Mksanime: Ok.. truthfully im so confused on what to write . so dis isthe rewritten version of chapt 2.. idk if this is better or worse but im stickin with and note characters are very OOC I think .

A/N: First of all Thank you for you reviews. And this is dedicated for you Shanghai honey, as promise. Sorry I know I said Monday but my Interent didn't come back until today and had to use other comp at school…

I'm so happy you guys find my stories funny, even though I wrote that because I was so in sugar high at 5 in the morning

Summary: Taking a peek inside of Icha Icha Paradise and what do you see… da dum dum dum

Disclaimer: I own Nothing!

Must Kill Jiraiya

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"JIRAIYA!"

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He sneeze a couple of time "hmm someone's talking about me, hehe probably those girls saying how sexy and good looking I am"

Earthquake, the ground was shaking and rumbling…

He then looked to his side "hmmm aww probably a mob of girls heading towards the hot springs" he said with glee and sparkles in his eyes as he hopped happily towards the hot springs.

Duh dum dum dum

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"Tsunade-shishou we've searched four hours, can't we find him tomorrow" Sakura complained as the rest of the girls nod in agreement

Tsunade scanned all of heaving girls, trying to catch their breaths "Fine, you all stink anyways. Meet me tomorrow at noon" she waved them off goodbye as she went back to the tower.

They all sweat drop, as they sniffed themselves…

ewww...

They all quickly scrampled and went back to their homes to take a bath.

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"I am so Sexy… S.. e..xy!

So so very sexy and handsome! They all want me ooaaahh Sooo Sexyyyy!

Sexxyyy, yess C'mon baby wooohhh sexy Jiraiya.. Oh yes Sexxxy MEEE!" Jiraiya happily sang as he slowly crept into the back and look through the hole on the hot springs.

He grinned as he made himself comfortable and leaned closer only to find..

"GAI! What the hell!" he jumped back as he stared horrified

He then broke the wooden wall "Gai what are you doing here!" he demanded an answer.

"Why my friend, to stay youthful of course. We need our bath to look young and smell good" Gai did his nice guy pose.

"You're in the girls section!"

"My once so youthful friend and not anymore, they made another hot springs at the other side of the town only for girls, no guys allowed in the area. This is all guys hot spring now! Would you like to join me and smell and look youthful" (1) He smiled with his teeth showing, doing another nice guy pose.

Jiraiya fell down to his knees, sobbing hysterically. "NOOOOO" he cried

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Sakura looked back and forth looking for something suspicious that was probably creeping inside her room, like a peeping Jiraiya or fan guys, she shivered from that thought. Pulling the towel that was wrap around her body tighter, she looked outside the window, inside the trashcan and her closet…

She whistled, "Come out peeping tom.ttut tuutt..psss psss I wont hurt you.. much…Here boy here.. I have a cookie!"

Kneeling down, looking under her bed, her towel went up towards her ass, making it more visible than it already is, well if anyone was there anyways. And just right on time, Neji came barging in the door and saw Sakura's ass on his view making him drop his book and with a tint of pink on his cheeks.

Sakura suddenly sprang out in surprise and fell down face first. The first thing she saw was what? And Open Icha Icha paradise volume 5 and the latest picture is where Sakura was shaving her legs... And trust me it was very unsightly thing to see…

Sakura stared and Stared at her unshaven legs, her body only in a towel and with white stuff around her face.

She looked up and Neji gulped…

"It's not what you think," Neji reasoned out...

She looked down again, " so what should I think", she hissed.

"Well first answer me, since when did you post as a model for Icha Icha paradise!" he demanded.

"I didn't and why are you so shock about it! You use your damn eye power to read the last issue with me in it! I saw you and don't deny it!" She accused,

"Woman, don't you compare to me with does perverted fools"

"So why do you have this book huh? Huh?" She waved the book in front of his face.

"It so happens that…" he fell silent for a minute then he grabs the book out of her hands.

"I don't want a picture of my woman half naked to be seen with anybody except me" he snarled.

She fell silent and looks up all teary eyed "So you do care for me" she sniffed…

Reaching out towards him, she cupped his face and brought it near his. Her lips brushing the shell of his ear "Quit Changing the subject DAMNIT!" She yelled

"Now tell me why there's a picture of me in that damn book?"

"That's what I want to know" He quickly grabbed Sakura and Hugged her. His narrowed eyes glared everywhere around her room, looking for something suspicious.

He whistled "Psss pss, come out pervert so I can kill you or if you wont I'll still kill you" He growled.

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Meanwhile at the Cemetery

"Ohhh whoa with me.. My beloved book sniff I.. I" Kakashi sobbed as he kneeled down, cradling his dear squashed into pieces book.

"I'll always remember the time we spent together" he slowly sang in a deep sad voice..

"Never apart, even through the darkest and wonderful times.. oohh sniff" He sent down his book on the little small coffin and placed a white flower above it, he then slowly lowered it down and covered it up with dirt. He grabbed the tombstone that said

'To my beloved book. Bought on April 3, 2006 died on April 6 2006.. It shall be forever miss and love'

He then prayed

His voice slowly floated through the air, whispering

"I'll miss you"

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Hey Sasuke! Did you see the latest volume of Icha Icha paradise 6? It has Sakura-chan Frenching with Jiraiya!" Naruto yelled waving the book back and forth.

to be continued…"

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Mksanime: (1) ewww not that way u sick perverts . lol!

A/N This chappie is not that funny.. iunno I think… I don't know if you guys find this funny.. idk anymore I'm loosing it, since I havent written for quite a while now…

A/ babble Ahhh I'm loosing my mind too, its because of that damn Vice principal! Uughh I'm so pissed at her! May she get demoted and kick out! Can anyone say rude much! Well you probably don't wanna hear it but oh well I'll tell you anyways…

Ok So me and my friends are in one group for our English teleplay project, where we video tape it and make a trailer, and one of our scenes is that two girls mistaken the girls washroom for a guys washroom (btw that's my teleplay, I'll probably post that story later on) , so I ask my teacher if we can reserved it after school and he said he doesn't no. So me and my friends ask the vice principal so NICELY!

And I was like "excuse me miss, can we use the guys washroom afterschool tomorrow, for our English project"

She was like" Why cant you use the girls washroom and pretend it's the guys"

SO we told her that we need it to show the guys urinals or something cause its HUMOUR/romance and makes it more realistic and she was like "eww dats disgustin. Whos your English teacher? Who?"

And I said "Mr (nameless) miss" and I was gonna tell her that its ok if she says no but she storms (more like stomps off) towards the office all piss and stuff! RUDE BITCH!

I think my English teacher got in trounle sighs I'll probably get yelled at tomorrow… And I totally messed up my History presentation cause I was all piss off and screaming Bitch bitch bicth for the whole day… Trust me its worst than it sounds… .

Ok now I'm done venting my anger, no one will probably read this or care but w.e.. oh well

Anyways thanks for reading and please review!