Sorry, I forgot to put one on the previous chapter…Disclaimer: anything you recognize, I don't own.
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TWO RANDOM GIRLS
Chapter 2 -The Gryffindor common room
The Gryffindor common room was peaceful, it was a few minutes after dinner had finished and everyone was either doing their homework or talking quietly to one another. Well, it was peaceful. Notice that I am stressing the past tense. Because with Lizzie and Emily in the castle, no room filled with people could stay quiet for long.
"HI!!!!!" a voice yelled loudly. Everyone jumped and turned to stare at Lizzie who had just bounced through the portrait hole.
Lizzie sighed, "I really do love grand entrances, don't you Emily?" she asked her friend who was following in a more sedate manner, which consisted of only small jumps, rather then the bounces that were Lizzie's method of transportation.
"Please, try to ignore her," Emily told the silent common room, "she has just eaten A LOT of sugar!"
"FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!" Lizzie sang, "SUGAR, SUGAR AND SUGAR!" then she gasped, "OMG! I made that part up. I MADE IT UP! I MADE IT UP! I MADE IT UP!" she chanted as she bounced around the common room.
Emily shook her head and sat down in an armchair, which was conveniently empty. "Oh Lizzie, do be quiet," she said, putting on a proper English accent and shifting so that she now sat with such amazing posture, it would make the queen proud.
"Okey-dokey," Lizzie smiled mischievously as she bounced over to where Emily was sitting, "thanks," Lizzie sat down on top of Emily.
"Oomph" Emily groaned, "currently in pain! Help! Anybody?" she called pitifully.
"Muahaha!" Lizzie laughed evilly.
"Ahh!" Emily cried out when Lizzie shifted her weight.
"I'm bored," Lizzie stated, ignoring Emily's cries.
"Will you get up then?" Emily asked hopefully.
"Hmm...Okay," Lizzie got up and turned to watch Emily stagger away from the chair.
"Oy," Emily groaned, "my shmeggegy." She rubbed her backside.
"Shmeggegy?"
"I like that word." Emily shrugged.
Lizzie shrugged back.
Emily shrugged again, with more force.
Lizzie shrugged even more forcefully.
And so, a shrugging competition began. The occupants of the common room watched the silent exchange, their eyes darting back and forth between the two girls.
Finally, Emily said, "I'm bored."
"Same."
"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go annoy some teachers."
"Ok."
"Bye!" they both called to the bewildered Gryffindors, before turning and bouncing out of the portrait hole.
Everyone's mouths dropped open.
Lizzie stuck her head back into the common room. Smirking she said, "cough fish cough" before allowing the portrait to close behind her.
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Please review! Sorry for the short chapter. I'll try to make the next one longer.
Please give me some ideas! I need inspiration!
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Mwaz!
Naomi
