Chapter Two-Rendezvous at Stormwind
As you know, Derek (aka PopeMercutio) is a renegade from Baltimore that has soft heart and a fondness for animals, small white kittens chief among all. While Alice (aka Shaddowzz) is a gentle little girl in Austin that in truth is a lesser saint than Derek, but who cares, she has much better armor and minions.
It was a Tuesday afternoon that the two were so unfortunate as to meet again. By this time Alice was a level 12 whilst Derek was a mere level 9. Upon seeing him still wearing his neophyte's robes, Alice laughed at him.
"LOL, they drop better stuff in Westfall, perhaps I should escort you there to find something more suitable. Providing of course, you don't get yourself killed in the process-or wait, I could get that stuff first, and sell it for a profit."
Derek typed, "Won't you please take me there? I just can't find the way and all my friends laugh at me when I ask them for help. I'll be so grateful."
"ROTFLOL! No way in hell will I take a stupid Aussie with me to Westfall, you'll die in five seconds anyway."
At this Derek fell on his knees, "Please oh Please, take me to Westfall, Elwynn Forest has nothing to offer me. I'll pay you!"
"You never know what to say to a woman. But no, I don't travel with priests."
"But I'm a pope!"
"Don't care."
In a panic, Derek typed, "/f"
After a few steps, Alice realized Derek was following her. Experienced a player as she was she could not figure out how to shake him off.
"Look leave me alone!" she stamped into the keyboard, "I don't like you."
And just to piss her off even more, Derek blew her a kiss.
"ARGGHHH! RABIES! THAT IS IT!"
With a decisive click of the mouse, Alice exited out of World of Warcraft. While she was swearing under her breath, Derek congratulated himself on a job well done. But he had to wonder how the hell was going to get out of the forest and into some real world.