Chapter Three-Morte de Meow Mix
Three days later, Alice (aka Shaddowzz) logs and makes her way to Westfall, unaware of the fact that just behind her was Derek (aka PopeMercutio). When she came to Goldshire, Alice thought she saw a strange white kitten following her.
"Whose cat?" she called.
Well, I know I didn't buy one, she thought, but continued on her way.
Phew, she didn't catch me. I'll have to be more careful from now on, you too Meow Mix! Derek thought as he tip toed from tree to tree, careful to stay out of sight.
Then Derek read something some thing sounded like, "MURLOCKS!!!"
"Run Meow Mix, RUN!" he cried.
As they desperately ran for their asses, they passed none other than Shaddowzz.
"LOL! You are a freakin' queer Aussie, that's a level seven, even you can take it."
Slapping her knees in cruel humor, Shaddowzz glanced over her shoulder to see a full tribe of murlocks, speeding toward her own behind. She had but one choice – "RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Side by side, Derek and Alice run, Meow Mix succumbing to the Murlocks. Not satisfied by the lean little kitten, the monsters continued to their chase. The Stormwind Guards hear their pitifuls pleas for help and go to help. They got there just as Derek charged the murlocks, bellowing, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MEOW MIX, I WILL AVENGE THEE!"
Alice watched him go farther and farther away and yelled, "DAMNIT AUSSIE, THOSE ARE LEVEL 12S-YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! OH YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"
And she follows, sure of their untimely demise. Seconds later, all is white.