasuke get that tree out his ass we need to take the genin test"
Kakashi then pulled out two bells "If you are able to get these bells from me before noon you pass and you get to eat but one of you goes back to the academy if none of you get the bells then you all go back to the academy. Also you need to come at me with the intent to kill. Ready BEGIN!"
Sasuke and Sakura both hid in the trees. Naruto just stood there."Come on Kakashi-sensei we fight one-on-one right now." the blonde shouted
"You know compared to the others your a bit wierd" said Kakashi
"Wow, you think that also." said Naruto
Naruto then dashed at Kakashi but stop noticing that Kakashi was reaching in his Shuriken pouch. Naruto quickly took out his shuriken just incase only to meet "Icha Icha Paradise". Causing Naruto to fall over.
" Why are you reading that." said Naruto while sweat dropping
"Well duh, Naruto so I can find out what happens next. its not like your attacks will have any affect from the match I saw yesterday."
"You saw that?" asked the blonde
"Yep, and you suck really bad" said Kakashi
Naruto quickly and angrily dashed towards Kakashi and did a sloppy round house kick only for Kakashi to duck. Naruto landed on the ground to try to punch him in the face. Kakashi side stepped and then quickly appeared behind Naruto and his hands in a Tiger seal.
"Naruto look out!" Sakura scream
"Here is a rule you should use don't let an enemy get behind you" said Kakashi in an emotionless tone
"Ultimate Taijustu Style:A Thousand Years of Pain" Kakashi then jabbed is fingers into nothing but air and all he could see was smoke.
" Yes I got them WOO WHOO" Naruto screamed while doing a victory dance" Yes this test is over Sakura and Sasuke you can come out"
"Naruto how did you get the bells" asked Sakura" and what was that smoke"
"All I did was Kawarimi" said Naruto causing them to arch an eyebrow
"Well when he was going to do that technique I already activated it causing me to got to the nearest thing which happen to be the bells. I appeared right beside one of the bells and saw one in front of me. I grab the one in front causing smoke to go everywhere then took the chance to grab the one beside me. Well really it was just dumb luck" Broodie(Sasuke), Pinkie(Sakura), and the perverted scarecrow(Kakashi )jaws dropped(A/n if you couldn't guess who I'm talking about please do the world a favor and go jump of a cliff)
"Well it was fun while it lasted" Naruto said giving Sasuke and Sakura the bells
"Naruto why are you giving them the bells?" asked Kakashi
"If you want a straight answer, well Sasuke is a faggitty stick up the ass" said Naruto to which Sasuke glared at him"While Sakura is a flat chested whore that needs to go suck a dick" causing Sakura to start cracking her knuckles" Well the point is that if any person should go its me. If me and Sasuke were together that we will be at each others throat. If me and Sakura were together she wouldn't listen to me. If Sasuke and Sakura were together Sakura would listen to what he says and the team will be stronger" said Naruto
"Wow, thats a nice deduction and you guys pass" said Kakashi "I don't feel like staying any longer so pretty much this was a test for teamwork. Those who don't follow the rules are trash but those who leave their teammates behind are lower then trash" Kakashi said then left
"NARUTO!" screamed Sakura as she beat the living hell out him.
Chapter 4 end
A/n Note: sorry Sakura fans but this will not be SakuNaru pairing really I really don't like Sakura sorry to dissappoint. The pairings can be
Fem. Haku
Hinata
Ino
Kin
Tenten
Temari
Harem
if I miss anybody and somebody put it up I will put it on the next chapter it will be decided on the 8th chapter
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