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Owner's Manual
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Chapter Two: May Damage Sanity!
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The Sora Unit is one of the most popular Kingdom Hearts Character Units! The Sora Unit is widely known for his high compatibility rates with other KH Character Units and people in general. The most notable strengths of the Sora Unit would be his courage and overall personable qualities. The Sora Unit is a wonderfully optimistic friend for many ages and an equally easy unit to care for. The Sora Unit comes in two versions, KH1 (default red) and KH2 (default black). The main difference between the two would be the age difference and that the KH2 Unit is slightly more mature and comes with (optional) Drive Form Capabilities. Both versions come with the default Kingdom Keyblade (a variety of others can be purchased, but they are not included in the bought package) and a Halloweentown costume. As an added bonus for fans, both versions of the Sora Unit now come with a collectable (as well as edible) Papou fruit!
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Leon had somewhat calmed down once he had hauled the Sora Unit inside of Cid's shop. He felt more at ease about the awkward situation when all of Radiant Garden wasn't giving him weird looks for "his" life-sized replica of the Keyblade Wielder. At least it was the Sora that had more buckles and chains then even Cloud owned in his entire dresser.
Letting out a dejected sigh, he began to flip through the manual Yuffie had thrown at him before she disappeared off to her ninja fantasy land. A stray thought of malice suddenly crossed his mind. An evil smirk formed on his lips and he chuckled to himself. He figured this whole thing was some twisted way of Yuffie getting back at him for eating the last piece of Aerith's cheesecake. "Fight fire with more fire..." She had been chipping away at his sanity for as long as he'd known her, it was about damn time he was going to get back at that little brat.
Having skimmed past the fifty something pages with various warnings of "not intended for children under the age of 5" and "do not iron clothes on body" he finally got to the 'instruction' part of the book. The brunette couldn't help but laugh darkly at his impending revenge against the ninja.
Standing in the garage doorway was Cid, who had fully intended to go back into the shop to find a fresh pack of cigarettes only to be met with a disturbing sight. The normally stoic Leon had finally snapped as far as he could tell, complete with the "evil rubbing of the hands together deviously" and "insidious cackling". The mechanic decided he could live fifteen minutes without his beloved cancer sticks. With cautiously slow steps, he made his way out of the shop room and back into the safety of the garage.
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The pre-set personality for the Sora Unit is known as the "canon setting". This setting ensures that the Sora Unit will act mainly "Sora". In other words, the Sora Unit will be affectionate, somewhat clueless, cheerful, courageous and friendly. The Canon Setting Sora will get along well with a variety of "Good/Light" KH Character Units such as the (not included) Riku Unit, Kairi Unit, FF Hero Units, Disney Hero Units, etc. The Canon Setting Sora can also get along with (not guaranteed or included) Axel Unit, Roxas Unit, Namine Unit, and a select few of the Modified Darkness/Nobody Units. The Canon Setting Sora will most likely NOT get along with Canon Setting "Darkness/Nobody" KH Character Units such as the (not included) Ansem Unit, (most) Organization XIII Units, Heartless Companion Units, Nobody Companion Units, FF Villain Unit(s), Disney Villain Units, etc. In the case of Modified Units, SEDFEE cannot be held responsible for what may happen to your Sora Unit or the other party's KH Character Unit (negative or otherwise), we suggest using some foresight to plan ahead in case such an event may occur.
However, there are a variety of ways to alter/modify your Sora Unit's personality by setting him to the "custom setting". This can be done with manual modifications, however it is not suggested. Another method is to set the Sora Unit to his Custom Setting, and then "teach" him specific personality traits, much like a parent would teach their children how to behave. The most popular, effective and convenient way to Mod your Sora Unit is to download Personality Mods off of the internet. SEDFEE acknowledges and affiliates with several of the legal downloads available at ffKHMOD dot net, simply download a specific Mod ID number onto a Mod chip (not included), "feed" it to your Sora Unit and the he will have processed it in 1-2 hours. We strongly urge you to fully research any Mods you may load into the Sora Unit in order to avoid possible problems; SEDFEE does not take responsibility for any actions your Sora Unit may take once you have Modified him.
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Leon had opted to sit hunched over the large keyboard and computer that was located in the basement under the now restored-restoration site. He had dragged the limp Sora Unit down with him and it now sat quietly in a slumped heap in the corner. There was a devilish glint in his eyes as he scanned over the vast directory of ffKHMOD dot net for the "ULTIMATE/UBERLY EVIL SORA" Unit Mod. A somewhat worried Tron would occasionally warn him with script windows about viruses, spyware and strange documents that seemed to elaborate on the mating rituals between certain humans.
The newly-crazed brunette ignored the AI and typed in several queries for 'satanic', 'violent', 'psychotic', and 'Saix'. Much to his irritation, no suitable Sora Unit Mods were found. He raked a free hand through his hair with frustration. Damn the internet and its lack of flexibility for his plots against that wretched girl!
Through gritted teeth he muttered, "Damn Sora and his hero-ness." Tron would have given Leon a bizarre look if he could have through a computer screen; so he settled for voicing his concern "But, if Sora wasn't a hero, he wouldn't be Sora!"
Realization and new ideas dawned upon Leon. With excited finger clacks he typed in a query for "Anti-Sora".
Back up in the shop, Cid had crawled out of his garage lair again. Now that the crazy Leon was gone, Cid could finally retrieve his precious box of cigarettes. He briefly nuzzled his stubble-covered cheek against the happy pack of nicotine before yanking out a new stick and lighting it up quickly. He took several drags and sighed with contentment.
