Chapter Six-The Repair Bill…More Than We Would Care to Say
A/N: I and my co writer have jumped off of Teldrassil many a time and once my repair bill totaled a grand sum of gold. Trust us, it ain't worth it.
Lonely, as she was prone to be these days when playing in the popular realm Perenolde, Alice steered her character to the highest branch of Teldrassil. This was it, her gaming life wasn't worth living. As she angled her camera to see if there was anything that might cushion her fall, she heard a voice scream, "What are you doing?"
Hanging her head, Shaddowzz walks off of the limb. She turns at the last moment to see a priest above her.
Damn, she thought, the priests don't waste anytime.
"THE REPAIR BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the priest roars.
WTF? She thought, the pope comes? I'm a warlock for Christ's sake!
PopeMercutio reaches to her and as they hit the water, he makes on last attempt, nearly reaching her arm. Just then they die only to pop up in the graveyard.
Wordlessly, PopeMercutio shakes his head before resurrecting. Now in corporal form, the priest falls to his knees, his palms raised to the heavens, and cries, "THE REPAIR BILL!!!" in utter agony.
As soon as he finishes, a little kitten mews with fright from one of Shaddowzz's bags.