Mksanime: Shock to see me? Well me too X.X
Must read authors note: Anywho you before you murder or barbeque me for not updating any of my stories for about 4 months now? But don't get your hopes up high, I'm still in hiatus from writing fics X.X.. I just posted this story up because it was just loitering in my computer for awhile, waiting to be uploaded even though I wrote this like 5 months ago, and I was planning to make it longer. But since im a very err.. kind? Person (lol) I decided to posts this up, even though this is one shitty chapter.. But do not fret, when I come bak from my hiatus I will write a better chapter than this one X.X or replace this chapter later on….
If your wondering about not knowin the hiatus part.. I posted a note awhile ago in my profile.. so check it out if you want to know partially the reason why…
Also, I forgot to mention that this fic has no solid plot what so ever X.X I'm just pulling everything of my ass, like my other fics X.X
Summary: Taking a peek inside of Icha Icha Paradise and what do you see… da dum dum dum… NejiSaku, one sided SasuSaku
Disclaimer: Im sick and tired of this stupid disclaimer rubbing it off my face that I own nuthin…X.X can I at least take a break and say I own everything?
Anywho without further adieu, here's my crappy un-beta chapters X.X
Must kill Jiraiya!
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The building shook with tremor as the fairly tall woman with big busts paced around her office shaking with rage. As she occasionally glared towards the hideous, hideous vile thing called Icha Icha paradise book, with eyes that can make you run towards the graveyard and start digging for your own grave.
She glared murderously towards the book as she threw it with such force that it broke through the wall and flew towards somewhere she didn't care.
"SHIZUNE!" she roared.
A pair of shuffling feet can be heard, as the said person scurried inside the office followed by Tonton, their pet pig.
"Hai, Tsudane-sama?"
Tsunade whipped her head towards her direction as her voiced boom full of promises of pain "GET ME ALL THE KUNOICHI WHO IS IN THIS VILE THING! We're going to have ROAST JIRAIYA tonight! HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah…"
Bowing her head, Shizune let out a small smirk as she disappeared with a puff of smoke.
Sakura was frustrated, irritated and worst of all she was, was very emotional…
She just had a fight with Neji for accusing her of posing as a model for Icha Icha paradise book!
She sniffed her tears and let out a small smile… as she sighed and then she frowned because she was in that book!...Then she realized something and burst into happy tears because she was in the Icha Icha paradise book, meaning she was one of the most SEXIEST women in Konoha. She then stopped and scowled…. She was still pissed at Neji for accusing her of such thing!
"Jackass" she muttered angrily.
Yes, very emotional indeed.
After the whole 'looking for the peeping tom' and to their relief there was no one. Neji started to bombard her with stupid, stupid questions about her posing for that stupid book! Why was Neji looking at it in the first place?
"Ugghhh" she punch the nearest tree which flew towards somewhere…
She puff out and heaved her chest up, finally deciding to act a bit mature.
Sighing heavily, she shook her head and decided to retire for the day.
BAM!
Sakura staggered backwards and trip at the huge rock behind her, making her fall upside down.
Looking up, she saw an orange book slid down her chest, towards her face.
Her eyes widen in shock, as her mouth open and closed like a gold fish.
There on the open page was her "fre- fre… frenc- frennnnnn… frenching… JIRAIYA!"
"Ahhh.. Kakashi! Where are you off too?"
Glancing up from his new Icha Icha paradise book, he smiled towards the white haired man.
But before he could answer, the said old white haired man squealed like a girl as he ran towards the inn full of naked beautiful women.
Jiraiya covered his mouth as he giggled girlishly as he squatted down on the floor, his golden telescope ready and was place on the small whole….
He could here a group of girls giggling and talking softly behind the foggy steam. As the steam cleared up, his mouth dropped at the floor and his eyes bulge out.
It was definitely women alright and the sight of them was unexpected.
Naruto gripped the book as he hurriedly shoved the book in front of Sasuke's face.
"Teme! Teme! Look at this!"
Pushing Naruto as far away from him as possible, Sasuke glared at the blonde haired man in front of him
"hn?"
Ignoring the raven haired man's behavior, he pushed back the book in front of his face as he motioned his fingers towards the book in a persistent manner.
Sasuke sighed and decided to look at what the idiotic dobe was so hype up about.
Sasuke almost lost his composure and fell down. His eyes twitched and his muscles flexed from his body. Sure he enjoyed the sight of Sakura with her in a bikini, in a towel and almost nude body but frenching with that old guy just drew the line!
That was his Sakura! Yes! He was in love with that pink haired maiden with a temper of a wild cat. He knew that she loved someone else, so he decided to let her go and let her be happy with her new life with that bastard Neji!
But this! THIS!
His teeth clench as he unconsciously let out a growl.
If Neji cant take care of his Sakura! Then he'll just have to take her back!
Breathing heavily, Sakura staggered towards the exit of the forest and let out another growl while clenching the vile orange book.
Seeing the exit just a bit further ahead, she looked left and right… wait! Looking back towards her left, she narrowed her eyes and glared at the crouching Jiraiya, peeping inside the inn.
'FOUND YOU!' Inner Sakura growled.
Flipping through the book, the byakagun user froze on his spot as his hands lost gripped on the book and before it fell, the book suddenly went into flames…
Finally coming back to reality, Neji looked up and saw a pissed off Uchiha.
"Uchiha" Neji hissed.
"Hyuuga" Sasuke spat.
Backing away from the hole, Jiraiya laughed nervously. The wall suddenly broke into pieces, as the smoke cleared out, their all lined out in front of him was all the… gulp
"Ah! Shizune-san, ladies… What an unexpected …" Before he could finish he bumped into a well shaped legs.
Feeling a murderous aura from behind him, he traced up the well shaped legs towards the persons hip, he gulped when he felt the woman, he concluded twitch towards his touched and the murderous aura began to darken even more. Slowly looking, he saw a very, very frustrated, pissed off pink haired kunoichi.
"Explain yourself!" Sakura growled while hovering over Jiraiya in an intimidating manner…
"Explain what Sakura-san? I was merely conducting a research for…"
"Jiraiya-sama" Shizune suddenly spoke as she grinned mischievously towards his direction…
"Your needed in Tsunade-sama's office" she smirked as the rest of the girls cackled.
Before he could escape, he felt two hands on his shoulders, squeeeeezzzing it tightly.
"Now, now Sakura, you must respect your elders" he suddenly squeaked, when he felt something squeezed his ass…
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To be continued….
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Well suxs for u guys, since I won't be updating for awhile ahahah XP
Well, anyone of u know who squeezed jiraiya's ass? Ahahha hmm maybe Sakura? Or someone else? Or maybe maybe O.O…… hmmm?
Now.. Critics, praise, flames, dunt care ne more X.X they're all welcome…
Reviews all together are appreciated and maybe motivates me to start writing again -wink wink- lol!