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In order to activate your Sora Unit, please turn on the switch located inside one of his honking big shoes (yellow for KH1, black for KH2). Upon pressing the button, you must recite the activation code that is unique to your Sora Unit within 45 seconds of the button pressing (activation code is located in both this manual on the following line and on the outside of the box your Sora Unit arrived in; should the activation code have been lost, contact Customer Services via Moogle-LiveCom or Moogle-Mail). Failure to recite the activation code within those 45 seconds will result in your Sora Unit not being activated.
Please refrain from activating your Sora Unit until you are absolutely sure about the setting you want him at. The dial settings are located in the shoe OPPOSITE of the activation button. The settings are as follows: Canon Setting is the default and most "well-rounded" setting. Valor is a newly introduced setting in which your Sora Unit will be more inclined to "courageous" and "adventurous" actions, as well as become a defender/guardian of sorts for the owner. Sweetheart is another newly introduced setting in which the Sora Unit will be more inclined to "romantic" and "cheerful" behavior (more specifically to whoever ate the included Papou fruit). Lastly, there is the Custom Setting, at which point you may "feed" the Mod chip to your Sora Unit. (Please note that the Mod chip is not included!)
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Tron let out a small and static whimper from the now smoldering remains of the computer. Leon stood breathing heavily in front of the crackling pile of hardware, gunblade in hand and drooping to the floor. "But Leon! It's not my fault! Blame the parameters set up by the Mod Creator Users!"
Through loud gasps he spoke dazedly, "Oh I am, bet those damn Mod creators could feel that last slash on their side of the screens!" The little AI decided it was time for him to move to a happier home, one that would be away from the sad, deranged, little man. Without saying a word and a brief SFX of a door being closed, Tron invaded the sanctuary that was Cid's computer network.
The instance that had spurred on the violent outburst from the man was his lack of a Mod Chip with which to download Moded evilness into the Sora Unit...and the hundred too many ads about 'free' things. He sighed and then slumped down onto the floor in front of the scrap metal before him. With a slow motion he raised a hand up into a fist and directed it to the heavens. He opened his mouth as if to curse everything in existence when he heard a shrill "AHHH!" and one of the Gullwings smacking him alongside his face.
A disoriented Rikku sat on the floor, her head rolling around as she tried to recover from the impact. He would have cursed the fairy-like girl into oblivion, but then he suddenly had an idea. He seemed to be getting several ideas since he had embarked on his hell-bent mission of vengeance. Once again he smiled his creepy smile. The newly recovered Rikku looked up to see the looming shadow of Leon cast over her.
"Ooh Rikku, I have a deal for you!" There was only one thing more terrifying then a crazy Leon, it was a happy Leon. The blonde let out a shrill squeak and shielded her head with her arms.
"If you get me a Mod Chip, I'll get you all of Aerith's deserts and snacks!" At the mention of "deserts and snacks" the little treasure hunter settled down. "All of them? Cookies, cakes, creams puffs, e-even her strawberry funnel cake?" She couldn't help but drool at the thought of all the sweets. Leon drew his brows together and nodded gravely at her, "Especially the strawberry funnel cake." With renewed vigor the Gullwing zipped off to find a Mod Chip for the wonderful snack-delivering Leon.
Leon laughed to himself, and was once again manically tapping his fingers together in anticipation. He lustfully eyed the Sora Unit still sitting soullessly in the corner of the computer room. Revenge was sweet.
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The same process to activate your Sora Unit is the same method by which you can "deactivate" your Sora Unit. Simply press the button located in the Sora Unit's shoe and recite the activation code. Please note, that in deactivating your Sora Unit you are essentially "killing him", however, if he is reactivated in a period of 24 hours or less, most of his data memory will remain intact. During the time he is inactive, the owner can freely re-set his settings to a more desirable one. Should he be inactive for more than 24 hours, all of his data memory will be erased.
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In a factory far away in the land of Moogles, a blue-collar Moogle had recently came off of its lunch break. With a 'po' it reseated itself in its cushioned and wheeled chair. Using its stubby arms it placed a headset on its head. With a rounded nub, it hit a massive, blinking button on the phone.
"SEDFEE Shop Mail-Order Services, how may I help you kupo?"
"Yes, kupo, we have several Kingdom Hearts Character Units available. Which one would you like kupopo?"
"Kupo, we have that one available!"
"Kupopopo, he's quite a heart-throb that Unit type, kupopopo!"
"Will you be ordering a KH1 or KH2 model? A KH2? Excellent choice kupo."
"Will you be ordering anything else? Will it be express? Oh, I see kupopo!"
"Have a Kupo-riffic Extra-Extraordinary day!"
The Moogle pressed the button with its nub of a paw and hung up the phone. It wrote down the order form and handed it to a passing collector Moogle.
"Kupopopo! Another order from Radiant Garden?"
"It's another express order from the same bank account kupo!"
"Someone must have a kupo pocket of munny to be getting express three times in the same day kupo!"
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A/N: Well, since Leon has technically snapped...he's still OOC. Yay. 8D This chapter is so much longer then the first one, but it feels like its lacking in the crack department. And you now have some "Manual Info" about the lovely Sora Unit. Ah, the poor Sora Unit, when will you live? Can you guess who the incoming Units are? Better yet, can you guess who are ordering the Units? Anyone want to suggest anything about the Sora/Upcoming Units?